THE BECKY ERA IS OVER! - IN MEMORIAM / GOOD RIDDANCE -- Discuss Amber & Becky's breakup and future here!

[Hater238704]

I dont see a great future for Becky. Even in Kentucky how does Beckster have the skills to rent an apartment or home by herself? Would Eric and Ricky take her back in? She could move in with her homophobic, fundie mother but what 30 year old wants to do that.

Amber will be just fine financially. She'll use the funds previously for Becky's T's to hire a maid/dog walker and be a dainty princess

Oh wait Becky's mom died. Girl better sell that car and make some cash.

 

[497]

I dont see a great future for Becky. Even in Kentucky how does Beckster have the skills to rent an apartment or home by herself? Would Eric and Ricky take her back in? She could move in with her homophobic, fundie mother but what 30 year old wants to do that.

Amber will be just fine financially. She'll use the funds previously for Becky's T's to hire a maid/dog walker and be a dainty princess

Oh wait Becky's mom died. Girl better sell that car and make some cash.

I see her going back in with Eric and Rickie. They were friends since high school, way before AL. That might have even played a part in the breakup, making her move from her friends who would have supported her weight loss and health more than AL did. Let's hope they pull a "Sara" and show AL's dirty panties

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Someone would have to go retrieve her from KY and physically transport her to OK. I wonder if that will be Becky's final drive as the Queen's Coachman.

It would probably take her several days to almost a week to reach Oklahoma, given that long stretches in the car seem to be dangerous for deathfats, as seen in M600PL.

My suspicion is that Kristine and her fiancé will drive a u-haul trailer from Oklahoma to Lexington, pack up as much as possible Amber’s stuff and drive back with her. I do not see Becky doing the drive. Amber has already planned the route using fast food locations.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

My suspicion is that Kristine and her fiancé will drive a u-haul trailer from Oklahoma to Lexington, pack up as much as possible Amber’s stuff and drive back with her. I do not see Becky doing the drive. Amber has already planned the route using fast food locations.

I thought of this as well, but there is NO WAY Amber could hoist herself in and out of a U Haul truck. They had to sell their brand new 6k bed because it was too high for her to get into and out of. Maybe they will also rent a car to stuff her into. She's oinked endlessly about her swelleeng during short car rides, and she'll be going over 800 miles. Jesus, man. There are actual logistics involved just to get her from one place to another.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I've seen enough My 600 Pound Life to know that people Amber's size have the hardest damn time in cars. They often don't fit, their laygs hurt horrifically very quickly, etc. There was even one (the infamous James K) that contemplated just being put in a back of a U Haul to get to Houston, but the firemen that would have to haul him out forbade it. A few of them also ended up in the hospital immediately upon arrival because of blood clots.

When was the last time Amber was even in a car? The most recent ER visit?

 

[Thumb Butler]

She could move in with her homophobic, fundie mother but what 30 year old wants to do that.

There's probably a vacant plot nearby. No rent, since it's family owned.

 

[Witch Bitch]

They would need to do a mini van with the seats removed.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

"I'm descended from King Edward. We inherited Buckingham Palace, but Granny didn't want to leave Kentucky." - Becky Buckingham Windsor VIII

Becky wasn't what you'd call a productive member of society with an impressive work ethic, but goddamn did she inspire others to reach for the stars.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=nxufuv85SFwhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=0btP1yB6ld4https://youtube.com/watch?v=l7MUHVa4ShMhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=IrFQalwYI64https://youtube.com/watch?v=UnpcTR0FAYY

I fucking love the Native music whenever Becky makes a brief appearance in a Kate Winslet video.

Yes, Evelyn "Eve" Conley is the aunt. Somebody Wilcox is the friend. Thumby was just trying, fatly, to muddy the waters. I mean, I imagine even a smooth-brained Thumbtard would recognize the name of her own aunt.

Betcha ol' Auntie Eve caught hell for that little bit of leaked truth too. I love how all Becks' relatives loathe Big Al. (But not her money)

I now truly wish it were possible to have the board automatically insert "fatly" as an adverb before any verb tied to ALR or any of her gorlfriends.

 

[marjoram]

I fucking love the Native music whenever Becky makes a brief appearance in a Kate Winslet video.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=QbGFlfMcjyc


I now truly wish it were possible to have the board automatically insert "fatly" as an adverb before any verb tied to ALR or any of her gorlfriends.

Gotta thank @StrawberryDouche for the fatly adverb used in Fat Amy the Baby Beater's thread. I stoled it from there.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

2. Becky leaves: Becky does not see a future with Amber. Becky has seen enough “Day 1” of whatever and knows that Amber will not change. Becky might stay till the end of the month; however, it will not be fun for Becky. Probability of happening: Most likely.

Becky has definitely checked out. I would love to know what finally pushed her over the edge after what we know has been more than a few days in the making.

5. Amber moves to Oklahoma. Amber hopes that her mother will take care of her as she did when she had surgery. At least she has family in Oklahoma. How much they care for Amber is another story. Probability of happening: Most Likely.

MamaMeth will probably have a hand in this, even if she is not the one to physically come and get her darling giant baby girl. Aunt Tammie, who seems to have buried the hatchet in favor of having a chance at some YTbux at a renewed relationship with her darling giant baby niece, may lend a hand.

When will all of this happen? Likely before the end of the month. Kristine is likely scrambling to find an affordable flat for her in Oklahoma City. Most of her prized possession will be sent to the rubbish bin. Amber will move to Oklahoma City (1,344km/835mi) on the back of a van, not unlike the participants of MSHPL. Will we see any of this? Of course not.

I think it depends on how quickly they can get through the shit they have in the storage unit. Hauling Big Al's big, fat shelfass to OK is going to involve some serious logistics because there is no way Big Al is going to have a nonstop trip from KY to OK, as that's at least a 12 hour trip.

They didn't seem to care about Amber at all before they knew about the money she pulled in. Now they pretend to care A LOT, right Aunt Tammie? Amber's loving aunt spilled all her shit on KF pre-adsense fortune. Called her a liar, presented proof, shit down her throat. Now she patrols her chat with a billy club much like a security guard at a bank.

Isn't it amazing how perspectives change for some people?

Someone would have to go retrieve her from KY and physically transport her to OK. I wonder if that will be Becky's final drive as the Queen's Coachman.

I can't see Becky agreeing to that, now that she borrowed a spine from someone.

Amber said they will be leaving the apartment on the same day so neither has to bear the pain of ever returning to their cradle of love alone.

This made me laugh probably harder than it should have.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I can't see Becky agreeing to that, now that she borrowed a spine from someone.

I can. She dumps her out in OK where Amber won't endure the horrors of having to be alone with herself, and then freed from guilt, she drives off into an Amber-free future. I can totally see this happening.

 

[Juan's Sombrero]

Late, I know, but I just knew that this was going to be a trainwreck of the highest order, hence, my lateness. Are those photos real? Merciful Jesus

 

[Miltank]

ALR has a storage unit?

Also why are people even debating the pets? She would never give up the pets. She needs them around as long as possible so her narc self can continue pretending she's liked (even if it's by animals). It's worth it to her even though that mean's they'll die suffering surrounded by their own shit and piss. Besides, what's in it for her if she gives them to someone that can actually give them a decent life?

 

[Thumb Butler]

Kiwi Farms was right again. Moving to the city was a very stupid idea, Big Al.

 

[NosferatuORG]

I found it fascinating to watch Becky s facial reactions in the last streams compared to older ones. The thing that I find surprising is the amount of anger and frustration is pouring out of her now, and this is the begining only. There was this line she told us, that she is angry with God... felt like she was some kind of Nietzche.
In a way she has grown, not only in fat. Yet I feel in her anger, anger that she may die faster than Al.
I think she is at a point where she will either change complitly in a good or become like Amberlyn.

I want to add.
Amberlyn is not ashamed of using her horrible health as blackmail on Becky. Witch is evil, take responsability for it. Becky knows that she either lets her die or they bouth die, and probably she will go first.
My opinion is that Becky is leaving out of a health scare that lead to contemplation and anger. She blames herself for choosing a destructive person like amber and getting emotionaly tied up with her.

 

[Zig-Zag the Grand Vizier]

Unironically this is probably the best thing that could happen to Amber. Dear God I can only imagine what it's like to live with her right now. Morbidly obese people scorned are bizarre creatures that live on a different plane of existence since their only way to get revenge as immobile creatures is to turn up their morbidly obese ways to 11. All of Amber's energy is going to go toward fucking with Becky at every chance. Becky may be a bit of a cow herself, but I hope she gets away as fast as possible.

Speaking from experience: There is no need to let Amber down gently, Becky. No need to make sure she's "taken care of" before peacing out. No matter how far you drop Amber, she's still going to cause a crater when she falls not because the weight of her body but of her supermassive ego. Ironically, the morbidly obese know their limitations and cut them to be less and less over time until an individual they have ensnared is a personal caretaker. They draw in co-dependent individuals and eat them alive.

Run, run, run. Don't look back.

 

[M€￦]

ALR has a storage unit?

Also why are people even debating the pets? She would never give up the pets. She needs them around as long as possible so her narc self can continue pretending she's liked (even if it's by animals). It's worth it to her even though that mean's they'll die suffering surrounded by their own shit and piss. Besides, what's in it for her if she gives them to someone that can actually give them a decent life?

She'll have them around up until she quickly grows too fat /time consuming/ insufferable for Kristine to manage, then Oklahoma Adult Protective Services will be called (by Kristine) and she is taken to a state-run nursing home. I doubt Kristine will want to or be able to take care of the pets for the next ten to fifteen years, so hopefully she is truly Christian and will try to find them a good home if she doesn't want to take care of them, rather then neglect them or dump them somewhere.

 

[stupid frog]

FUCK BECKY, THEY SHOULD'VE BROKE UP AGES AGO

I basically dropped Amber before Becky quit her job, shit was so boring to me. So all I know is the Facebook underwear post (WHERES THE AMBER PICS, ERIC??? IM FUCKING WAITING), and her killing her nephew by being gay or what the fuck ever.

I'm ready for some crazy Destiny mother fucker. Please god, give us this gift. Let it be good.
Not for her sake, but for ours.

 

[Banh Xeo]

Have they gotten a freight quote? Probably cheaper than driving a uhaul to load her in a crate with a couple of gallon ziplocks and bags of chips

 

[MichaelScarn]

OP, that is a seriously beautiful first post.

I'm extremely excited for this era. I'm sure Amber already has some targets she's priming for leeching onto. Where are Destiny and Fridge these days? I bet she's scouting their area specifically.