💬 Off-Topic What If? ADF (& Friends) edition

[Cuck Norris]

What if Kylie is only transparalyzed?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

What if a radical new fertilizer with mutagenic properties was tested on a field of potatoes with unintended results?

 

[AnOminous]

What if a radical new fertilizer with mutagenic properties was tested on a field of potatoes with unintended results?

That's probably why we have Phil and JORDMAN! in the first place.

 

[Trombonista]

What if Kylie is only transparalyzed?

And transdeaf?

 

[Morbid Boredom]

What if ADF moved into a rural community?

 

[Zeorus]

What if ADF moved into a rural community?

If it's anything like where I grew up, he'd be dead because the only bridges we have are for crossing rivers and canals.

 

[DangerousGas]

What if Phil's apparent resilience against staph, hepatitis and tetanus infection actually leads the way to a super-vaccine, thus ushering in an era of improved health for all?

 

[AnOminous]

What if Phil's apparent resilience against staph, hepatitis and tetanus infection actually leads the way to a super-vaccine, thus ushering in an era of improved health for all?

It's more likely he breeds a superbug in his diseased flesh that wipes out humanity.

Like a version of potato blight that infects humans.

 

[DangerousGas]

It's more likely he breeds a superbug in his diseased flesh that wipes out humanity.

Like a version of potato blight that infects humans.

I prefer the Mr. Burns' "warring diseases" model.

 

[Goddessoftheshire]

What if Kinny left her husband for Phil and they had children?

 

[assWipe]

What if Phil is never let out of the mental hospital his mom put him in.

 

[Trombonista]

What if Kinny left her husband for Phil and they had children?

That would require both of them admitting they are cis (and in Kinny's case, also straight).

 

[Strelok]

If ADF was actually Latino, would he play that for sympathy, or try to pass as white or african instead?

 

[Sparklepants]

That would require both of them admitting they are cis (and in Kinny's case, also straight).

Nah, there's been a push to recognize queer couples that are capable of reproduction, so a translatinx and a genderqueer are totally cool y'all.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

If ADF was actually Latino, would he play that for sympathy, or try to pass as white or african instead?

His mom would have beat the ever-loving shit out of him instead of the other way around and his parents would have banned him from the Internet.

(Hispanic parents, ya know?)

 

[c-no]

If ADF was actually Latino, would he play that for sympathy, or try to pass as white or african instead?

He'd pass for white but try to garner any sympathy, even if his Latino blood wasn't related to Latinos save for possibly having a similar predicament such as being colonized by the same country.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

What if Phil goes to prison and tries to join MS-13? If he wants to be a true LatinX, he needs a few prominent MS-13 tattoos.

 

[Trombonista]

What if Phil goes to prison and tries to join MS-13? If he wants to be a true LatinX, he needs a few prominent MS-13 tattoos.

Where is he gonna fit them? His cheeks?

 

[Adamska]

Where is he gonna fit them? His cheeks?

He'll eat a shitton of food to get even fatter to create more space on his body. Although that won't be the main reason why he does it; in fact, he has no reason other than poor impulse control.

 

[Sparklepants]

Where is he gonna fit them? His cheeks?

I actually know a girl who dated a guy in MS-13 and the only space he had for his were on his cheeks and down his nose, so it's entirely possible.