💬 Off-Topic What If? ADF (& Friends) edition

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What if Phil was locked in a room with a rabid dog on a chain that's juuuuust long enough to get within a hair's breadth of biting distance of the little piggy?
 
He'd still claim to have to sleep on the couch in case of Kiwi invasion.
I have this theory that the whole thing about Kiwi invasion is at least, in part, due to Slingblade. The only actual "attempts" to invade have taken place while Phil's been away. It wouldn't surprise me if Toren took advantage of Phatty's paranoia and power fantasies that way. "Oh Phil - I mean, Izzy - you'd better sleep on the couch from now on, the Kiwis could strike at any time, they totally said they were going to (vomits)."
 
I have this theory that the whole thing about Kiwi invasion is at least, in part, due to Slingblade. The only actual "attempts" to invade have taken place while Phil's been away. It wouldn't surprise me if Toren took advantage of Phatty's paranoia and power fantasies that way. "Oh Phil - I mean, Izzy - you'd better sleep on the couch from now on, the Kiwis could strike at any time, they totally said they were going to (vomits)."

Maybe, but he's always been the type to claim our website and others like it were some kind of terrorist cells so I'm thinking even if he didn't have Holiday encouraging him in his delusions or tough guy shtick he'd probably come up with the home invasion thing on his own.
 
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