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Jesus Christ, how did I forget this? I'm kind of drunk so I forgot if I posted this in some other thread earlier.
Basically, I was doing the hardest fucking Xbox achievement ever. You know, watch 10 episodes of shit in Netflix on Xbox One. Which would ordinarily be doable, but I chose poorly. I chose a Finnish comedy series and unfortunately Netflix has episodes *ahem* which don't represent the glory days of the series, to put it mildly. But it did have one skit which totally made up for the whole thing.
PROOF that MACDONALDS IS UNDER TERRORIST SIEGE
 
So the intel from the Saints Row stream:
The mice are still a thing.
They actually considered fire.
Colby tried shotgunning the hole they think the mouse are in with no success.
The current plan involves duct taping the hole then covering it with a John Cena poster and telling Eli it's a gift of Cena poster and not an obvious attempt to hide a hole.

What else was there?
 
So the intel from the Saints Row stream:
The mice are still a thing.
They actually considered fire.
Colby tried shotgunning the hole they think the mouse are in with no success.
The current plan involves duct taping the hole then covering it with a John Cena poster and telling Eli it's a gift of Cena poster and not an obvious attempt to hide a hole.

What else was there?

Tyce has smoked up insane amounts of weed in an attempt to flush the mice out of their holes. Somebody in chat subsequently told them that mice have lots of sex when they are exposed to THC, meaning they will multiply.

I think they said something about drilling more holes in the wall, but I'm not 100% on that.
 
dcisp called it:
Dumb question, but would mice eat pot plants like they eat pretty much anything?

Jesus Christ, how did I forget this? I'm kind of drunk so I forgot if I posted this in some other thread earlier.
Basically, I was doing the hardest fucking Xbox achievement ever. You know, watch 10 episodes of shit in Netflix on Xbox One. Which would ordinarily be doable, but I chose poorly. I chose a Finnish comedy series and unfortunately Netflix has episodes *ahem* which don't represent the glory days of the series, to put it mildly. But it did have one skit which totally made up for the whole thing.
PROOF that MACDONALDS IS UNDER TERRORIST SIEGE
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1XiviwQhIe0
The fake cactus was a nice touch. :lol:
 
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So it looks like Jace is personally overseeing the "Cleanup" operation. This is going to be comedy gold. I wish he'd record it. I hope he doesn't try and smoke them out or do some other retarded gambit to get the mice out.

I mean, shit how many are their? They've been out for like a week and a half right, but we have no idea how many they started with?
 
Ok my prediction?

"Gamers new intel; Cats have gone AWOL and have become Islamic from digesting the Ebola weed mice. 2 hungry dogs will be let loose inside the weed shack."

It's gonna be like 'There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly' but with Muslims.
 
Ok my prediction?

"Gamers new intel; Cats have gone AWOL and have become Islamic from digesting the Ebola weed mice. 2 hungry dogs will be let loose inside the weed shack."

It's gonna be like 'There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly' but with Muslims.

Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on muslim dog meat.
 
This is the best thing ever.

Now Eli's cottage will be full of mouse shit AND cat piss when he finally makes it home. To top it off, all of his weed will be either moused or smoked by the rest of deagle nation.

I know it only takes like 10 days for mice to have babies, how long for cats? I can see it now "Wow, the cottage of full of kittens and I think they're all Islams. Guys how do I get rid of Islamic kittens?"
 
With the weed for the mice, the mice for the cats, and the mice and cat poop for the weed it's like a little biosphere now.
 
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