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[XYZpdq]

This entire outcome feels like a fucking cartoon. Tyce and Jerry.

Colby and Tyce burn the place down, then the two of them sitting in the rubble, Colby in blackface from the soot. Tyce mistakes him for a black person and they beat the shit out of each other as the scene fades out.

Spoiler

Abadabadabalurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh That's a dick, Folks!

 

[Kosher Dill]

Forget about the mice, I've just heard about potential Muslim activity in termites. Someone needs to investigate.

 

[The Dude]

Forget about the mice, I've just heard about potential Muslim activity in termites. Someone needs to investigate.

Not to mention the Jihadi pubic lice.

 

[Smutley]

Colby and Tyce burn the place down, then the two of them sitting in the rubble, Colby in blackface from the soot. Tyce mistakes him for a black person and they beat the shit out of each other as the scene fades out.

Spoiler

Abadabadabalurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh That's a dick, Folks!

Little did you know, 12 hours later, that your predictions might come true

 

[Payday]

I'm going to be sad if Colby listens to that guy and he burns down Eli's house.

 

[The Dude]

I'm going to be sad if Colby listens to that guy and he burns down Eli's house.

What is it with weens and trying to get spastics to burn down their houses, like BlueSpike did?

 

[Morbid Boredom]

What is it with weens and trying to get spastics to burn down their houses, like BlueSpike did?

I was going to write a long explanation about arson, plausible deniability, and jokes about (man)children playing with matches... but ain't nobody got time for that.

It's because weens are vicious little pricks.

 

[Linako 2.0]

put kebab on the mousetraps to catch the muslim mice

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

What is it with weens and trying to get spastics to burn down their houses, like BlueSpike did?

Well, this wouldn't exactly be anyone's house. It'd be where they grow their weed and keep their drug money. It's also in Eli's name so it catching fire, even slightly, and the fire department being called would either be fucking amazing... or pretty much end Deagle Nation which would be sad as fuck. I don't know why the guy is tweeting to Colby. Not like he'd listen.

The mental image of Colby lighting a fire while making a loud "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" noise is fucking hilarious though.

 

[FlyAwayNow]

Everything they do from here on in with the rats just makes me glad I didn't play into the apartment deal:

 

[XYZpdq]

Everything they do from here on in with the rats just makes me glad I didn't play into the apartment deal:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=IEK-R9LxCDc

Glad? Or maybe sad you didn't get the chance to set up cameras and sell the footage?

 

[Kosher Dill]

I'm going to be sad if Colby listens to that guy and he burns down Eli's house.

Yeah, it sure would be sad if Eli came home and... oh wait.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Great, now some asshole is trying to get Colby burn the place down? I can see that with Tyce, maybe, but come on, man.

And just think, all you had to do was invest in some of these:

http://www.catchmaster.com/wpcproduct/mouse-inn/

Obviously you don't want to kill 'em if you don't have to, but you try telling these guys that.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Great, now some asshole is trying to get Colby burn the place down? I can see that with Tyce, maybe, but come on, man.

And just think, all you had to do was invest in some of these:

http://www.catchmaster.com/wpcproduct/mouse-inn/

Obviously you don't want to kill 'em if you don't have to, but you try telling these guys that.

There have been quite a few ads for Tomcat on TV explicitly stating it can kill da mouses real good yo. I'm hoping something clicks with one of them

 

[Duke Nukem]

There have been quite a few ads for Tomcat on TV explicitly stating it can kill da mouses real good yo. I'm hoping something clicks with one of them

I seriously doubt that will happen.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

I seriously doubt that will happen.

It has a fake dead mouse viking hitting another fake dead mouse with a mace. It might. It's an odd but entertaining commercial.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Jesus Christ, whoever said that these guys are basically real, live "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" characters was dead on. Jace is Mac and Tyce is Charlie. This entire thing sounds like the plot to an episode of that show.

"Charlie Gives Mice Ebola"

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Jesus Christ, whoever said that these guys are basically real, live "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" characters was dead on. Jace is Mac and Tyce is Charlie. This entire thing sounds like the plot to an episode of that show.

"Charlie Gives Mice Ebola"

"Eli Saves Tupac"

"The Gang Fights ISIS"

"Jace Fights A Demonic Muslim Ghost"

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Jesus Christ, whoever said that these guys are basically real, live "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" characters was dead on. Jace is Mac and Tyce is Charlie. This entire thing sounds like the plot to an episode of that show.

"Charlie Gives Mice Ebola"

Tyce is a Dennis/Charlie hybrid with Dennis' sociopath behavior and Charlie's tendency to get high off household chemicals.

 

[Linako 2.0]

It's Always Sunny in Massachusetts