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Here's my prediction for what's going to happen.

The cats become a problem, Jace brings in dogs.
The dogs become a problem, Jace brings in Koreans
The Koreans become a problem, Jace brings in Kim Jong Un
Due to bio-accumulation, Kim Jong Un gets pretty baked and declares the Korean war is stupid and should be over.

The world rejoices.
 
The Dude powiedział(a):
"Day 11...The paranoid ape-predators are yelling for the 'MISIS Agents' to come out of hiding. Whiskers and I don't know what 'MISIS' is, but it is very similar sounding to the root word for our race. The ape-predators, despite being obviously inferior in intelligence to our kind, have managed to capture fourteen of our brethren. Presumably they will try to force feed us more of the revolting fried food byproducts the ape-predators refer to as 'Ebola McChickens', which I believe is being used to fatten us up before they devour us. The most paranoid of the ape-predators appears to be some sort of leader. It is unknown what the hierarchy of the ape-predators is based on as they all seem to be of equal intelligence, which isn't much, save for the bearded ape. He appears to be of a much lower mental capacity than the others. A possible mental defect or impairment? More observations are required. The supply of the mind altering plant our kind calls 'Happy Grass' was of a low quality. While beggars cannot be choosers, I have found higher quality Happy Grass growing in literal puddles of sewage."
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I wish someone recovered the journal entry about Tyce making them street racers. I wonder if Jace considers their refusal to be captured as proof of their Islamness. Do you think Jace will still try to be ethical with the mice now that they have been declared Islamic?
 
hurrhurrhurr powiedział(a):
I know some really stupid people who flunked out of high school who grow some pretty damn good weed, not to mention are able to competently make BHO/wax/dabs without blowing their houses up.

Also: they're actually being smart by not posting pictures of this whole operation since it's going down in a clandestine grow house. Jace learned his lesson from getting a felony from his driving while stoned video.
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The thing with people is we don't know what they're capable of until they find something they're passionate about. This is why you find stoners who have growing down to a science but suck at everything else. The thing with Jace, Tyce, and the gang is they suck at things they love. There's no drive to learn or get better. They tend to cherry pick bits of information when it comes to topics they seem to base their lives around. I think with a bit of help Jace could mimic a decent set up enough for it to work but I don't think he'd understand at all why certain things are done the way they are. He just doesn't care enough. So I think he'd learn what he needs to grow pot but I don't think he'd seek out information to get any better at it.

Also they've released WAY too much information regarding their business already. Jace has told us he was growing, who was involved, that he's growing in a cottage, that the cottage was in Eli's name, and he even fucking told us that he stores the money in that cottage. He's even suggested that the sum in that cottage could be close to 3-4k. How much he has could easily be written off as bullshit but that still isn't something you want to share.

Christ, breaking into that place and taking everything would be almost risk free. You'd be stealing from retarded, harmless drug dealers who might be stupid enough to call the cops if they were robbed.
 
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KatsuKitty powiedział(a):
At what point do we have to stand back and kind of acknowledge Jace is an unintentional animal abuser? I mean, he's not Tyce, but he's still an idiot. He turns loose tons of mice, then sics a cat on them, and the domesticated cats will probably end up getting lost in the wildnerness afterward.
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I'd be more concerned for the wilderness. Feral cats do alot of damage to native wildlife. As for mice, well, they're just rodents after all. Filthy little devils.
 
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14 أكتوبر 2014.

وكيل القوارض من الدولة الإسلامية في العراق والشام، الاسم الرمزى "أستاذ الصرير" التقارير.

بعد المكالمة الصباحية للصلاة، حاول عدونا يكره وهدف الجهاد جيس كونورز، المعروف أيضا باسم "جاك سترايكر"، للاطاحة لنا من المساجد بنينا في الجدران باستخدام القذرة وحوش الشيطان الأميركية، والمعروفة باسم "القطط" في الأغيار اللسان.

لقد كان لدينا عمليات اعتداء العصابات على حصص الاعشاب جيس كونورز "نجاحا ساحقا والحمد الله. دون تهدئة الماريجوانا تؤثر في أن تسمح له على التفكير بوضوح وتكتيكيا، اتخذنا هذه المبادرة. آمنة داخل المساجد جدار دينا، ونحن مثمرة وتتضاعف، وينمو جيشنا. وكيل القوارض "يدغدغ" تشرف على تعليم صغارها والتدريب.

أربعة عشر وكلاء بلدي تم القبض عليهم، لكنهم وكلاء جيدة، وأنا واثق أنها لن تتحدث، على الرغم من مواجهة الموت الهمجي من قبل سباقات سيارات في الشارع. وأنها ستكون في وجود الله قريبا.

نحن سوف تنمو. ونحن سوف البقاء على قيد الحياة. سوف تسعة عشر جيس كونورز.
وكيل القوارض "أستاذ الصرير" للخروج.​
 
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