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[KingofManga420]

So lets take bets on whether Tyce brings over his catana so that he can have some fun chopping up a few unlucky mice in #BladeMode. I am honestly not putting it past him at this point...

 

[The Dude]

So lets take bets on whether Tyce brings over his catana so that he can have some fun chopping up a few unlucky mice in #BladeMode. I am honestly not putting it past him at this point...

That's exactly the fucked up shit Tyce would do.

 

[XYZpdq]

Dumb question, but would mice eat pot plants like they eat pretty much anything?

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

Serious question.

Will rats eat weed? And if so, does it have the same effect on them as humans? I.E. getting really hungry, horny & a reduction of mental capacities?

Eli may open that front door & be buried like Captain Kirk was in the tribble episode of Star Trek.

 

[The Dude]

Dumb question, but would mice eat pot plants like they eat pretty much anything?

Yes and get REALLY fucking HIGH.

 

[XYZpdq]

Yes and get REALLY fucking HIGH.

Even though a few may suffer the #tycenado, it's pretty clear who's winning this war.

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

Dumb question, but would mice eat pot plants like they eat pretty much anything?

I know spiders have some interesting reactions to drugs.

 

[Dutchbash]

Jace's intention may be to prevent the spread of ebola, like he's the freaking CDC...


But I wouldn't be surprised if he actually reincarnated the Black Death and he'll be responsible for killing 70 percent of the earth's population. Just by feeding mice a lot of cheap steroid and GMO corn fed chicken nuggets, and then left to heavy inbreeding and stuff.

 

[Smutley]

If you want a vision of Eli's future, imagine a DC's skate shoe stomping on a mouse's head - forever.

Can we commission @Tavern Explorer to write Nineteen Ninety-One, a Jace themed 1984 parody?

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

I wonder if Jace could be trolled into not downing soda and cheez-itz. Would he just go to Redbull and Cheese Nips?

Jace @ParkourDude91 · 54s
@UnknownSold1er1 Behavior may differ from human patients. Watch for erotic behavior.

 

[Arkangel]

I wonder if Jace could be trolled into not downing soda and cheez-itz. Would he just go to Redbull and Cheese Nips?

Jace @ParkourDude91 · 54s
@UnknownSold1er1 Behavior may differ from human patients. Watch for erotic behavior.

So... McDonald's food is an aphrodisiac?

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

I wonder if Jace could be trolled into not downing soda and cheez-itz. Would he just go to Redbull and Cheese Nips?

Jace @ParkourDude91 · 54s
@UnknownSold1er1 Behavior may differ from human patients. Watch for erotic behavior.

Tyce Andrews ‏@UnknownSold1er1 2m
@ParkourDude91 erotic u mean like a fuckin porno? Wtf im not a furry like u jace

Jace ‏@ParkourDude91 53s
@UnknownSold1er1 That's no what it means retard. And I'm not a furry. I meant to say erratic it autocorrected me OK

 

[The Dude]

Bow-chicka bow-wow!

 

[KingofManga420]

Wow dude I don't believe in homosexual mice activity and/or content dude that's fucked up.

 

[XYZpdq]

Tyce Andrews ‏@UnknownSold1er1 2m
@ParkourDude91 erotic u mean like a fuckin porno? Wtf im not a furry like u jace

Jace ‏@ParkourDude91 53s
@UnknownSold1er1 That's no what it means exceptional individual. And I'm not a furry. I meant to say erratic it autocorrected me OK

holy shit this is comedy gold

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Jace and Tyce make me start to believe there may be a higher power. I was raised Catholic, church every sunday, Catholicism school every monday while growing up. Nothing stuck. Then I see Tyce and Jace...

 

[KingofManga420]

Jace and Tyce make me start to believe there may be a higher power. I was raised Catholic, church every sunday, Catholicism school every monday while growing up. Nothing stuck. Then I see Tyce and Jace...

I don't believe in coincidences, gamers.

 

[XYZpdq]

oh fuck they're feeding the mice now

Jace @ParkourDude91 · 20m
#CODERED update: The test mice are being fed the potentially infected McNuggets. @UnknownSold1er1 will monitor for signs of Islamic content.

okay they apparently fed them before the erotic content

Jace @ParkourDude91 · 14m
@UnknownSold1er1 Now stop tweeting publicly!! this is NOT a secure line!
Tyce Andrews @UnknownSold1er1 · 13m
@ParkourDude91 fine #Gay

 

[KingofManga420]

oh fuck they're feeding the mice now

Do mice even fucking eat meat? Is Tyce like forcing open their mouths while Colby shoves a McNugget down there? This is fucking horrible wow.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

They have over 100 nuggets to test. Jesus fucking christ, do you think they're going to use mouse shit as fertilizer for their pot? God dammit.