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Phil is a revolutionary piece of shooting equipment that absorbs 100% of recoil, converting it into harmless, flabby jiggling.
[July 4th] Some dumbass let Phil shoot guns
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- 9 Mar 2015
Well, apparently I posted in here before... I don't remember but that aside.
God damn, Phil was just as bad at fire arm as one dreamed him to be. It's always nice to know someone will live up to the fail you expect them.
At times I put some thought into the whole he's a patsy thing, but I think people are too smart to even bother the effort to get him greased up for that. The people who let him hold guns, make threats on camera etc are just lolcows on his own level that some how managed to get them selves on some meme tier weapons.
There are some people with more training and experience than myself who owns an entire hoard of firearms and has competed in different styles of shooting matches and hunted for years, but my god Phil really can't do anything right. It's too late and done more than well, pointing out his poor behavior, lol wimp amount of recoil taking (try a 7lb rifle firing a 7mm rem mag it turns you purple and doesn't knock my twink ass over because #real man) and that comical stance. That's what is so funny, Phil is still a dude, with no dick... he can't even chick lean correctly.
God damn, Phil was just as bad at fire arm as one dreamed him to be. It's always nice to know someone will live up to the fail you expect them.
At times I put some thought into the whole he's a patsy thing, but I think people are too smart to even bother the effort to get him greased up for that. The people who let him hold guns, make threats on camera etc are just lolcows on his own level that some how managed to get them selves on some meme tier weapons.
There are some people with more training and experience than myself who owns an entire hoard of firearms and has competed in different styles of shooting matches and hunted for years, but my god Phil really can't do anything right. It's too late and done more than well, pointing out his poor behavior, lol wimp amount of recoil taking (try a 7lb rifle firing a 7mm rem mag it turns you purple and doesn't knock my twink ass over because #real man) and that comical stance. That's what is so funny, Phil is still a dude, with no dick... he can't even chick lean correctly.
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- 22 Gru 2017
Turn off Bluetooth also.
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- 30 Maj 2018
Even if was impressive when shooting, he was still only doing it to intimidate people on the internet. So it would be hilarious and pathetic either way.
nhocgreen
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- 31 Lip 2015
Guys...Remember that Phil is a white male to the core. Hanging out and shooting guns with the comrades are cool, fun role playing activities. But the moment they expect him to do drop some Neonazies in return for all the bullets and soy cheese he wasted, Phil will call the polizia on the lot of them and then post on facebook about how they were a bunch of white males taking advantage of his wimmynhood.
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- 25 Gru 2015
Oooooooh, Phil, you're so hard.
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- 30 Lis 2014
Sounds like some home brew bioware for a cyberpunk game.
Varg Did Nothing Wrong
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- 23 Paź 2016
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- 15 Sty 2014
So I take it our agent, seen in this video, isn't going to do the "whoops, the gun slipped" thing until next shooting session?
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- 25 Paź 2014
Now take that 65% hit chance and divide it by -1000%. That's Phil's hit chance...somewhere in the far negatives.
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- 9 Sty 2015
I figured it would be like the clip of the gun instructor getting shot by the little girl.
Some Manajerk
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- 16 Paź 2017
Its funnier when you remember that due to phils income, the only guns really in his price range are either Hi-point or other brands of dubious use and manufacture, which given Phils history and cleanliness will jam and explode in his hands...
Or old Milsurp rifles, complete with heavy stocks, kicks like a drunken mule, and calibers that outstrip most plinking rounds. have fun Phil, make sure you show off whatever you plan on getting!
Or old Milsurp rifles, complete with heavy stocks, kicks like a drunken mule, and calibers that outstrip most plinking rounds. have fun Phil, make sure you show off whatever you plan on getting!
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- 28 Kwi 2015
Mosins are running in the 300s, Phil wouldn't be able to save up for that.
Some Manajerk
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- 16 Paź 2017
On occasion you can find less common caliber rifles for less, or ones that have been Bubba'd by some hick with a hacksaw(I've seen a cut down Type 99 for around 100ish) the issue being they're usually in shit shape then, but knowing our potatoe hes just squeak about his new "arsenal" and wave it while we keep laughing
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- 30 Maj 2018
http://www.armslist.com/posts/8219551/portland-oregon-handguns-for-sale--hipoint-c-9-
90. Fucking. Dollars.
I promise you Phil will not budget for this.
Edit: I am in no way trying to coerce a mentally unstable man without a penis to purchase a gun.
90. Fucking. Dollars.
I promise you Phil will not budget for this.
Edit: I am in no way trying to coerce a mentally unstable man without a penis to purchase a gun.
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- 27 Lip 2016
https://www.oregon.gov/osp/docs/SB941_Information_Sheet.pdf
He would still have to go through a background check even private party in OR. I looked it up in OR it has to go through a firearms dealer who will do all those checks. Some states straight up let you buy private party without that tho, but OR is not one of em.
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- 15 Sty 2014
But Phil gave us until August 8th to meet his demands before obtaining a gun! Well, if he’s not going to keep his end of the bargain, I’m just going to keep this $250,000.
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- 17 Lut 2018
Uh wasn't there a really old video of him shooting a Nagant revolver? I think he says something about it being a powerful round when it's really like the equivalent of .32 S&W. Not something I'd want to be on the receiving end but not really powerful by any stretch. Fun fact, it fires a weird round that creates a seal when fired since the cylinder moves forward and the oddly shaped round goes into the chamber. It gives it a little boost in power since there is no gap that is common with revolvers. Still is weaker than a common round like say the .38 special.
Oh I'd love for a tard like him to try to engage me in a firefight. Knowing him, he'd just walk out in the open,
not find cover, and just stand there statically and fire horribly like he did in the video.
of a soft shooting round that is the 5.56mm. How the hell does anyone flinch at it? The AR especially has that buffer system that soaks up the barely existing recoil of the round.
Oh I'd love for a tard like him to try to engage me in a firefight. Knowing him, he'd just walk out in the open,
not find cover, and just stand there statically and fire horribly like he did in the video.
The lack of proper cheekweld with the Tavor seems that he's afraid
of a soft shooting round that is the 5.56mm. How the hell does anyone flinch at it? The AR especially has that buffer system that soaks up the barely existing recoil of the round.
People like that annoy me. They treat guns like they're toys when they are clearly deadly weapons. They think that just holding a gun makes one a skilled gun man.
Probably not but after so many times that reports of a potentionally dangerous person resulting in a mass shooting, they might at least make contact with him for questioning.
Reminds me of the Apex predator on Doomsday Preppers. The guy is a convicted felon who sexually assaulted a passed out chick. He was seen by the sheriff of his old county that realized he had moved without registering in the new county. He was committing a big no no by just touching guns. The court added the fact he admitted he was going to rob people if society collapsed to really throw the book at him from what I remember. The slack jawed retarded look they both have is uncanny. I wonder if he's related to Phil.
They take you out for ice cream?
Dude that's all I could think of as well. The cheekweld he fucked up on the Tavor fucking bothered the living shit out of me. Holy fuck how does anyone fuck that up? You see it in movies and tv all the fucking time! It's literally the easiest thing to emulate from what you see on tv.
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- Dołączono
- 25 Paź 2014
What you have to remember though is that all the posturing and half ass threats Phil is throwing our way has happened before, in fact, Phil threatened to get a gun last year, and when all was said and done, Phil said he bought a AK-47, and the accompanying picture showed it was in fact a ak, but with a orange tip. Secondly, Phil is the biggest pussy ever, and even if he somehow miraculously obtained a gun, the only thing that would happen would be he would either end up shooting himself while posturing with it (or shoot toren by accident), or, it would end up being another property, just like the daughter bike is. Plus, since Phil is not allowed to own or go near a firearm due to mental issues, whoever ended up selling it to him, would end up in jail alongside Phil.
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- 29 Mar 2014
Seems lolcows with weapons think Kiwis would always be defenseless against a fantasy rampage. It's disturbing -- the attacking helpless victims just for making fun on the Internet -- and hilariously naive and unrealistic.
Assuming Phil knew where Kiwis live (he thinks we're lurking everywhere), he still seems to forget many Americans have their own guns for hobby, self defense, etc.
Assuming Phil knew where Kiwis live (he thinks we're lurking everywhere), he still seems to forget many Americans have their own guns for hobby, self defense, etc.
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