[July 4th] Some dumbass let Phil shoot guns

[MMX]

Oooooooh, Phil, you're so hard.

That's something he can never be again

 

[Tragi-Chan]

What you have to remember though is that all the posturing and half ass threats Phil is throwing our way has happened before, in fact, Phil threatened to get a gun last year, and when all was said and done, Phil said he bought a AK-47, and the accompanying picture showed it was in fact a ak, but with a orange tip. Secondly, Phil is the biggest pussy ever, and even if he somehow miraculously obtained a gun, the only thing that would happen would be he would either end up shooting himself while posturing with it (or shoot toren by accident), or, it would end up being another property, just like the daughter bike is. Plus, since Phil is not allowed to own or go near a firearm due to mental issues, whoever ended up selling it to him, would end up in jail alongside Phil.

I personally think the most likely scenario is that he would wind up shooting himself when he tries to stick it up his ass.

 

[nvrwastetree]

I wonder if he's related to Phil.

Oh they certainly look like they're related. They're both fatfuck, they both talk a massive amount of shit, they both act like tough guys, they're both extremely delusional, the only difference is that Phil cut his dick off and is married to his imaginary friend, and Smith has a fatass wife and friends.

 

[HickoryDickory]

@nvrwastetree Iirc, the toy AK he purchased was around 25$ on sale and someone found a review on YT... The reviewer was around 12 years old and said the gun wasn't that great.

Btw, did ADF name his gun like his daughter bike? If not, he really should get on that.

 

[RL325]

Not sure if this has been mentioned, that appears to be Wolf Creek Public Range

https://www.google.com/maps/place/N...d=0ahUKEwi397flwJPcAhXoxVQKHe_0BmEQ_BIIxwEwGA

I can imagine some dad and his kid out then these rejects pull up and waddle onto the range. It's cringeworthy. I shoot out in that area so I might get to witness the armed blob in action at some point.

 

[wellthathappened]

Don't harass the range owners.

 

[RL325]

There aren't any. It's a public range built by the state on state land and a survival class type company, but it's just sort of generally looked after by the shooters and presumably the Rangers/Forestry department.

 

[AnOminous]

There aren't any. It's a public range built by the state on state land and a survival class type company, but it's just sort of generally looked after by the shooters and presumably the Rangers/Forestry department.

So it's a range where they look at a literal psycho like Phil and just hand him a gun?

 

[Positron]

Worse, it a range where they look at a bunch of Phil look-a-likes and serve them a firearms buffet.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Worse, it a range where they look at a bunch of Phil look-a-likes and serve them a firearms buffet.

God, imagine the smell.

 

[RL325]

So it's a range where they look at a literal psycho like Phil and just hand him a gun?

And hope for the best. I could see thinking he could pick a fight with someone to disasterous results. Probably for the Potato Man.

 

[MysteriousStranger]

I never realized Phil was left handed. Or is he just holding the rifle wrong?

 

[GnomeofDoc]

I never realized Phil was left handed. Or is he just holding the rifle wrong?

They might just have the ejection port set up for South Paw niggas. (Shout out to my South Paw people)