[July 4th] Some dumbass let Phil shoot guns

[JSGOTI]

Gonna weigh in here real quick.

First, this looks like a tiny-ass backwoods sort of range, it's definitely not the sort of range where one would be renting firearms to use.

Second, it doesn't look like there are any paper targets even hung out tgere, just a smattering of shared, steel targets that everyone is shooting at. Which gives all the more belief that it might even just be private land and not a real range at all.

Third, one if those pictures clearly has another troon in it, so I think it was a tranny 'girldick' waving event where they could all bring their guns and shoot.

Unfortunately, there was no mental break with most of them being slaughtered. But, a guy on the internet can always dream.

 

[Coldgrip]

So was Phil saving the casings so he could make some shitty jewelry or is he gonna go out and buy a bandolier for them?

I'd love it if he used them for his nose gage. Though I can see him having them "made" (read: super-glued) into earrings in an attempt to appear edgy. Which is something really trashy white-trash does.

Phil, don't try to start shit with us, otherwise you might get a visit in the dead of night from the race war van...

 

[AnOminous]

Just think of how history repeated here.

Phil tried to aim a pistol, couldn't hit shit with it, and eventually cut off the barrel to spite us.

Now he's firing larger calibers, just to spite us, and he still can't hit shit with it.

And he still has no cock.

 

[wew lad]

I'm not up to date on his states laws but where I am, you need a firearms ID (a psych hold would prohibit obtaining that) just to touch a gun.
You need that and valid ID just to get into the range and also behavior is taken into consideration.

How the hell did this happen?

To my knowledge, Illinois is the only state in the US that issues Firearms Owners' Identification Cards. Every other state just relies on you being a resident of the state and being legally able to purchase and own a firearm. But no fucking range in the country is going to be running background checks unless they also sell guns (or ammo if California).

 

[AnOminous]

Stance was utter garbage. Didn't seem related to crotch pain. Seemed to be related to being scared. Really starting to question whether dick was actually chopped off.

Whenever Phil tries to look threatening, he instead looks like he just shit himself.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Oh fuck, this is amazing. It’s the dick removal saga all over again, where loopholes and failings in the system enable Phil to do something he shouldn’t be able to do for his own sake. He’ll wind up getting arrested in an attempt to intimidate us, and we’ll laugh harder than ever. Do you think the videos were edited to remove ten minutes of giggling and meowing?

 

[AnOminous]

Oh fuck, this is amazing. It’s the dick removal saga all over again, where loopholes and failings in the system enable Phil to do something he shouldn’t be able to do for his own sake. He’ll wind up getting arrested in an attempt to intimidate us, and we’ll laugh harder than ever. Do you think the videos were edited to remove ten minutes of giggling and meowing?

It's way more likely he tards out, waves around a gun, and gets himself killed than that he harms anyone else.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

It's way more likely he tards out, waves around a gun, and gets himself killed than that he harms anyone else.

I don’t know, I think the police would suffer a dangerous blow to their self esteem if he brandished a gun at them, to show them that the anarchists aren’t scared. I think we’d be pretty intimidated too. He’s too much of a coward to actually do that, though, so we win again, ha ha.

 

[Barbarella]

Don’t worry fellas, we’ll be safe. I’m sure we all have a couch.

 

[Jaimas]

Don’t worry fellas, we’ll be safe. I’m sure we all have a couch.

Be the change you want to see.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Phil is about as threatening as a ham sandwich with cheese.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

So...

Someone with a self confessed mental illness takes videos of himself with and using firearms whilst making specific threats to individuals and is posting them on social media.

Isn't this like... the precursor to pretty much every sensationalized mass shooting in the last 5 years? Sure hope the PPD and the FBI are aware there's a mentally ill individual posting videos like this. We can't have another tragedy.

 

[Billy_Sama]

So...

Someone with a self confessed mental illness takes videos of himself with and using firearms whilst making specific threats to individuals and is posting them on social media.

Isn't this like... the precursor to pretty much every sensationalized mass shooting in the last 5 years? Sure hope the PPD and the FBI are aware there's a mentally ill individual posting videos like this. We can't have another tragedy.

Most likely unknowing ass patters will end up giving Phil a gun and the officials will herald by arming an unstable idiot troon a step in social justice before he points it at Mexican children.

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

I feel like in about 15 years we'll all be watching a Netflix true crime documentary series about Phil. Making a Mongoloid, perhaps.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Which one of us will he go after first?

Null. Or dusty. But his stance is wrong. Dumbass can't even fire a loaded gun correctly without almost hurting himself...but that's no surprise.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Calling it now, the next Phil tattoo he designs will involve guns.

 

[Corn Sake]

Those buckteeth!!

Spoiler: Should've spoilered in the first place. My apologies.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

So...

Someone with a self confessed mental illness takes videos of himself with and using firearms whilst making specific threats to individuals and is posting them on social media.

Isn't this like... the precursor to pretty much every sensationalized mass shooting in the last 5 years? Sure hope the PPD and the FBI are aware there's a mentally ill individual posting videos like this. We can't have another tragedy.

While I agree Phil is incompetent and poses no meaningful threat to anyone, by the book this is definitely the point where the authorities should be keeping tabs on him, in the interest of preventing another "Pulse" incident.

I put Phil in the same category as I put Christine: no way he'd manage to do any harm on his own, but so monumentally stupid that he could engineer a bad situation that hurts innocent people by promiximity.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

While I agree Phil is incompetent and poses no meaningful threat to anyone, by the book this is definitely the point where the authorities should be keeping tabs on him, in the interest of preventing another "Pulse" incident.

I put Phil in the same category as I put Christine: no way he'd manage to do any harm on his own, but so monumentally stupid that he could engineer a bad situation that hurts innocent people by promiximity.

I'm just sayin...

After any shooting, we all endure days/weeks of the media and every blue checkmark on Twitter screeching about how "we" ( "we" as in people in general, not KF we-enery) need to be more proactive when we notice the mixing of mental health problems and guns.

Here we have a prime example of a massive red flag that people always say were missed or not acted upon. I'm sure most people thought Seung-Hui Cho, Dylan Roof or Adam Lanza were monumentally stupid and were just being spergs on the internet.

 

[HickoryDickory]

I'm disappointed that he didn't draw a Trump target to shoot at.