[July 4th] Some dumbass let Phil shoot guns

[Angry New Ager]

Which one of us will he go after first?

I volunteer to be his first target. (It's okay; I'm already dead. Yeah, like really dead. Finally.)

He can go after my Mama while he's at it; he doesn't even need to aim accurately enough to shoot her. Nick her MK bag, though, and she'll carry on as if he did. Guaran-goddamn-tee it.

ETA: Anybody who lets this obvious rētard handle a firearm needs their own head examined. Jesus Fucking Christ.

 

[MasterDisaster]

So was Phil saving the casings so he could make some shitty jewelry or is he gonna go out and buy a bandolier for them?

 

[The Telomerase Truth]

He doesn't. He is an idiot who spent tardbux to go to a gun range in order to intimidate people on the internet.

This obviously didn't work.

It may have not worked, but it's certainly done something. It's provided us plenty of amusement already.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

Inb4 Phil shoots himself and blames it on Kiwi Farms

 

[keyboredsm4sh]

He doesn't. He is an idiot who spent tardbux to go to a gun range in order to intimidate people on the internet.

This obviously didn't work.

We're collectively very intimidated by a man who can't hit the broad side of a barn.

WAITWAITWAIT it gets better. He literally posted a threat on killing us all with a picture of a gun in his hands. Does he realize how fucking serious cops take threats like that? And this isn't like 10 seconds before with Aurora Las Vegas or whatever, this is (theoretically) days or weeks in advance. Oh Phil you fucking idiot. You're very lucky none of us take you seriously or your ass (and mangina) would be rotting in jail faster than you could waddle away and screech "Fascist pigs!"

 

[Twrx]

I bet he actually felt like a man for the first time in his life. People like him get off on the supposed power guns give you,

 

[wellthathappened]

We're collectively very intimidated by a man who can't hit the broadside of a barn.

WAITWAITWAIT it gets better. He literally posted a threat on killing us all with a picture of a gun in his hands. Does he realize how fucking serious cops take threats like that? And this isn't like 10 seconds before with Aurora or whatever, this is (theoretically) days or weeks in advance. Oh Phil you fucking idiot. You're very lucky none of us take you seriously or your ass (and mangina) would be rotting in jails faster than you could waddle away and screech "Facist pigs!"

No LEO would treat this as a credible threat.

But then again, Phil reads these threads so.... maybe the feds will come after him. They're coming Phil, Toren is in on it.

 

[Angry New Ager]

I bet he actually felt like a man for the first time in his life. People like him get off on the supposed power guns give you,

Just think; he probably would have gotten a hard-on--if he hadn't, you know, CUT HIS FUCKING DICK OFF.

So I guess he didn't get to feel like a man, after all. Haha, poor Spudders.

 

[keyboredsm4sh]

Just think; he probably would have gotten a hard-on--if he hadn't, you know, CUT HIS FUCKING DICK OFF.

So I guess he didn't get to feel like a man, after all. Haha, poor Spudders.

"hey wow this feels kinda--aw..."-Phil coming to the realization that he's mangled his genitals. Then he goes into a screeching crying autist breakdown because he can't nut anymore. The only solution is to put the muzzle in his ass if he ever wants to cum again.

 

[wellthathappened]

"hey wow this feels kinda--aw..."-Phil coming to the realization that he's mangled his genitals. Then he goes into a screeching crying autist breakdown because he can't nut anymore. The only solution is to put the muzzle in his ass if he ever wants to cum again.

His ability to orgasm seems to hinge on either his dad spanking him or some male sticking roots in his ass. The former has happened, the latter has not.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

Looked at Phil’s Facebook and found this exceptional individual is on of the people who think it’s a good idea to give Phil a gun. Not sure if this is a potential lolcow in his own right or if he’s another future victim of Phil like Skarlett Krow and Tweaker.

 

[wellthathappened]

Looked at Phil’s Facebook and found this exceptional individual is on of the people who think it’s a good idea to give Phil a gun. Not sure if this is a potential lolcow in his own right or if he’s another future victim of Phil like Skarlett Krow and Tweaker.

You need to charge your phone.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Is his accuracy better or worse than Randy Stair?

 

['tism]

Most likely found someone through operation Blazing Sword that somehow had no idea who our spud is.

 

[keyboredsm4sh]

Looked at Phil’s Facebook and found this exceptional individual is on of the people who think it’s a good idea to give Phil a gun. Not sure if this is a potential lolcow in his own right or if he’s another future victim of Phil like Skarlett Krow and Tweaker.

This exceptional individual is apparently not aware that if someone murders, harms, or confronts someone with a gun that's registered in your name, you are in just as much deep shit as they are.

A Liberal doesn't know anything about how guns are meant to be treated as far as handing them out like candy is concerned. Somebody fucking punch me until shit starts making sense.

 

[introman]

Commiting felonies on video is showing us that Phil's IQ is immeasurable! (Phil isn't suppose to be around firearms).

 

[Nobunaga]

Phil has the aim of a regular xcom soldier, so we have a 99% chance of surviving if he tries to shoot us

 

[Positron]

This retard is apparently not aware that if someone murders, harms, or confronts someone with a gun that's registered in your name, you are in just as much deep shit as they are.

A Liberal doesn't know anything about how guns are meant to be treated as far as handing them out like candy is concerned. Somebody fucking punch me until shit starts making sense.

He is an Antifa and belongs to something called Gay Frog Brigade. He deserves any shit that falls on him.

I'm waiting to see how Phil manages to alienate people as retarded and crazy as this bunch.

 

[Jaimas]

Phil, you say that like two thirds of us don't have dismembered bodies of troons in our basements.

 

[Dane]

Very interested to hear what the guy showing him how to shoot thought when he inevitably told them about how he planned to kill a bunch of flightless new zealand birds with these