💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[ghastlyretard]

https://www.aol.com/news/kiwi-farms-founder-argues-camera-225220265.html

You double poosted

https://www.yahoo.com/news/kiwi-farms-founder-argues-camera-225220495.html?guccounter=1

 

[Dimension Sniper]

The mirrors on Yahoo and AOL allow for comments. You can keep an eye on them, I suppose.

https://www.aol.com/news/kiwi-farms-founder-argues-camera-225220265.html

https://www.aol.com/news/kiwi-farms-founder-argues-camera-225220265.html

Here’s the Fox 9 KMSP Facebook page too: https://www.facebook.com/share/GT45WdAB6o3KaepY

The article doesn’t appear to have been posted there but it may show up. Regional news outlets like this tend to get the most engagement through Facebook comments since the audience is mostly boomers.

 

[Captain Manning]

You double poosted

https://www.yahoo.com/news/kiwi-farms-founder-argues-camera-225220495.html?guccounter=1

My bad. Fixed. Thank you.

 

[ghastlyretard]

then it's just about how Nick got busted for coke

I noticed a lack of any mention of evidence regarding hair follicle tests. Would that be because it involved a minor?

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Here’s the Fox 9 KMSP Facebook page too: https://www.facebook.com/share/GT45WdAB6o3KaepY

The article doesn’t appear to have been posted there but it may show up. Regional news outlets like this tend to get the most engagement through Facebook comments since the audience is mostly boomers.

Permalink of the Facebook post: Link / Archive



EDIT: ooops. Now I see it's the wrong article. This is the first one about his drug charge

. Sorry for that.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Instead of a résumé, they'll be measured with a ruler.

Instead of hiring slaves, maybe he can turn his balldobunker into the Darkest Dungeon by hiring a PERFORMANCE♂ARTIST.

The farmer has seen a most degenerate lowcow...

 

[Hellion]

Instead of hiring slaves, maybe he can turn his balldobunker into the Darkest Dungeon by hiring PERFORMANCE♂ARTIST
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The farmer has seen a most degenerate lowcow...

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

To be fair, those are two different scenarios. In his case it was just a bunch of trannies trying to get him disbarred as an act of retaliation because nick sided against dropkiwifarms.

I misread what Nick was saying, he was accusing them of malpractice in his case, I thought he was saying that they had multiple malpractice accusations lodged against them from other parties.

The truth is, Nick is being fucking stupid here.

I think it was Sean who was talking about his time as a Guardian Ad Litem, and he was explaining that often times a huge benefit for all involved is that these lawyers know the local judge, the local agencies and the people who work with them. Nick was probably tearing his hair out wanting them to be as belligerent as possible, when they were likely just using their intimate knowledge of the local "system" to get things done. The lawyer probably knows what the judge is going to say, so there is no point arguing the toss when the results are the same:

You are going to have to comply to get your kids back.

Nick is reminding me of Sarah Boone at this point, and for someone who has so little court room experience it's embarrassing to see him act like he's some sort of courtroom operator.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I still miss the old Nick, bros

Old Nick was an illusion. You have to wake up @FedPostalService. OLD NICK WA S LIE.

I just love how the articles about Null's request of footage call Kiwifarms a "Stalking" website. Fair and balanced media. I guess Kiwifarms is worse than a druggie that neglects his kids.

They can't just let the farms come out and let ANYONE distribute information thereby pushing a narrative! That's their job!

Granted, the youtubers probably get more views than the local fox affiliate, but boomer judges still get impressed by the local tv station.

To be fair to the Boomer Judges, the viewers of the local news affiliate are 1000x more likely to be local residents they actually care about.

The vast majority of the people who'd catch a youtuber video on Nick drama won't be in that Judge's jurisdiction.

Spoiler: Off Topic - Sharpeteer / Fapcop

The Fapcop Romance Arc would be the best Nick timeline. Guaranteed.

Think of how excellent it would be - Fapcop making his journey to Nick's crackhouse, eluding the FapFBI and FapCIA as they try and stop him due to some Barnes-tier conspiracy, along with Catgirl also after him to ensure he doesn't seduce the cow.

Shenanigans ensue, but he will do all he can to win over our wife and human fleshlight... or die trying.

@Sharpeteer I swear if you edit me into a buddy-cop movie next to @Fapcop I will track you down and gift you mediocre tasting, home brewed sugar wine. I will then insist you tell me what "notes" you taste in the wine despite the wine being bland and lacking flavor beyond "sweet" and "alcohol".

It will be incredibly awkward.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Spoiler: Off Topic - Sharpeteer / Fapcop

@Sharpeteer I swear if you edit me into a buddy-cop movie next to @Fapcop I will track you down and gift you mediocre tasting, home brewed sugar wine. I will then insist you tell me what "notes" you taste in the wine despite the wine being bland and lacking flavor beyond "sweet" and "alcohol".

It will be incredibly awkward.

Your current pfp really makes that pop.

 

[Strix454]

Nick was probably tearing his hair out wanting them to be as belligerent as possible, when they were likely just using their intimate knowledge of the local "system" to get things done. The lawyer probably knows what the judge is going to say, so there is no point arguing the toss when the results are the same:

Nick didn't seem to even understand the structure of that court or the rules by which it operates. In his own mind, he seemed to treat it like a criminal court. But it really isn't. Nick doesn't understand that its very different legal process with different standards of evidence and far less protections than are present in a criminal court.

Objections are mostly useless because its not a trial. The process is for CPS to set out a reasonable set of conditions for returning the children to the parents and for the parents to meet those conditions.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick didn't seem to even understand the structure of that court or the rules by which it operates. In his own mind, he seemed to treat it like a criminal court. But it really isn't. Nick doesn't understand that its very different legal process with different standards of evidence and far less protections than are present in a criminal court.

This implies that Nick even understands criminal court.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Likely right after he sends you that 5K locals present!

What if it turns out Nick has been telling the truth all along: the coke in the house really wasn't his, it was in fact the long-awaited Locals gift, just waiting to be rebagged and distributed to his loyal followers.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

What if it turns out Nick has been telling the truth all along: the coke in the house really wasn't his, it was in fact the long-awaited Locals gift, just waiting to be rebagged and distributed to his loyal followers.

Are you saying he was going to distribute an illegal substance ACCROSS STATE LINES!?

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

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There is no lolcow in these lands... It pains me.

NGL it fits pretty well. We've got the Crackheads Court along with Cuckholds of Minnesota DLCs for the Degenerate's dungeon.

Crackhead's court:

In these recent years my home was a hive of unbridled hedonism, a roiling factory where coke and cum were snorted in wild abandon.

A bewitching parasite slipped in amidst the swarm of numerous jigolos. Though outwardly retarded, I could sense in her a crackhead's thirst. Driven half-mad by cuckholding and LSD I plotted to co-opt this nascent degenerate in a grand display of swinger sport.

But as the moment of initiation drew nigh, my most troublesome child revealed herself in all her adolsent prudishness…

Mercifully, the dreadful encounter resolved itself in my favor, and I set to work pursuing degeneracy in its most freebased forms. The air pulsed with anticipation as I revealed the unnatural terroir of the house vintage.

But my exultation was cut short as the attending cokeheads were intruded upon by an orgy of scandivian prudes. A single drop of that forbidden glitter gifted themwith a dizzying glimpse of a "hideous horror" around my estate, and in that moment, I understood the terrible truth of Kandiyohi county.

I stood released, molted by brief incarrseration, my head throbbing to the growing whine of conspiratous cops come to size the tainted crack… of The Degenerate's Dungeon.

Cuckholds of Minnesota DLC:

'The poor Imholte— thrice a victim. The swingers took his respect, I took his wife, and now, uncountable lines later, Elissa Clips has taken his viewers. My only regret is that I did not live to see that decrepit degenerate smashed to pieces by the muscled men I hired from beyond the Caribbean.

Spoiler: Bonus lines

There are balldos twsiging on my testicles!
No! My crack is mine alone! Only I can snort it!
Not me! I am a practicing lawyer !
Coke cleaves away the rationale instincts!
CC trinket set: "Even the children were in on it."

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Think of how excellent it would be - Fapcop making his journey to Nick's crackhouse, eluding the FapFBI and FapCIA as they try and stop him due to some Barnes-tier conspiracy, along with Catgirl also after him to ensure he doesn't seduce the cow.

@Sharpeteer I swear if you edit me into a buddy-cop movie next to @Fapcop I will track you down and gift you mediocre tasting, home brewed sugar wine. I will then insist you tell me what "notes" you taste in the wine despite the wine being bland and lacking flavor beyond "sweet" and "alcohol".

It will be incredibly awkward.

I hope the movie is in production now @Sharpeteer.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Also, I vaguely remember him asking Ken Jennings to psychoanalyse him once on stream back in the Vic days. Did that end up happening? Would also be thunk-provoking to watch that with the benefit of hindsight too.

It never happened. We may have seen something interesting from it. In another timeline, it could have been a laugh riot.

Imagine being a THIEF. Like Nick. A thieving liar who promised to deliver something and arrogantly refuses and scoffs at the very idea anyone expects a worm like him to live up to his word.

This is Nick at his core. He stole people's time, money, and attention on an entirely false factual and moral premise of who he was--a fraud.

He insinuates malfeasance on the part of the county in that they "love having her appointed"!!!!!!

Sounds like a CoNsPiRaCy allegation that we need Kandiyohi County to rebut with bodycam footage to restore their sullied honour!

Correct.

But let's be real here. Even if he wasn't playing up this evil government conspiracy shit, he'd probably still throw some sort of tantrum because he didn't get what he wanted now now NOW. He's a man baby, and he's going through something he's not fully in control of. A point which he's conceded through his "I am under the thumb of government" caterwauling.

Some people handle things like this with an air of grace. Nick does not.

I understand not wanting tk compromise your case, but Nick wants to be not only vindicated, but to look COOL while being correct.

Shades of this were expressed over the years with his disdain for thr modern apology tour PR tactics. Was Nick really right though? Don't his aggressive tactics that he championed line up perfectly with what he is doing now?

I hope you all get 1 Million 6K Gifts.

Missed opportunity to say that 6 million seems like a bit much...

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

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I hope the movie is in production now @Sharpeteer.

Might I suggest it be renamed to:
Seduction impossible (Theme: Mission Impossible)
or
FapCop's Seduction Squad: Spicer (Theme: Fall Out Boy - Centuries)
or
Top Cum: Fapcop (Theme: Danger Dungeon Zone)

Shades of this were expressed over the years with his disdain for thr modern apology tour PR tactics. Was Nick really right though? Don't his aggressive tactics that he championed line up perfectly with what he is doing now?

Nick wants to be OJ without the money or the case. OJ at least had plausible malfeasance from the cops.

 

[keke]

He is a WHITE NIGGER

His dream came true

 

[datura_binge]

Honestly it wasn't hard to see Nick for what he is almost as soon as he literally started "jokingly" referring to himself as the "grift king" every single stream. I think he went from being a loser, to getting kinda popular, and when losers get popular they have no clue what makes people like them, so they do shit like saying outlandish stuff or doing edgy shit or, in the case of people with money, everything bad to make himself seem "badass". Still a fucking loser though.