💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Sharpeteer]

Excellent idea! That’s the kind of high IQ, creative suggestions I expect from my fellow farmers!

I’d further suggest that in order to show good faith, we’d meet on neutral ground. Such as a nice resort or upscale hotel.

Perhaps with some relaxing music like Barry White to calm the frayed nerves, and a bottle of chilled champagne to take the edge off!

The Fapcop Romance Arc would be the best Nick timeline. Guaranteed.

Think of how excellent it would be - Fapcop making his journey to Nick's crackhouse, eluding the FapFBI and FapCIA as they try and stop him due to some Barnes-tier conspiracy, along with Catgirl also after him to ensure he doesn't seduce the cow.

Shenanigans ensue, but he will do all he can to win over our wife and human fleshlight... or die trying.

 

[AnOminous]

Is it even possible to respect a cuckold?

Nick is an open cuck. Can a cuck be respected? Ever?

He has allowed his wife, the mother of his children, to be penetrated with his own consent by another male, and the other male is a weird nerd like Aaron.

Is it possible to have any respect for a weird worm like Nick after he did that?

I don't think so.

And yet he thinks he can make this face, whatever the fuck this face is supposed to mean, and it's an own. Look at this fuckface.

That is the face of a man with a belly full of cum, whose wife has just been fucked by another man, because he's a cuck.

 

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[Sharpeteer]

Is it even possible to respect a cuckold?

Nick is an open cuck. Can a cuck be respected? Ever?

He has allowed his wife, the mother of his children, to be penetrated with his own consent by another male, and the other male is a weird nerd like Aaron.

Is it possible to have any respect for a weird worm like Nick after he did that?

I don't think so.

The correct answer is no.

You can like someone who is one. You could even be their friend. But you will always know in the back of your head that they are so gutless that they can't even say no to their supposed loved one sleeping around with other men, also lacking any self-respect to understand when someone is taking advantage of your hospitality, and do something about it.

You feel embarrassment for them, and if they do not let you try and talk them out of it, then oh well. They'll find out eventually why those ALWAYS fail, sometimes in a very expensive way.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Unless getting the process in trouble via prejudicing the jury, showing the full stream minus the 45minute break might actually help establish how fucked up he was.

If I was defense counsel, i would argue the stream has all sorts of relevance and prejudicial issues if shown in full

But its gonna be hard to argue against a picture with white powder on his nose, the night he was arrested.

 

[AnOminous]

You feel embarrassment for them, and if they do not let you try and talk them out of it, then oh well. They'll find out eventually why those ALWAYS fail, sometimes in a very expensive way.

It's even worse when he's a DELIBERATE cuck. He actually gets off on being cucked. How is it possible to be this pathetic?

 

[Captain Manning]

This article reads like a shitty AI summary of the situation.

It probably is. It's even written by "Fox 9 Staff."

 

[Scan_Lines]

Is it even possible to respect a cuckold?

Nick is an open cuck. Can a cuck be respected? Ever?

He has allowed his wife, the mother of his children, to be penetrated with his own consent by another male, and the other male is a weird nerd like Aaron.

Is it possible to have any respect for a weird worm like Nick after he did that?

I don't think so.

Not at all.

Extrapolate the behaivour to the animal kingdom. Males will often fight and sometimes to the death over a female for the right to have offspring.

The behaivour is a sign that something isn't right. A darwinistic view would suggest that the male is trying to keep his genetics from spreading by having his mate breed with someone else. It reeks of weakness of not being able to fulfill our biological imperative.

It reminds me of that post where the gay guys dog no longer respects them because it walked in on them getting bottomed.

 

[iScream into the void]

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"...that's why I'll always be a practicing attorney until I am retired or dead." -Crackets

So how long have you been dead, Nick? Maybe not physically dead, but whatever's skinwalking you is certainly making one hell of an argument that you should be dead.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Am I missing something? Is there a new nanny? Have Nick's parents hired a service to clean the cracks home?

No its just if the house is clean and going to remain so he's inevitably going to have to hire a new housekeeper as our wife is a complete mess and failure as a homemaker, Nick is a lazy drunk who doesn't care, and the Fleshlight is just a fleshlight.

 

[bile demon]

Did Balldo open up another front in the war?

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@Null

This is why your privacy is already over, lawyer. Enjoy livestream.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

I still miss the old Nick, bros

New nick is way more fun to laugh, I hope him long lasting misery.
I can't believe I used to watch him and not see gow much of a giant pussy he is.

 

[thebigdream]

*ahem* well balldo's children aren't white, check mate scandinavian prudes!

AcckksstthuuuaaLllyy they're non-hispanic, and if the racial category does not fit the court of public opinion must acquit

 

[Kheapathic]

Imagine being such a joke of a non-practicing lawyer you literally failed to defend a traffic ticket.

I think we can all agree with Ethan Ralph when he claimed he spent more time in court than Rekieta has. I at least showed up to traffic court and only by the grace of God that the Judge was having a good day, he was lowering everyone's penalty if they could pay it that day. No shucking and jiving, stood up, claimed guilty for speeding, judge asked me if I could pay x, yes, it's over.

I've won more court cases than Rekieta; all without cornering a judge in an elevator.

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

What the kike the article is real. I thought it was just a decent screenshot edit. Hahah what

 

[repentance]

How long you reckon before Nick makes inapropriate advances to the new housekeeper and leaves her a nervous wreck google searching "narcissistic abuse" to learn about what he did to her, too?

They should get a male housekeeper.

 

[Kheapathic]

They should get a male housekeeper.

Nick walks into his office. "What'cha doing there buddy? You looking at that book about Ancient Greece?"

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

They should get a male housekeeper.

Or, you know, do it themselves.

 

[keke]

Balldo is a gateway drug.

It's not pot anymore. It's Balldo. You do Balldo, and the next thing you know you're snorting coke and the cops bash down your door and take your kids away.

Balldo: Not even once.

I was watching the Kino Casino DSP stream and they pulled up Nick and his Balldo where he gives instructions on how to use it. Simpler times, things went off the rails fast. It’s so bizarre in hindsight.

Or, you know, do it themselves.

There’s no need, Nick has zero shame. Why would they interrupt their coke binges when they have their elderly parents hobbling around and cleaning their shit up?

 

[Captain Manning]

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@Null

I have little doubt he's effectively declared total retard war on Null and the entire user base of the Farms (or at least the ones in this thread) at this point. He's that stupid. It's never worked out well for anybody ever, but he considers himself a genius.

However, I also think this article reads like it was written by AI and might not have involved him at all. It's so lazy. All of the quotes appear to have been taken from his livestreams and not them interviewing him. The "stalker website" bit is so pervasive it could have been harvested from places like KF's Wikipedia article. The byline is "FOX 9 Staff."

Either way, who cares? What would he hope to accomplish?

Oh noes! It's the local Minneapolis Fox affiliate! It's so over Kiwibros! Run!