💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Sheryl Nome]

Just to make a point about the rule of completeness.

Say the prosecution against Nick introduces an image of him on livestream with white powder on his nose.

Nick, the legal genius that he is, decides to contest this and claims, along other things, that the evidence isn't complete! It's not the whole live stream.

Now, I, a prosecutor, would love to show the jury a sloppy drunk drugged out of his mind on stream, but have likely realized a 4 hour hell stream where he keeps saying animesuckscopeandsneed is very likely to be more prejudical than probative have decided to just show what is relevant.

But if Nick says I've violated a rule of evidence by not showing the whole stream... the remedy is I get to show the whole stream, and maybe even more, because Nick decided to open that door, like a retard.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Send your subs some nudes of April and Kayla… Maybe doing some hot lesbian action?

The Farms won’t be able to make fun of you again for forgetting the gift, and I will likely be out of action for a few days and won’t be able to mock you either!

As someone who was counted in that 5k I would rather receive nothing.

 

[Scan_Lines]

Now, I, a prosecutor, would love to show the jury a sloppy drunk drugged out of his mind on stream.

God could you imagine being on that Jury. It'd be like a rollercoaster that just goes downwards.

They'd have to sit there for 45 minutes while he's gone and how would you not react to the anime sucks part.

Would you have to also provide the jury with the live chat? As he was talking to metokur during it and would you then have to explain who metokur is for completeness?
Where would say the end would be for the rules of completeness?

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

SEAN! SEAN! What about the rules of evidence, Sean?!

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Sean is a "practicing lawyer" - I've never seen quotation marks conveying so much seething.

An obtrusive thought bubbled up last night as I was driving home from work: the 5k subscriber gift.

He has never, to my knowledge, ever apologized about it,

He literally would rather spend $200k than apologize.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

SEAN! SEAN! What about the rules of evidence, Sean?!

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Nick's making a really good case for why his criminal trial should be public. (I'm assuming the CHIPS trials can't be made public in MN, but he's also making a good case for that as well.)

 

[AnOminous]

Nick, the legal genius that he is, decides to contest this and claims, along other things, that the evidence isn't complete! It's not the whole live stream.

It wasn't cocaine. It was, like, you know, confectioner's sugar. I just threw some confectioner's sugar on my face before coming back raving, babbling, maniacally gibbering and obviously being intoxicated! I just get like, sugarleptic when I throw a bunch of confectioner's sugar on my face!

JURY: is there some way we can sentence him to death?

As someone who was counted in that 5k I would rather receive nothing.

Imagine being a THIEF. Like Nick. A thieving liar who promised to deliver something and arrogantly refuses and scoffs at the very idea anyone expects a worm like him to live up to his word.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Don't insult villains like that. Nick's a skell. That's all he is. Take away Daddy's money and he's nothing.

As a villain he makes that fucker from Frozen (Hans?) look deep and conflicted and complicated.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

As someone who was counted in that 5k I would rather receive nothing.

The would-be recipients of the 5K gift should ask Nick to spend the money on therapy for his kids instead.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

This is hilarious.

The one thing that didn't really make sense in his insinuation (now explicit) that his and Kayla's former attorneys in the CHIPS case damaged them through malpractice is the fact that they were court-appointed.

The court-appointed attorneys were presumably on a list of attorneys to appoint in these types of cases, and can be guessed to have developed good working relationships with county staff and local judges, as well as a general reputation for (at the bare minimum) a baseline level of competency.

Sooooooo... What does Nick say?

He insinuates malfeasance on the part of the county in that they "love having her appointed"!!!!!!



Keep in mind, it's not enough for the county to "love" parents having (according to Nick's insane claims) incompetent counsel who are unable to adequately represent parents' interests.
These are court-appointed counsel.
What is he trying to insinuate?

 

[Captain Manning]

Except… When was the last time “Rekieta Law” actually had a case or operated as a law firm?

This year! He represented your girl April on her speeding ticket! Remember?

I mean, he DIDN'T DO A FUCKING THING, no-showed, and she was automatically convicted, but he IS listed on the official docket as being her defense attorney on that case.

Kiwifags eternally felted!!!

Send your subs some nudes of April and Kayla… Maybe doing some hot lesbian action?

The Farms won’t be able to make fun of you again for forgetting the gift, and I will likely be out of action for a few days and won’t be able to mock you either!

I admire your perseverance.

I think.

 

[Sam Losco]

And this thread would be better off quiet than filled with this horseshit.

I for one, love pages and pages of going over the legal history of Robert Barnes in this thread instead of in the Viva & Barnes thread. I don't know what your problem is.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

So… what caused the Twitter sperging? Stress from his kids so he did some stress release (coke)

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

So… what caused the Twitter sperging? Stress from his kids so he did some stress release (coke)

The fleeting high from getting his self-perceived "Win" over the farms is already over?

That's so WEIRD, because I'm still laughing.

 

[Shinkai]

SEAN! SEAN! What about the rules of evidence, Sean?!

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God I can't wait for this faggot to be locked up. I shouldn't expect anything of these people but even after everything he's still acting such a fucking cunt. He needs to go find a short rope and a dramatic height

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

For what fucking purpose would you begin tweeting to the world that you believe the county stuck you with intentional malpractice to fuck you and anyone else they hate specifically over? That feels like a pretty explicit claim to make that's hard to walk back as just insinuating.

Surely someone is going to slap him on the wrist as soon as they can now. Like, anyone seeing this involved is gonna develop an axe to grind even if saying this isn't against any kinda rule for a lawyer (I assume it probably is at least a little bit against some rule?).

Someone needs to take his phone away.

 

[Father Balldo]

Stephen Hawking walks into Denny's... well, no, he doesn't... because he CAN'T!! *long comedic pause* Because he's CRIPPLED! Let's try that again.. Stephen Hawking ROLLS into Denny's and tells the FAT *smirks* waitress who looks like SEAN *smirks* that he wants a moons over my hammy but when the order came he got some eggs benedict thing??? the point is even one of the smartest men doesn't even know what he ordered at Denny's and he's not even a cop... though is he really that smart though? Considering he can't walk???

 

[keke]

How is it that in all this the balldo is the most wholesome detail comparatively

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

He insinuates malfeasance on the part of the county in that they "love having her appointed"!!!!!!

Add that to the affidavit! I'm starting to feel a sneaking suspicion that Kandiyohi County is conspiring against Balldo enjoyers, and the only remedy is bodycam footage.

 

[AnOminous]

This year! He represented your girl April on her speeding ticket! Remember?

I mean, he DIDN'T DO A FUCKING THING, no-showed, and she was automatically convicted, but he IS listed on the official docket as being her defense attorney on that case.

Imagine being such a joke of a non-practicing lawyer you literally failed to defend a traffic ticket.

This is Nick's literal ineffective assistance of counsel. Not even showing up, because he was apparently too busy being a gay homosexual to show up, because there were just too many dicks to suck.

 

[RotPockets]

I'd say the worst thing that happened to Nick was becoming friends with Dick Masterson, because now Nick wants to live the life Dick claims he has:

He does have Juju’s life, they are both failed comedians and drug addicted cuckolds.