Ubisoft Sellout - Bankruptcy Speedrun Any% Thread

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Another Far Cry 7 leak, another shot of me being absolutely astonished that Ubisoft has no fucking clue what Far Cry fans actually want.

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They really peaked with 3 and haven’t been able to replicate it since. This shit sounds like they took the cancelled The Division game that was going to be a free to play experience and transferred it to Far Cry. Fucking brain dead decision.
 
on the other hand the far cry 3 formula was tired out by 6
You're being generous, the second half of 4 is already a repetitive pain to play because all of the budget had gone to the first half and the map is just a burned up husk everywhere. I never stopped caring about a game so fast in my life, rushing to the end as fast as I could.
 
You're being generous, the second half of 4 is already a repetitive pain to play because all of the budget had gone to the first half and the map is just a burned up husk everywhere. I never stopped caring about a game so fast in my life, rushing to the end as fast as I could.
Same with Far Cry 3. You can feel how rushed it was by the time you reach the second island and the story switches to something else. Very few outposts and all based on the same prefab, vast empty areas, one road, etc.
 
on the other hand the far cry 3 formula was tired out by 6 so them switching things up a bit might be a decent change of pace
Or just stop making Far Cry games. If you're so out of fresh ideas you have to pull a Marathon maybe it's time to put the IP on ice and explore other options.
 
They really peaked with 3 and haven’t been able to replicate it since.
Far Cry Primal was fun, too. They could have made it even better by eliminating what little spoken dialog there was and just leaving it a "fuck with animals and kill tribal assholes" sandbox. It was a substantially better use of the Far Cry 4 map than Far Cry 4 was.

Same with Far Cry 3. You can feel how rushed it was
Part of that "rush" was the sudden realization during production that the voice actor for Vaas was as good as he was at portraying the character, and that his enthusiasm for it would yield more material for the character, prompting them to expand his role in the game and rather substantially change the story. He was initially only meant to be a character during what amounts to the prologue, to be replaced earlier by the milquetoast "bad guy" whose name I still can't recall despite actively trying (without looking it up). Ironically that change (keeping Vaas in the game far longer) shrank the utterly dreadful boring end part to just the final act after Vaas was killed.

By the time you actually kill Vaas, you're faced with the prospect of finishing the game staring only Bland-Ass Bro Brody™, his jungle fever towards the at-the-time ugliest sheboon in a video game (naturally she got the only nudity in the game, because proto-wokeness demanded it), and Mr. Bland Corporate White Bad Guy™, and it's just fucking boring.

The punchline for me with all this? I fucking hated Vaas. I hate his stupid fucking face, I hate his stupid fucking accent, I hate his stupid fucking "catch phrase," I hate his stupid fucking faux-tough guy shtick, I hate his stupid fucking plot armor, and I hate that his in-game death happens during a hallucination scene so you can't even really enjoy watching the life drain from his empty, retarded, dumb-fuck spic eyes. I never actually finished FC3 because of how much I hated that insufferable faggot. Not the actor -- he did a brilliant job bringing a loathsome cunt to life and I genuinely respect the talent required to do that -- but the character himself. He ruined the game with his presence.
 
...as does everybody else, celebrating layoffs I mean. If Ubislop can't even remaster one of their best recent games, then they are absolutely fucked.
They should go back to the FC2 formula. It would feel like a breath of fresh air in an AAA industry full of yellow paint and internal monologues.
They would ruin it, just like they would ruin a potential Far Cry 2 demaster. I can see them doing a Resident Evil 5 and turning half the NPCs white for no reason as well(they still look like negroes, but they're lazily reskinned to be albino).
How did they look in the original game? This needs to be shown to have better impact.
 
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