Ubisoft Sellout - Bankruptcy Speedrun Any% Thread

[p1138]

I know, I seconded it.


From what I have seen, they don't care. They protect the company instead of the employees. Alternatively, they create drama to keep themselves busy and employed (usually through false allegations of sexual miscontact). It is either one or the other. The point is, HR never work as the should be.

Like I said the job of HR is to protect the company(if they're doing their jobs right). Protect the company from harassment lawsuits, wrongful termination suits(like advising managers how to properly fire someone and what not to say). HR is not there to protect the employees from anything other than as a secondary effect of their primary goal to protect the company from liability problems. It's in the name Human Resources. They aren't there to be a resource for humans, they're there to manage the resources in the company that are humans. IT for people effectively.

Now when an HR department is a bunch of incompetent DEI retards with their SHRM certificates and shit, yes they only exist to create problems and justify the existence of their bloated department.

 

[Incecticyder]

Like I said the job of HR is to protect the company(if they're doing their jobs right). Protect the company from harassment lawsuits, wrongful termination suits(like advising managers how to properly fire someone and what not to say). HR is not there to protect the employees from anything other than as a secondary effect of their primary goal to protect the company from liability problems. It's in the name Human Resources. They aren't there to be a resource for humans, they're there to manage the resources in the company that are humans. IT for people effectively.

I know what you mean but in practice it means that there are two options: Either they will cover-up the crimes to protect their friends or they will blow things out of proportion (like a guy flirting being escalated to being treated as attempted rape in the parking lot) to keep themselves busy and get rid off those they don't like.

Now when an HR department is a bunch of incompetent DEI retards with their SHRM certificates and shit, yes they only exist to create problems and justify the existence of their bloated department.

Most companies sought to hire DEI retards for the HR department and things spread from there. I mean, where else would you put the useless degree diversity hires you were saddled with for DEI bucks? I remember a boss firing all their HR and everything improved. This was recent.

 

[Lone MacReady II]

I know what you mean but in practice it means that there are two options: Either they will cover-up the crimes to protect their friends or they will blow things out of proportion (like a guy flirting being escalated to being treated as attempted rape in the parking lot) to keep themselves busy and get rid off those they don't like.


Most companies sought to hire DEI retards for the HR department and things spread from there. I mean, where else would you put the useless degree diversity hires you were saddled with for DEI bucks? I remember a boss firing all their HR and everything improved. This was recent.

That or put them in the window as clerks or "schedulers for your next appt." Lots of shit cookers, general undesirables, low-IQ mongoloids.

 

[Incecticyder]

That or put them in the window as clerks or "schedulers for your next appt." Lots of shit cookers, general undesirables, low-IQ mongoloids.

That wouldn't work. Putting the authoritarian Commies as your secretaries is how Stalin came to power. Also, it requires skill and effort.

 

[Oliver Onions]

What do you call 1 Ubisoft executive dying in a plane crash?

A good start.

 

[Miller]

There's a new collab/event in The Division 2 with... Dead by Daylight.
Why are they doing this in Summer and not during October?

 

[East_Clintwood]

Why are they doing this in Summer and not during October?

It's supposed to be a tie-in with DBD's 10 year anniversary, which was actually a few weeks ago but who's counting? The real question to me is why they're doing a collab with DBD at all.

Rainbow 6 and Ass Creed make sense as Ubi properties. I can even understand Resident Evil, Payday and Stalker as vaguely similar (if you squint hard enough) games. DBD on the other hand is nothing like Division and likely has almost no crossover in playerbase.

 

[Oliver Onions]

DBD on the other hand is nothing like Division and likely has almost no crossover in playerbase.

Would have maybe worked as a For Honor crossover, if that game still exists, but probably much more work to integrate.

 

[Problematic User Forever]

Another Far Cry 7 leak, another shot of me being absolutely astonished that Ubisoft has no fucking clue what Far Cry fans actually want.

 

[regalterry]

Another Far Cry 7 leak, another shot of me being absolutely astonished that Ubisoft has no fucking clue what Far Cry fans actually want.

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Can we go back to schizo guy being the White savior of inferior browns and colonizing brown pussy?

 

[Oliver Onions]

Please God let them turn Far Cry into an extraction shooter please it will be so fucking funny.

 

[Hugbox Kommissar]

Can we go back to schizo guy being the White savior of inferior browns and colonizing brown pussy?

I would legit pay 100 USD for a (good) successor to Far Cry 2. Set it in the Sahel or the Horn, have a bunch of mix-n-match vehicles and Soviet surplus armor to tool around in. Weapon variety is huge since you can include basically any small arms made since the 1950s. Plenty of exotic animals to hunt. Plus if you set it in the present day you can have a bunch of Russian mercs as the final boss faction.

 

[regalterry]

Plus if you set it in the present day you can have a bunch of Russian mercs as the final boss faction.

I'd rather be gunning down UN troops.

 

[Problematic User Forever]

I'm seeing people say Resynced looks "so much better" than the original and I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

Resynced looks like over saturated dog shit

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[regalterry]

I'm seeing people say Resynced looks "so much better" than the original and I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

Niggercattle gonna niggercattle. They have no opinions of their own, and apparently ability to come up with opinions themselves.

Resynced is graphically inferior, is censored, has content cut and just looks like a cheap cashgrab.

It's just proof that Ubisoft is institutionally incapable of learning, not even when they face financial annihilation.

 

[Hugbox Kommissar]

I'd rather be gunning down UN troops.

What do you think the DLC is going to be?

 

[Miller]

I'm seeing people say Resynced looks "so much better" than the original and I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

Resynced looks like over saturated dog shit

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The lighting and textures are better in the remaster because it doesn't make the characters look like they have dirty skin or wear eyeliner and shadow.
The original also had its contrast level way too strong I think but on the other hand, the saturation is a bit too much on the remaster like you said.

 

[Problematic User Forever]

look like they have dirty skin or wear eyeliner and shadow

but they're pirates...

Or am I going to be redditsplained about how history has changed and pirates were actually super clean the whole time?

 

[Oliver Onions]

Resynced looks like over saturated dog shit

Like modern movies it seems video game artists have abandoned the basic fundamentals of cinematography. Every scene is either pitch black or so blown out everyone looks like they're using Snapchat filters.

Or am I going to be redditsplained about how history has changed and pirates were actually super clean the whole time?

There was previously discussion about how making the whores in the game fat and ugly for Resynced was more historically accurate, Ubisoft really should pick a lane.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

Another Far Cry 7 leak, another shot of me being absolutely astonished that Ubisoft has no fucking clue what Far Cry fans actually want.

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I quite liked 6. Easy gunplay collectathon with a few audible exhales and FC games generally drop to -85%.

This Rust-like shit is so annoying.

Persona is still the king of remake soullessness. A game in which FOG is the enemy - hey let's remove this free draw-distance bandaid and story element