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- 28 Wrz 2019
Zero sympathy. We're not all out here eating ourselves steadily to 600 pounds like Big Al and Chantel just because we had two parents who worked and weren't around all the time.
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Zero sympathy. We're not all out here eating ourselves steadily to 600 pounds like Big Al and Chantel just because we had two parents who worked and weren't around all the time.
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- 28 Mar 2019
Very carefully. It definitely ain't one of the chairs they smack each other around with on Smackdown. I'm thinking its made of titanium.
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- 13 Paź 2019
Amber is a consumer by heart and probably has a room filled with identical chairs. They break ever so often.
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- 5 Kwi 2018
Someone with talent needs to photoshop Amber with her frozen water bottle over a picture of Edward Elric because I think or gorl is the next greatest alchemist. She's turning ice into half-melted ice, who knows when she'll turn the world's supply of silver into gold.
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- 30 Cze 2017
So where was the fucking poke? There's no raw fish, so basically she's just eating her usual carbs with sauce that she calls ethnic food.
@Red Mask if you like tuna rolls you'll like poke. But you probably wouldn't like it from Kentucky. How fresh can the fish really be in the middle of the country? I'd imagine it's one step up from conveyor belt sushi. In fact, I'd think that any, literally any west coast conveyor belt place would have fresher fish than a Lexington poke bar.
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- 22 Mar 2020
All fish gets frozen first so as long as the fish is shipped properly and efficiently, you can get good sushi in the middle of the country.
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- 2 Paź 2017
Imagine not eating fish that was caught that morning. I desperately want to invite you to my town on a Friday night now.
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- 7 Gru 2020
beyond that, freezing water to make ice water? but melt it a little so it isn't too icey.Did you all catch the Life Hack she shared?
YOU CAN FREEZE WATER!
Mind. Blown.
Ice water is as simple as pouring cool water over ice.
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- 23 Mar 2019
I knew someone who weighed 400lbs and was 5'9" and they died one night when they went to sleep without their CPAP.
Amber is 550lbs and 5'3", so considerably more obese than my friend.
It's going to happen to Amber someday. Not if, but when.
Amber is 550lbs and 5'3", so considerably more obese than my friend.
It's going to happen to Amber someday. Not if, but when.
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- 29 Sie 2017
Becky tracing characters is not art. It’s just copying someone else’s hard work and trying to pass it off as your own.
Imagine...a 30 year old woman hanging a Myley Cyrus picture in their bedroom, then image their partner acting and dressing like a 12 year old boy. Normal people would call it crazy, but no Amber and Becky exist.
Imagine...a 30 year old woman hanging a Myley Cyrus picture in their bedroom, then image their partner acting and dressing like a 12 year old boy. Normal people would call it crazy, but no Amber and Becky exist.
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- 30 Lis 2018
I think she has Becky check her while she sleeps.
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- 6 Maj 2020
In Becky’s defense, if she is not tracing, she is pretty good. I could never do anything like this.
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- 8 Lis 2016
How often would Becky have to check on her to make sure she doesn't die, though? Like if Becky were to make something to eat, or take a shower, or god forbid, take a shit, is it possible Amber could die in that time frame? Would she be more or less fine as long as she sleeps sitting up ala Pillow Mountain?
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- 7 Gru 2020
Being obese like Amber is is deadly full stop. The reality is that unless she loses the weight she could possibly die whenever. It doesn't even have to be a heart attack or stroke or some sort of fatty disease. Being that fat makes you weak and fragile. A hard fall could do it, and because of her weight that's a high risk.
Having sleep apnea is also really rough on your system too in addition to being a risk on its own.
I do like the idea of hamber propped up like a fucking Slann in deep meditation.
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- 28 Wrz 2019
More or less. She could still die while sitting up. It's just slightly less likely than her dying while lying down, Death is assuredly coming for us all. But it's coming for her sooner than most.
Edit: watching Sinatra_SaysSecond react to this day. I just heard her say she "does things" for strangers, just doesn't vlog it? Really, Big Al? So what was that bullshit vlog that went on and on and on about donating to "the homeless shelter"?
Sciency fam, I think we have to acknowledge that there is a new constant in this universe: The Big Al Lie. We could make it easy and call it an Amberlynn Reid, or an ALR for short. It could represent the probability of something being a lie, the yardstick being anything that comes out of that hole in this bitch's face.
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Apnea means cessation of breathing. It's nothing to do with her alleged traumas, her body is sensing she is in mortal danger since she's no longer moving oxygen. It's that fight or flight response waking her. Fatty is really playing with fire here. Sleep apnea drastically increases the risk of heart attacks, heart failure and strokes, all of which she is already at a tremendously higher risk of having due to her weight.
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- 15 Mar 2019
Well, credit where credit is due, at least she didn’t say “pokee bowl” like I expected her too. It just hurts my heart a little to see fatties like her act like they’re cultured now because they ate “foreign food” when it doesn’t even resemble poke. It’s just fried shit and mayo in a bowl. If it was real poke with fresh fish and greens she would turn her nose up at it, which is a shame since it’s actually a quite filling dish.
And who gets emotional about their sleep schedule of all things? She’s not having a hard time sleeping because of muh traumaz, she’s having a hard time sleeping because she doesn’t do shit all day long and her body can’t recognize when it’s time to sleep because it’s constantly at rest. Traumuh or not, exercise would help her but she’d rather cry online about it. Aight
And who gets emotional about their sleep schedule of all things? She’s not having a hard time sleeping because of muh traumaz, she’s having a hard time sleeping because she doesn’t do shit all day long and her body can’t recognize when it’s time to sleep because it’s constantly at rest. Traumuh or not, exercise would help her but she’d rather cry online about it. Aight
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- 7 Gru 2020
This isn't just a fatty thing. People love new ways to eat fried shit and mayo.
I bet that amber is extremely anxious about her condition and understands that it's not about her mentalz. I don't think that she's constantly at rest, she's probably always of fatty high alert. Beyond that, her condition is very severe. I couldn't sleep if I were living like her. There has to be persistent dread. The combination of nothing to do and little to look forward to is absolutely deadly.
I love to bash amberlynn for her repeated failed diets etc. but what does her life look like if she loses the weight? Is there anything really waiting for her on the other side?
I think that even if muh trauma is a quick excuse, her situation is truly traumatic.