TRYING MY FIRST POKE BOWL & VANITY MAKEOVER | 12.6.2020 - Lynnmas- Muh Mental Health Edition ft. totally real comments and bowled sushi

[Neko GF]

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[JambledUpWords]

Okay, so I haven’t watched the whole video yet, but Al going on about her bad sleeping schedule because of trauma is a lie. It’s most likely due to her weight. If she wants to fix the problem, she needs inpatient treatment and with all activities watched under doctors and therapists. Like with other things she says about talking to psychiatrists, she most likely just did a Google search or contacted a random person claiming to be a psychiatrist. Also, if Al wants decent sleep, she needs to do a sleep study and get a CPAP ASAP, because if anything will kill her, it will be sleep apnea, which at her size, is just about guaranteed.

 

[dfranki723]

More Mental IllnessLynn.

Stop begging for sympathy gorl.
''I'm so traumatised and anxious guys. I'm the most mentally unstable person in the world, like totally, all my therapists have told me I'm only a fat cunt because of trauma. My life is suuuuuper hard you guys''.
Nice insomnia self diagnosis, fucking Christ.

So tired of her saying ''bawling'' instead of crying.

More humble bragging about how generous she is. She's so full of herself, it's absolutely shocking.

And more shit about people hating her ONLY because she's disgustingly fat. Amazing.

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

24 minutes of "BLAH BLAH BLAH, GUYS IM SO MENTALLY UNWELL, PLEASE SEND MONEY, LOVE, THANKS, JESUS, AND GOD HIMSELF, I AM A FANTASTIC PERSON UNDERNEATH ALL OF THIS MENTAL ILLNESS BLAH BLAH BLAH"

 

[Wooden Spoon]

Gorl has already confirmed with us she has sleep apnea. She is not "jolting awake from fear", her fucking body stops breathing because of the massive amount of weight crushing her lungs! I wonder how many times a night her body startles awake in sheer panic because she is getting too fat to be able to properly sleep?

 

[JambledUpWords]

What Al got in her poke bowl:

• Fried tofu
• Sticky rice
• Spicy crab
• Cucumber
• Edamame
• Spicy mayonnaise
• Ginger
• Green onion

So it’s pretty much like the sushi she prefers to get, but in bowl form

 

[Angel Dust]

I for one, can now sleep easy knowing she's had her first poke bowl and did a vanity makeover. What would we do without the wisdom of Amberlynn.

 

[Lame Entropy]

We've been hearing about this fucking sleeping schedule for years. She may as well just fully become nocturnal. It's not like she has a job she has to be at.

 

[ADHD]

Okay, so I haven’t watched the whole video yet, but Al going on about her bad sleeping schedule because of trauma is a lie. It’s most likely due to her weight.

Her body's melatonin production is probably also fucked due to her staring at her laptop and phone screens all night until she decides to go to bed.

Also, if Al wants decent sleep, she needs to do a sleep study and get a CPAP ASAP, because if anything will kill her, it will be sleep apnea, which at her size, is just about guaranteed.

That too.

Also we need to keep in mind that she has no hobbies and nothing going on in her life, so just like last year, she is using a health issue to drive her Vlogmas (I am not going along with her Lynnmas shit) storyline. Otherwise it would just be 3 weeks-ish of hauls and mukbangs.

wow she's really going all in on hoarding "greenery" in this new apartment, isn't she? Also, notice how she's got all that clutter to clean up in the "guest" room and never in "their" room? Yeah but they totally don't have separate rooms, sure Jan.

I'm glad she's stopped referring to her reading of the comments as "curvy comments". Also she's doing these because, again, nothing in her life, needs filler content.

"I don't disappear for attention."

"The haydurs don't make me feel bad about myself because I've come to realize I'm just like everyone else on YouTube".

The smuggest of cunts at the suggestion that she should try exercising to help sleep instead of sitting on her shelf ass and binging all night:

GTFO with your "false facts for me".

 

[Salade Nicoise]

A bunch of attention-seeking Vaguelynning about being molested in the wee hours, therefore, muh sleep schedule.

Also, she moved her vanity so it sits in the middle of the bedroom. "I don't think it looks too bad!"

Ron Howard: It does.

 

[Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince]

I am going to say the reason why she jolts awake and is panicking when she is trying to fall asleep is because she probably stops breathing, Another speculation that I am going to throw out there, I will say that if she doesn't get the sleep thing addressed, that she may develop temporal dementia because of the lack of oxygen getting to her brain. If she actually did something besides sit on her fat shelf ass all day, even as something as small as a 10 minute workout, she would probably sleep better.

That abomination of a poke bowl though lol. Poke is supposed to be raw gorl! Also, that is a MASSIVE amount of food, I would say that a normal size portion would be sorta healthy if you squinted a little bit.

 

[Very Honest Content]

So part 3 of the Amber cycle it is? She'll pack on 10 more elbees or so before going onto the last diet of the year to wrap up 2020 with a stage 4 video mookbung of like holiday candy.

 

[GothSloth]

In regards to her insomnia: "It's due to trauma, I've talked about it for all of the 7 years I've been on here." Well gorl, get some fucking therapy and work on that shit so you can sleep and shut up about it.
I don't know why she acts like she's the only one who's ever had bad things happen to her and that these things are an innate quality that she cannot change. I guess working on your trauma is work and we all know how adverse she is to that.

 

[pistolwhipped]

Why do I find it so fucking annoying when she says she's "nervous" to try new foods?? The fuck are you nervous about idiot, not liking it?

Edited to add: We just got blessed with a view into her freezer. Featuring eggo waffles, TGI Friday boneless chicken bites, and hot pockets. Jenny Craig who ?

 

[escándalo]

Twinkie copping some of that death fat tit gorl

 

[C3PBRO]

Mfw Becky shares her "art."

 

[Clogged Arteries]

I am going to say the reason why she probably jolts awake and is panicking when she is trying to fall asleep is because she probably stops breathing, Another speculation that I am going to throw out there, I will say that if she doesn't get the sleep thing addressed, I will say that she may develop temporal dementia because of the lack of oxygen getting to her brain. If she actually did something besides sit on her fat shelf ass all day, even as something as small as a 10 minute workout, she would probably sleep better.

That abomination of a poke bowl though lol. Poke is supposed to be raw gorl! Also, that is a MASSIVE amount of food, I would say that a normal size portion would be sorta healthy if you squinted a little bit.

I was going to comment something similar to this. I am sure it is the fear of dying in her sleep that keeps her up. She’s known for a long long time that she stops breathing in her sleep, gasping for air. Not to be morbid but that is what will likely kill her and that terrifies her. She can afford to get a sleep study and a cpap machine. She’d feel better rested and may even improve her tinsy tiny elevated blood pressure that she now claims has magically gone to normal.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

OK, get ready to give me all the top hats, but....

NO, you have not been talking about "muh mentalz" nonstop for all these years you've been on YT, bitch. And if you HAD, then at some point along the line it should have pinged into even that fucking lima bean sized brain that REAL therapy would help. OR, you could just stop blaming your grown ass adult poor decision making on shit like most everyone else in the fucking world has to because they have to work real jobs - including those of us who had even worse, shittier childhoods than you, you fat fuck.

You're not "waking in panic". Your fat fucking body is trying to kill you because you won't listen to it and lose that poundage burden you increase on it every single goddamned day by eating things like a gigantic "poke" bowl, which is just a mound of deconstructed sushi for you with a half pound of rice. It's called sleep apnea, you know this, but like every other thing in your pathetic fucking life, you won't do a single thing to change it. You'll simply put up yet another video, just like this one, lamenting your woeful life and oh-so-fragile mental state to gin up sympathy points and try to get everyone to forget what a shitty, awful waste of humanity and waster of this life you are.

Beyond serving as a public spectacle and warning about what unchecked eating and zero exercise can do to the human body, you are an uninteresting, unintellectual, uncouth trailer trash wannabe "influencer" trying to keep up with people who, although awful, terrible people, are still more successful than you will EVER be.

 

[FatalTater]

Did you all catch the Life Hack she shared?

YOU CAN FREEZE WATER!

Mind. Blown.

 

[McBoogerBall]

Anyone got a TDLW? These are becoming unbearable at this point. Had to stop around the spongebob shirt mark. Also, what the ever-loving fuck is this table placement, gorl just pick it up and place it against your wall on the other side of the room near the window. How much do you want to bet the hoard on that table just got thrown to fuck knows where out of camera view?