TRYING MY FIRST POKE BOWL & VANITY MAKEOVER | 12.6.2020 - Lynnmas- Muh Mental Health Edition ft. totally real comments and bowled sushi

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I swear she's just playing a Mary Sue character that you would find in a self-insert fanfic written by a 13 year old.

"MAH ANXIETY! MAH TRAUMA! MAH MENTALZ!" she cried loudly, hoping her audience would pity her and tell her she was as beautiful, cute and quirky as she knew she was. Her audience, however, had grown weary of Amberlynn moaning the same thing during the wailing and moaning and gnashing of teeth portion of the cycle. They saw her for the cunt that she was. She asked Becky to get her 25 pairs of earrings for Cuntmas and wouldn't even wear the earrings that she was given.

They're just jealous, she told herself. They're dispektful psychopathic pieces of shit who are too poor to even own an iPhone12 Max Pro. I don't need anyone who doesn't own an iPhone12 Max Pro. They hate me because I'm beautiful.

"I'm, like, terrified to go to sleep and I have seen a therapist!" she spit against the wind in one last attempt to make them see that she was the victim.

Me thinks she doth protest too much about these things that she has claimed for years yet done nothing about.
 
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Her body's melatonin production is probably also fucked due to her staring at her laptop and phone screens all night until she decides to go to bed.

That too.

Also we need to keep in mind that she has no hobbies and nothing going on in her life, so just like last year, she is using a health issue to drive her Vlogmas (I am not going along with her Lynnmas shit) storyline. Otherwise it would just be 3 weeks-ish of hauls and mukbangs.

wow she's really going all in on hoarding "greenery" in this new apartment, isn't she? Also, notice how she's got all that clutter to clean up in the "guest" room and never in "their" room? Yeah but they totally don't have separate rooms, sure Jan.

I'm glad she's stopped referring to her reading of the comments as "curvy comments". Also she's doing these because, again, nothing in her life, needs filler content.

"I don't disappear for attention." :disagree: :disagree: :disagree: :disagree: :disagree: :disagree: :disagree:

"The haydurs don't make me feel bad about myself because I've come to realize I'm just like everyone else on YouTube". :story:

The smuggest of cunts at the suggestion that she should try exercising to help sleep instead of sitting on her shelf ass and binging all night:
exercise FALSE FACTS.mp4
GTFO with your "false facts for me". :smug:
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girls wonky eye came out to PLAY in this clip. holy shit.
 
So this video is wild for theories

1) She is waking up in "panic" because that is fucking Sleep Apnea - its greek or some shit for sleep fear or some shit like that.
2) She moved that desk to act as a lever to get up
3) Same for the one by the sofa
4) WATER FUCKING FREEZES!!!!!!!!!!!!

WTF is a Poke bowl other than a really shit pokemon - I thought haunted tea cup was shit we have gotten to this level

Most importantly!!!!

BEDBOUND SAGA IS FUCKING BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

its a christmas miracle
 
"I don't wanna trigger anyone" translates to - I don't wanna get demonetized.
Newsflash amber, the world doesn't care that you got diddled as a kid. You dont get sympathy for something you use as an excuse to continue being a cunt
 
rainpetalseavesdrop powiedział(a):
I mean I don’t think they can at all, but I’m not the one trying to convince people of that.
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Yeah, Al tries to convince everyone that she’s a completely different person than she actually is. Also, Al probably takes ownership of some of Becky’s things too because she did it with the rooms in that Monticello house. I’m pretty sure Becky sleeps somewhere else and is only wanted if she needs to go to the bathroom or wants Becky to go buy her some takeout and deliver it to her.
 
So, she could make the poke bowl more healthful by choosing all the ingredients, and she ended up choosing mayonnaise and fried tofu.

Yep. Sounds about right. (I tapped out here. The level of stupid was too much to handle.)
 
GothSloth powiedział(a):
In regards to her insomnia: "It's due to trauma, I've talked about it for all of the 7 years I've been on here." Well gorl, get some fucking therapy and work on that shit so you can sleep and shut up about it.
I don't know why she acts like she's the only one who's ever had bad things happen to her and that these things are an innate quality that she cannot change. I guess working on your trauma is work and we all know how adverse she is to that.
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Agreed, she's stuck in her trauma bc she refuses to put the work into processing it and moving forward. Her whole life is this perpetual cycle of unhealthy habits and professional victimhood. I don't have sympathy for the fat, lazy cunt.
 
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Also, Al probably takes ownership of some of Becky’s things too because she did it with the rooms in that Monticello house.
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It was a worse offense in Monticello as she wasn't paying for literally everything the way she is now, though.
 
JambledUpWords powiedział(a):
Al going on about her bad sleeping schedule because of trauma is a lie.
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How to treat insomnia in three simple steps:

1) Set your alarm
2) Get up when your alarm goes off
3) Make your bed

Instant sleep schedule correction, just like dealing with jetlag. Even if you nap during the day, you get into the habit of getting out of bed at a reasonable time of day like a normal person.
 
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"I don't wanna trigger anyone" translates to - I don't wanna get demonetized.
Newsflash amber, the world doesn't care that you got diddled as a kid. You dont get sympathy for something you use as an excuse to continue being a cunt
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Just like Lies by Jen and pretty much everyone on my 600 pound life, Amber uses some past abuse or 'trauma' as an excuse to eat herself into oblivion. No Amber, you eat because you like to eat. You refuse to deny yourself anything, just like Jen. They have the wherewithal to order uber eats and door dash, plan what they want, but just can't stop themselves? Please. If you are aware of the behavior you can choose to change it.

And you are startling yourself awake because your lungs are suffocating under the layers of fat.
 
A dainty gorl does not have health problems like sleep apnea.

She has very feminine, delicate health issues like anemia, asthma and an allergy to eggs 💅🏻 Sleep apnea is for fat and old people which this vivacious, boyfriend stealing, young, hot vixen is not. She just has to fix her sleep schedule, again. Because that's a real thing and she's definitely not depriving herself of more sleep. She knows what works for her™
 
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