TRYING MY FIRST POKE BOWL & VANITY MAKEOVER | 12.6.2020 - Lynnmas- Muh Mental Health Edition ft. totally real comments and bowled sushi

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Okay, so I haven’t watched the whole video yet, but Al going on about her bad sleeping schedule because of trauma is a lie. It’s most likely due to her weight. If she wants to fix the problem, she needs inpatient treatment and with all activities watched under doctors and therapists. Like with other things she says about talking to psychiatrists, she most likely just did a Google search or contacted a random person claiming to be a psychiatrist. Also, if Al wants decent sleep, she needs to do a sleep study and get a CPAP ASAP, because if anything will kill her, it will be sleep apnea, which at her size, is just about guaranteed.

Even if hypothetically the sleeping issues are due to trauma (which has apparently been affecting her sleep schedule since she was a teenager, according to this video) she's just further proving why she needs to go to a damn therapist. A few videos ago she said she made an appointment. Really doubt she followed up since suddenly she's tErRiFiEd to go anywhere because of Covid. How about a therapy update, gorl?

Hope I'm not coming off as too insensitive here, but as someone who has personally dealt with mental illness and has gotten treatment for it, I really feel like there's absolutely no excuse for a 30 year old woman to not have pursued proper mental healthcare by now especially since she uses her trauma and poor mental state as an excuse for EVERYTHING. It's enough already.
 
Did she really just....show us that if you freeze water and then put it in the fridge..that it melts...and becomes ice water...and called it a LiFe HaCk?

I’m so offended. This bitch thinks WE’RE the retarded ones.
 
Another disgusting food shoveling into her maw thumbnail to attract feeders/hate watchers.

The poke bowl appears to be from a place called Miyako. They actually have a lot of healthy options for creating your own bowl so she absolutely could've gotten it much healthier. $11.45 for her bowl plus whatever minimum order and delivery fees GrubHub charges. A lot of money to spend on a dainty snack.

All the crap food in the freezer is of course Becky's and not hers.

That desk looks fucking stupid sticking out like that. Feng ShuiLynn.
 
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Jinny Kraygg is doing wonders for you, mama, your skin is glowing! keep it up proud of you
 
She doesn't need a therapist, literally her only problems are greed and laziness. It's not any deeper than that. Everyone gives her too much credit when it comes to her supposed ''issues''.
Didn't her extended family members out her for being a nasty brat of a child? If you grew up as an abused child, you know what you wouldn't dare do? Act like a brat. You'd be too scared.

It's not trauma, she's just a self important, nasty piece of shit who would rather drone on about false trauma than grow a backbone and work for something, be that a better life or a better physical state.
She knows what to do to improve her life and she understands how, she just doesn't want to because that requires responsibility and effort.

I don't know why all personality flaws nowadays are somehow excused by automatically listing off your illnesses. Some people (like Chubbo McGoo Reia) are just complete bastards. That goes for a lot of influencers and Youtubers to be fair, just mention some illness you MIGHT have and you don't have to worry about changing your ways.
 
Amber forgets that she diagnosed everyone as psychopaths, thus we don't give a shit about her mentalz. Just show us then laaaygs.
 
She pronounced "titular" toot-a-lur. Throwing the cards after Becky answered is prime ALR cuntiness. And leave it to her to be blown away by movie trivia, putting a water bottle in the freezer and that containers hold things.

We know she has sleep apnea, she knows she has sleep apnea but Princess Reia is just so terminally unique that her sleeping problems can't be something as simple as something she was already diagnosed with, no, it has to be something more complex.

I like that she placed the mirror in the corner and then put stuff in front of it. That's a good use for a mirror.

I wonder how loud her bawleeen is and if it gets louder and louder the longer Becky ignores her. Back at the shanty, I picture Fat Ass bawleeeen as if it's that scene from Family Guy where Meg is in the kitchen crying and Peter and Brian are sneaking around and Lois was on the ceiling. No one has the energy for whatever bullshit drama fatty has created.
 
damnit! Now I want to try some Poke. :( Damn you, Amber. YOU ARE A TERRIBLE INFLUENCE!!!!!1

At least she’s trying something new though.
 
Lmao I dont know how much longer I can listen to this woman. She is clearly choosing vanity over quality/longevity of life because we all know amber doesnt want a cpap machine because she thinks shes too beautiful and rich to wear one. Learning to be fearless and whatever chubby yt woman that weight 200-300 lbs less than her don't wear one so shes not going to.

Someone in my family has apnea, and ive tried the mask on to see what it was like. It FORCEFULLY pushes air in and its insanely uncomfortable but your body does eventually adjust. For a normal person that just pushes thru it because they need to sleep safely its a pain but we all know how amber is with being uncomfortable. She acted like a D&C was a 15 hour open heart surgery and asked for our prayers. I doubt AL would ever get a machine ever.
 
Personally I don’t give a flying fuck about this whining fatty or her punchable ‘girlfriend’. I read here because the comments are funny and I love you gorls and you make me laugh. I couldn’t care less what happens to Amber or Becky but I do care about those three innocent little animals they are imprisoning and harming due to their fucked up lifestyles. So hear me out..

Do I think Amber neglects / abuses her pets? No. There’s no sign of this and there does seem to be a lot of love and attention given to them - and this is part of the problem. Twinkie is fat. There’s no getting around it and this is CRUEL. Dogs are greedy little blighters for the most part and will eat whatever you provide. She needs to stop overfeeding them or Twinkie (and the cats) are in for a world of hurt as they age. One EASY solution for her is to meal plan for Twinks the same way she does with herself(!). (PL I do this, my dogs have their daily food allowance weighed out and bagged so when my greyhound is constantly annoying me I can feed her as many times a day as she demands knowing she’s only getting her recommended allowance). And carrots are great treats for dogs, they don’t need crap out of calendars, ever.

My other big complaint is this goddamn ‘sleep schedule’ she moans on about. How about your pets schedules huh Amber? I’m sure any pet kiwis know that their animals come to expect their toilets / walks / dinner and nap times at regular intervals. Does any of that happen in this flat? I got so upset for Twinkie that she was taken away from her big yard with the other pets and other people who would notice her. These two slugs, whilst they love her, don’t love her enough to put her needs first. There’s no reason whatsoever they can’t be going short walks, every one of them including Twinks is obese and could do with the exercise. Twinkie would flourish under a set routine but these lard lassies would rather stomp around till 5am then sleep all day whilst the animals stare out the windows with full bladders and even fuller stomachs. It’s a goddamn shame.

Stop feeling sorry for yourself Amber and start taking responsibility for these fur babies. Get up in the morning, feed them, clean them then take Twinkie out a walk. Look at what you’re feeding them - find out what they need and ONLY feed them a set amount at a set time each day. Have a regular bedtime routine and if you’re going to be up at least ensure they have a calm, dark place to sleep. Just make sure you’re up in the morning for them.

Pet owners do this every damn day. No excuses, no ‘muh mentalz’ we get up and we walk our dogs every day because we have to and we care. Watching this tubby kill her animals with ‘kindness’ is too much. God I hate her. Sorry, rant over.

TL/DR: Amber is fat and shouldn’t be allowed animals as she can’t look after them. And I hate Becky too.
 
Haven't watched it all yet, but glanced at it earlier on YT and genuinely thought it said 'Puke Bowl'

Having read the ingredients of said bowl on page 1 of thread, I'm going along with that

I couldn't even make it all the way through her blub-fest about being scared to fall asleep - I think she's genuinely scared to sleep if she thinks there is any chance Becky will also be asleep...nobody to notice her breathing has stopped yet again

Does she really expect viewers to feel bad for her? See thing is, she has known she has sleep apnoea for a long time and made a point of telling us that the Dr told her she 'stopped breathing twice' during her procedure (I'm not sure how it was done and if that's even possible) sooo...pay for a damn sleep study and CPAP machine, cashLynn...oh silly me, tacky Christmas tat and ugly makeup nobody will see is far more important

In the same vein, I'm sure we all remember Albert's excitement...yes excitement, she clapped, I tell thee!...when the same Dr told Becky that she would DIE if she didn't lose weight and fast - what happened? She has ballooned to levels almost rivalling LAST Christmas

Yea, zero fucks to give I'm afraid - in fact, I started at zero, my fucks given are now in minus figures

Stop snivelling and get layyygs out
 
Yup. That fear response that rouses her from shallow sleep 20+ times a night is a normal one for any human body whose oxygen supply is cut off. It's not fear connected to past trauma that's startling her awake. It's her abused shell of a body, kicking into fight or flight mode, so her dumb ass can live to see another day. She should examine that fear a little more closely because it's actually trying to tell her something that could save her life.

Writing it off as 'muh mentalz' is dangerously stupid. At her weight, there's a real possibility she could just NOT WAKE UP ONE DAY. And the risk will only increase as she enters her thirties.

All that 'debt' her body has accrued as a result of being a greedy, sedentary pig her whole life will eventually have to be paid back. With interest.

Not that she cares. Just stating the obvious, I guess. 🤷‍♀️
 
Dear Hamber,

One word for your "stressful" sleeping - Valium. 10mg. You'll sleep like a baby.

Oh that's right! Our gorl doesn't take pills. Pills BAD!
 
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