Tom responds to the haters: Mega thread edition - For videos that don't need their own thread

[SofondaCox]

I absolutely believe that he thinks squawking a rubber chicken will get a raptor to land on his arm. That belief alone shows he has no idea what he's doing.

LMFAO he got a rubber chicken but no teef. I cannot stop laughing.

"A city in mourning today as a toothless TIM was killed in a shootout with police. What officials initially believed to be a firearm appears to have been a soiled rubber chicken. Unfortunately the body was immediately swarmed by hungry falcons and unable to be recovered."

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Tom claimed to work for a company that doesn't exist, was better than cops at directing traffic, thinks a hawk will be eating his dead fish despite the fact it isn't in their primary diet, claims his bipolar disorder wasn't treated, and thinks he is a doctor

 

[repentance]

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Tom claimed to work for a company that doesn't exist, was better than cops at directing traffic, thinks a hawk will be eating his dead fish despite the fact it isn't in their primary diet, claims his bipolar disorder wasn't treated, and thinks he is a doctor

I might give him a bit of leeway on the company thing. I don't think any of the first few companies I worked for still exist decades later.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

valproic acid is used for people who suffer from seizures. Thomas can't spell worth shit, risperdal you moron. While it can be used to treat people with bipolar disorder it's mainly used for treating schizophrenia.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

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Tom claimed to work for a company that doesn't exist, was better than cops at directing traffic, thinks a hawk will be eating his dead fish despite the fact it isn't in their primary diet, claims his bipolar disorder wasn't treated, and thinks he is a doctor

So basically he's some kinda mentally ill retard?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I might give him a bit of leeway on the company thing. I don't think any of the first few companies I worked for still exist decades later.

Thing is though the business exists. It's an Archery Range in Eastaboga, Alabama. Never trust this old man when he's high.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I might give him a bit of leeway on the company thing. I don't think any of the first few companies I worked for still exist decades later.

There is no record existing for Ranger Nationwide as a company existing in Milwaukee. This would have been in the 1970s I believe since he became permanently unemployed by 27 I believe. A company that would have a title of "Operations Safety Supervisor" given to someone with a marine biology degree and a shitty cv would have to be big enough to keep him from actually doing harm. A company like that would have to have some trace of existence when looking it up but it doesn't. He's full of shit

 

[repentance]

Tom sent this to Max at AMB.

 

[Headlight Disco]

Tom sent this to Max at AMB.
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just incredible stuff. how many people called it?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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Tom claimed to work for a company that doesn't exist, was better than cops at directing traffic, thinks a hawk will be eating his dead fish despite the fact it isn't in their primary diet, claims his bipolar disorder wasn't treated, and thinks he is a doctor

I notice that Tom does not deny that he plans to fuck the falcon. I look forward to the “Tom loses his eyes” saga.

How is Tom worthy of the title of doctor? He can’t even tell the difference between men and women.

There is no record existing for Ranger Nationwide as a company existing in Milwaukee. This would have been in the 1970s I believe since he became permanently unemployed by 27 I believe. A company that would have a title of "Operations Safety Supervisor" given to someone with a marine biology degree and a shitty cv would have to be big enough to keep him from actually doing harm. A company like that would have to have some trace of existence when looking it up but it doesn't. He's full of shit

I honestly wouldn’t put it past Tom to fuck up so badly that the company ceased to exist.

Tom sent this to Max at AMB.
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Yeah, it was a conspiracy by AMB, not Fat Boy acting like a retard in public.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Tom sent this to Max at AMB.
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So he decided to commit a crime as soon as he's out. Good on him. Keep it up Thomas.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

How is Tom worthy of the title of doctor?

He plays pretend. He's called himself "the fish doctor" before, I assume it's an extension of that larp.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Why did Tom kill Madeleine McCann in 2007?

 

[repentance]

So he decided to commit a crime as soon as he's out. Good on him. Keep it up Thomas.

He's still going.

Spoiler: ongoing incoherence

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

He's still going.

Spoiler: ongoing incoherence

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Yeah, dirty little shit actually propositioned me for poaching and smuggling wild animals as well as sexual favors, in exchange for useless trinkets and ownership of the Pacific Northwest. All because I misspelled "coins" as a typo "coons". I don't even have the words.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Hey, if someone can identify as a different gender and demand people honor it, then I don't see why a person couldn't identify as a doctor. He's trans-education, don't be bigots.

Tom sent this to Max at AMB.
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If that's intended to adjust for the interruption to Tom's cash flow, then Tom should actually be paying them since him being locked up prevented him from losing money or getting scammed, which is what he'd obviously normally have been doing during that period.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

He's still going.

Spoiler: ongoing incoherence

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I’m just amazed that this guy thinks calling himself a Hobo Pisslord makes him an equivalent to a shot lord on the Internet. How lazy can your user-naming be?

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

I’m just amazed that this guy thinks calling himself a Hobo Pisslord makes him an equivalent to a shot lord on the Internet. How lazy can your user-naming be?

I'm like 95% sure that title was given to him by the forum staff. I don't think he chose it.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Inuit's aren't a threat. They start crying over the name of a CFL team. You may as well say you'll get tetra-amelia syndrome people to after them. They're about just as threatening.

 

[repentance]

Tom's looking for a new "intern".