Tom responds to the haters: Mega thread edition - For videos that don't need their own thread

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Hobo pisslord. Why am I cackling?
I'll never understand why he isn't a more popular cow. Dude's grotesque, dumb as fuck, gullible and hilarious. He's bigoted towards pretty much everyone, abused animals and kids, admits so unrepentantly and out of all the cows, deserves what he gets.

Sure he's gross and sad, and utterly annoying but he was one of the first. Guy's been a joke since the 90's. I guess he just peaked a long time ago?
 
I'll never understand why he isn't a more popular cow. Dude's grotesque, dumb as fuck, gullible and hilarious. He's bigoted towards pretty much everyone, abused animals and kids, admits so unrepentantly and out of all the cows, deserves what he gets.

Sure he's gross and sad, and utterly annoying but he was one of the first. Guy's been a joke since the 90's. I guess he just peaked a long time ago?

I think the problem is that, on the surface, Tom is just another repugnant schizo flailing about and screaming nonsense on the internet. It's only when you get past that that you see he has that unique lolcow cycle that is endlessly entertaining.

Watching Tom zoom off to the next scam, knowing he will disregard all the trolls rightfully telling him it is a scam, and watching him fail and come smashing back to earth, only for the cycle to start again. Like a real life Wile E. Coyote, part of the fun is just watching the endless cycle of torture that Tom chooses to put himself through. Never gets old.

Which doesn't mean that I still don't look forward to his death. That will be the nice capstone to the series.
 
I'll never understand why he isn't a more popular cow. Dude's grotesque, dumb as fuck, gullible and hilarious. He's bigoted towards pretty much everyone, abused animals and kids, admits so unrepentantly and out of all the cows, deserves what he gets.
I'd say he's too gross for normies and too boring when compared to other cows.
 
I'll never understand why he isn't a more popular cow. Dude's grotesque, dumb as fuck, gullible and hilarious. He's bigoted towards pretty much everyone, abused animals and kids, admits so unrepentantly and out of all the cows, deserves what he gets.

Sure he's gross and sad, and utterly annoying but he was one of the first. Guy's been a joke since the 90's. I guess he just peaked a long time ago?
I only used to visit intermittently - it was only when he replied to one of my posts that I really started paying attention.

I think with some of the longstanding cows, the lore can be off-putting. Like, Ralph seems like he’s pretty entertaining, but I feel like there’s a lot to catch up on. I used to follow CWC avidly, but I lost track after the Idea Guys and next thing I knew, he was raping his mother. With Tom, the lore is pretty limited, and the content is ongoing, but I can see why people might find him a bit much for a casual lol.
 
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He's getting real ornery towards us redskins, we're just too civilized for the old feller! It's been deleted, but not before I nabbed an archive! Sorry @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg, you're just not fast enough.

Haven't watched it, but there's plenty of moments where Tom makes absolutely ridiculous faces which will make excellent material for future artwork.
 
He's getting real ornery towards us redskins, we're just too civilized for the old feller! It's been deleted, but not before I nabbed an archive! Sorry @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg, you're just not fast enough.
Meet Tiny Thang, a 93 percent Apache Gulf War Veteran With Some Very Powerfully Stupid Thoughts.mp4
Haven't watched it, but there's plenty of moments where Tom makes absolutely ridiculous faces which will make excellent material for future artwork.
Tom seems to think native people everywhere should go back to the reservations. He refuses to acknowledge that they weren't "colonised" voluntarily and greatly romanticises "traditional" life.
 
He's getting real ornery towards us redskins, we're just too civilized for the old feller! It's been deleted, but not before I nabbed an archive! Sorry @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg, you're just not fast enough.
Meet Tiny Thang, a 93 percent Apache Gulf War Veteran With Some Very Powerfully Stupid Thoughts.mp4
Haven't watched it, but there's plenty of moments where Tom makes absolutely ridiculous faces which will make excellent material for future artwork.
Spends almost 10 minutes just getting high and reading his Facebook silently to himself.

Ha ha. Tom got BTFO by an actual Native American for advertising that he is indigenous and a 2-Spirit. He thinks it's hilarious that she called him a gay white man.

Spends the next 10 minutes silently reading Facebook again.

At the 20 minute mark he gets a phone call. Just hangs up on them.
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Reads Facebook silently while making faces for 10 more minutes. Then it's time for a break while he explains that he is a real woman.

Comes back from his break and reads Facebook silently.

Makes noises with his sax for the last 8 minutes or so.

If you want to watch an old man make faces while he stares at his computer screen, this is the video for you. 0/10 would not watch again.
 
Spends almost 10 minutes just getting high and reading his Facebook silently to himself.

Ha ha. Tom got BTFO by an actual Native American for advertising that he is indigenous and a 2-Spirit. He thinks it's hilarious that she called him a gay white man.

Spends the next 10 minutes silently reading Facebook again.

At the 20 minute mark he gets a phone call. Just hangs up on them.
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Reads Facebook silently while making faces for 10 more minutes. Then it's time for a break while he explains that he is a real woman.

Comes back from his break and reads Facebook silently.

Makes noises with his sax for the last 8 minutes or so.

If you want to watch an old man make faces while he stares at his computer screen, this is the video for you. 0/10 would not watch again.
I only watched a little bit of it because there was so much dead air, but he doxed someone including reading out their phone number - I think it may have been that woman.
 
Spends almost 10 minutes just getting high and reading his Facebook silently to himself.

Ha ha. Tom got BTFO by an actual Native American for advertising that he is indigenous and a 2-Spirit. He thinks it's hilarious that she called him a gay white man.

Spends the next 10 minutes silently reading Facebook again.

At the 20 minute mark he gets a phone call. Just hangs up on them.
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Reads Facebook silently while making faces for 10 more minutes. Then it's time for a break while he explains that he is a real woman.

Comes back from his break and reads Facebook silently.

Makes noises with his sax for the last 8 minutes or so.

If you want to watch an old man make faces while he stares at his computer screen, this is the video for you. 0/10 would not watch again.
Thank you for watching so we don’t have to. Our sinister paymasters at the Hoffman Group will be sending a hamper.
 
This morning Tom apparently has sent several AMB'ers an email which contained the following audio recording:

He's completely lost it, shouting slurs and obscenities. He mentions me naming him môhcomoniyâw-wînicisk, but despite saying he would try to, he doesn't say it.
 
This morning Tom apparently has sent several AMB'ers an email which contained the following audio recording:
Tommy Tooter Audio - Namaste Motherfuckers.mp3
He's completely lost it, shouting slurs and obscenities. He mentions me naming him môhcomoniyâw-wînicisk, but despite saying he would try to, he doesn't say it.
Imagine failing so hard at getting people charged with hate crimes that you commit one yourself. Truly, @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg is the dumbest motherfucker ever to be legally classed as human.
 
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