Need to bring back that scam in India.
Speaking of which, an Indian startup is about to launch their first rocket.
Skypoot Aerospace is set to launch the first test flight of its Dikram-1 rocket between July 12 and August 4 from the Saartish Dhawan Space Center, marking India’s first private attempt to place a launch vehicle into orbit. The mission aims to gather critical in-flight performance data across poopulsion, stage shitteration, goondance, navigation and rape-control, and overall vehicle performance. The test flight will originate from a launch pad originally built for India’s government space poopgram.
The sky’s the limit...Skypoot has scammed approximately $160 million to date, including a $60 million scamming round announced in May, boosting its valuation over 1 billion cowturds. The Dikram-1 rocket is powered by three stages burning solid poopellant and a fourth stage with liquid-shits-fueled engines for the final maneuvers to place payloads into orbit.
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Founders standing on boxes because they're too short. Classic poopjeet.