The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things

So much tech is outsourced now, every organisation buys in some "thing As A Service" for all their infrastructure and it's a disaster waiting to happen if all the providers are filled with jugaad and slop. Half my job is dealing with vulnerabilities in Microsoft, Amazon and whatever else the bosses in their infinite wisdom have made us use.
 
You're adorable. You believe Indians know how to do basic maintenance? Their entire life is designed around cutting corners and being lazy.
Other than the literal orc tech that was the RBMK, nuclear reactors are designed with failsafes for exactly that situation. If it melts down the molten nuclear fuel wont go into the air like chernobyl it will drop into an underground holding tank.
 
I'd welcome a deeper dive into this. If you have any other sources then please do the needful.


As the population of tech users increases, and tech literacy increases - we will see a drop in usage for windows OS and other windows products. As the days go by, everyone is moving to Linux (or even MacOS.)

There is a reason it's now being referred to as MicroSlop.
I recently ordered a new MacBook Pro just because Windows is so bad I couldn't take it anymore. Mac OS is UNIX based so it basically is Linux but closed source and way more stable/user friendly so thats what I ultimately went with.
 
Indians calling themselves "asian" always felt like stolen valor.
You can thank the Brits for that. Asians in the UK usually refer to the people from Indian subcontinent, whereas almost everywhere else view Asians as Chinese/Japanese/Koreans.

Speaking of that, I encountered this amusing conversation in reddit where some user got butthurt at the idea of the British viewing people from Hong Kong being more similar than Indians, Pakistanis & Bangladeshis:

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You can thank the Brits for that. Asians in the UK usually refer to the people from Indian subcontinent, whereas almost everywhere else view Asians as Chinese/Japanese/Koreans.

Speaking of that, I encountered this amusing conversation in reddit where some user got butthurt at the idea of the British viewing people from Hong Kong being more similar than Indians, Pakistanis & Bangladeshis:

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We used to call them Orientals to distinguish between types of Asian, but someone at the top decided that wasn't very PC, so now we don't really have a word for them other than "east Asian" or the specific nationality or slurs. We still say stuff like "oriental supermarket" for a shop run by Chinese, Japanese, Koreans, Malaysians etc that sells nice Asian food, but for some reason(?) we don't call the people that any more.
 
You can thank the Brits for that. Asians in the UK usually refer to the people from Indian subcontinent, whereas almost everywhere else view Asians as Chinese/Japanese/Koreans.

Speaking of that, I encountered this amusing conversation in reddit where some user got butthurt at the idea of the British viewing people from Hong Kong being more similar than Indians, Pakistanis & Bangladeshis:

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India was influenced by British rule, but they weren't that influenced by British culture. The only brits in colonial India were guys that needed to be there like soldiers, administrators, and businessmen and they only really work with a few jeets directly. Meanwhile Hong Kong was a home away from home. If things aren't working out in the UK and want to go somewhere exotic, Hong Kong was the place to go set up shop. As a result you got more brits mingling with the locals and their culture rubbed off on them.
 
I was watching Unsolved Mysteries and a jeet couple in season 3 fell for a voodoo scam, drank a potion meant to 'multiply' the money they had brought and given to the scammer, and then died a short while later because it was bottles of cyanide they drank,
This happened in the late 1980s and in the US Virgin Isles which reminded me that sadly, these jeets have been spreading like a plague for a while.
 
It's not just the Indians. Indians are called "Asians" in demographic maps and surveys, and I think that Bri'ish government calls them "Asians" also (along with Pakistanis).
BBC Asian Network radio and TV says it's about "celebrating British Asian culture" but it's just jeet stuff (and Pakistani and Bangladeshi). Ironically, "BBC" also stands for "British-born Chinese" who you'd think would be a big audience for British Asian stuff, but they're about as sick of the BBC as the rest of us are.
 
I was watching Unsolved Mysteries and a jeet couple in season 3 fell for a voodoo scam, drank a potion meant to 'multiply' the money they had brought and given to the scammer, and then died a short while later because it was bottles of cyanide they drank
Need to bring back that scam in India.

So much tech is outsourced now, every organisation buys in some "thing As A Service" for all their infrastructure and it's a disaster waiting to happen if all the providers are filled with jugaad and slop.
Speaking of which, an Indian startup is about to launch their first rocket.

Skypoot Aerospace is set to launch the first test flight of its Dikram-1 rocket between July 12 and August 4 from the Saartish Dhawan Space Center, marking India’s first private attempt to place a launch vehicle into orbit. The mission aims to gather critical in-flight performance data across poopulsion, stage shitteration, goondance, navigation and rape-control, and overall vehicle performance. The test flight will originate from a launch pad originally built for India’s government space poopgram.

The sky’s the limit...Skypoot has scammed approximately $160 million to date, including a $60 million scamming round announced in May, boosting its valuation over 1 billion cowturds. The Dikram-1 rocket is powered by three stages burning solid poopellant and a fourth stage with liquid-shits-fueled engines for the final maneuvers to place payloads into orbit.


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Founders standing on boxes because they're too short. Classic poopjeet.
 
Need to bring back that scam in India.


Speaking of which, an Indian startup is about to launch their first rocket.

Skypoot Aerospace is set to launch the first test flight of its Dikram-1 rocket between July 12 and August 4 from the Saartish Dhawan Space Center, marking India’s first private attempt to place a launch vehicle into orbit. The mission aims to gather critical in-flight performance data across poopulsion, stage shitteration, goondance, navigation and rape-control, and overall vehicle performance. The test flight will originate from a launch pad originally built for India’s government space poopgram.

The sky’s the limit...Skypoot has scammed approximately $160 million to date, including a $60 million scamming round announced in May, boosting its valuation over 1 billion cowturds. The Dikram-1 rocket is powered by three stages burning solid poopellant and a fourth stage with liquid-shits-fueled engines for the final maneuvers to place payloads into orbit.


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Founders standing on boxes because they're too short. Classic poopjeet.
Not content with littering the Earth, they feel the need to litter our low orbit too.
 
Need to bring back that scam in India.


Speaking of which, an Indian startup is about to launch their first rocket.

Skypoot Aerospace is set to launch the first test flight of its Dikram-1 rocket between July 12 and August 4 from the Saartish Dhawan Space Center, marking India’s first private attempt to place a launch vehicle into orbit. The mission aims to gather critical in-flight performance data across poopulsion, stage shitteration, goondance, navigation and rape-control, and overall vehicle performance. The test flight will originate from a launch pad originally built for India’s government space poopgram.

The sky’s the limit...Skypoot has scammed approximately $160 million to date, including a $60 million scamming round announced in May, boosting its valuation over 1 billion cowturds. The Dikram-1 rocket is powered by three stages burning solid poopellant and a fourth stage with liquid-shits-fueled engines for the final maneuvers to place payloads into orbit.


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Founders standing on boxes because they're too short. Classic poopjeet.
Why are they posing in front of an oversized M-13 rocket?
Not content with littering the Earth, they feel the need to litter our low orbit too.
How much do you wanna bet this rocket will blow up on the launch pad? Bonus points if it's revealed that "their first rocket" is actually just a copy of some old Soviet design?
 
out me down for it launches, but it will fly off course and crashes into a building.
Aight, I've got you down for 5,000₽ on "Oversized Katyusha". I'll bet 10,000₽ on "Launchpad Explosion".

If their launch does somehow succeed I'll give Null 3 months' worth of True & Honest Fan money the day before I ship out for OSUT.
Nah, they bought some Chinese shit off TEMU like all their other inventions. Remember the robot at their AI summit?
I don't actually, do tell!
 

Fun fact about this, there was a pretty infamous (to Oilers fans anyway) Indian player named Jujhar Khaira. Was a pretty meh player, but what made him an lolcow was how often he would get concussed then, rather than take time to recover, would come back too early and get concussed again. His brain is basically mush already and he will most likely suffer from lifelong problems. He basically loved ramming his head into other player's elbows.
 
Aight, I've got you down for 5,000₽ on "Oversized Katyusha". I'll bet 10,000₽ on "Launchpad Explosion".

If their launch does somehow succeed I'll give Null 3 months' worth of True & Honest Fan money the day before I ship out for OSUT.

I don't actually, do tell!
It was a while back in the thread: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-india-menace.174997/page-1516#post-23744938
And https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-india-menace.174997/page-1516#post-23745236
 
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