Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

[SwiftBucks]

Microwave was totally justified to do so. How such an attractive woman can spawn a goon is a mystery for the ages.

Drinking during pregnancy.

I know there was some goon who put the moves on his stepmother.

did...did it work?

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

did...did it work?

Yes, she was stuck under a table when he put the moves on her, he later went to prison for it.

 

[Dwarf Lord]

Don't forget FatherDog who got doxed by a famous MMA coach who got tired of his shit and posted his fet life account along with his amateur fighting record which consisted of two fights, both which he lost by KO in less than 30 seconds.

And that was before he was made a mod, so mods knew from the beginning he was a degenerate.

 

[smug comporon]

Even the ones who weren't pedos were just into weird shit, man. You had everything from Axe Maniac drawing his woman urinal fetish porn to, correct me if I'm wrong, but the current mod and several other high profile posters on the wrestling board having a pet tranny they were buying nudes and shit from. I think the kind of autism that would lead one to believe modding an online message board for free is a good idea is just generally the same kind autism that makes people beat off to children, fucked up anime and trannies.

Literally a bird giving up a fiancee and stable job because she couldn't help herself cheating with some presumably gross goon dick. Made even stranger because she was relatively attractive and had big tits.

 

[Ghostse]

Made even stranger because she was relatively attractive and had big tits.

First, those weren't tits those were parakeets and they were not that big.

Second, she engaged in extreme myspace angling and her boobs had zero perk and that bra was doing all the work. if she forgot her bra she could just tuck her nips into her belt.

Third, it doesn't shock me. Bird Girls are universally batshit and make Horse Girls look normal by comparison.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

As fucked up as anyone involved with the forum was, it really makes the Pelle/Oddjob fiasco look like a lovestory.

 

[Never Scored]

Second, she engaged in extreme myspace angling and her tits has zero perk and that bra was doing all the work. if she forgot her bra she could just tuck her nips into her pants.

To be fair, considering this is Something Awful, a fat girl who at least has big tits and ass who looks OK from a myspace angle is an 8/10. At least she doesn't have a penis.