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[northstar747]

You realize he's a troon on OnlyFans now, right?

haha nice try but he stepped down before all the troon shit, he even cited having a wife and kids as why he couldnt mod any more.

 

[Muskcarpone]

haha nice try but he stepped down before all the troon shit, he even cited having a wife and kids as why he couldnt mod any more.

As a connoisseur of several troon threads here, let me tell you that having a wife and kids rarely ever prevented any of them from trooning out.

 

[Racial Slurs the Movie]

You are still the mod of the Drug Forum in our hearts.

Honestly I think you being a junkie was secondary to the possibility that you were some sort of goon deep over agent and the slapfight with Oxma (fat) was some sort of Kayfabe. Or were expecting typical Goon Mod behavior from you. Or typical addict Doobie style behavior.

So he was a mod but a good one?

It's like micro-dosing being a faggot.

 

[Ghostse]

So he was a mod but a good one?

no, the only good mod is a dead mod, but by I would like to think @HondaRider271 played a part in creating some good mods by exposing the childmolesters behind the curtain.

 

[JustStopDude]

The important thing to remember with Goons is that they didn't grow up, they just got old.

I was at work and I had my phone just playing YouTube shit. I suddenly realize that it was a goon calling up and fucking with that George Yarid guy from VA, that used to do a public access call in show like 20 years ago. The goons used to call in and fuck with him.

I picked up my phone to see how old it was. It was from a week ago. I'm pretty sure the Yarid guy is homeless now and the goons are STILL defacing the gravesite of his father to get him to rage out.

I'm totally at a loss as to why these faggots are still doing this, decades later. It's a prime example of what you said. These people never grew up.

 

[northstar747]

Oh come on the gorgeous george shit was funny....25 years ago but funny.

When a goon called in and said his gf disapeared and george said "oh sorry" and then the goon asked if he ate her.,..

Fuck i would love to see someone do that to ralph about cleo.

 

[Big Nasty]

Gorgeous George Yarid has a short thread here. George's trolls are people who are just as bad or worse than him. Depraved faggots (IE SA goons).

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

I suddenly realize that it was a goon calling up and fucking with that George Yarid guy from VA, that used to do a public access call in show like 20 years ago

That was at least 25 years ago. It was a long damn time before YouTube. People were using capture cards to encode tapes off of TV and some of those clips dated back to the 90s.

 

[JustStopDude]

Oh come on the gorgeous george shit was funny....25 years ago but funny.

When a goon called in and said his gf disapeared and george said "oh sorry" and then the goon asked if he ate her.,..

Fuck i would love to see someone do that to ralph about cleo.

Oh I thought it was hilarious when he still had his show. I just don't know how many times you can hear the same guy, raging out the same way, especially when now he living in a van, doing Uber eats delivery to try and survive.

The legal aid guy that George originally had, Saunders, that dude was hilarious fucking with George but apparently the goons now think he is the worst person on the planet because he has used the terms nigger and faggot.

The mental disconnect of people that fuck with a grave site to troll, clutching their pearls because a gay man dared used the term faggot is so bizarre to me. The goons are as histrionic as George.

 

[northstar747]

I don't remember. I wasn't active. I got my information second hand from the few goons I keep in random contact with. All I remember is it got swept pretty quickly.

Oh I missed this.

So Dave bloomquest got banned for "attempting to rape" another goons wife.

I'll give you my take this, and goons are shit narrators on the best of days.

Dave was addicted to meth. Would make posts about "Morgellons disease" and make posts about fibers coming out of his skin.

Dave worked at a firestone, and his behavior became more and more...erratic.

This is because Dave was on meth.

Whats really sad is the meth adventure were providing content and I think he started a black thumbs gang tag.

At some point he is sleeping in a dudes basement or garage and dave and said goon are "flipping cars"

Oh I need to mention before this, while dave was becoming homeless he said a locol biker gang offered him a job in the form of a trailer to sleep in and "smoke" money in exchange for being the gangs mechanic keep the bikes running etc.

I m impressed with goons who explained that this was a very very bad idea seeing as since he wasnt a member they would stab him in back in heart beat.

Anyway you might think having a pet tweaker would be a way to make money, because when they get spooled up on tweak the are hyper focused, have energy, and they dont really view work as work. (ask me how I know).

What I m trying to say is tweakers dont value their labor correctly, are bad with money, and can be taken advantage of pretty eaisly.

Oh but your dealing with a tweaker. Its a losing deal.

So the goon is trying to flip cars with dave. The goon has a wife. Goon comes home to wife saying dave was in the main house just staring at her as she got out of the shower or something.

maybe dave creeped on her, maybe she wanted him gone.

 

[Ghostse]

So the goon is trying to flip cars with dave. The goon has a wife. Goon comes home to wife saying dave was in the main house just staring at her as she got out of the shower or something.

maybe dave creeped on her, maybe she wanted him gone.

I knew there was no way it was banging the goon's daughter becasue it was a normal user and not a mod.

What I m trying to say is tweakers dont value their labor correctly, are bad with money, and can be taken advantage of pretty eaisly.

Oh but your dealing with a tweaker. Its a losing deal.

Pros: High energy extremely focuses work, delivered non-stop 24/7.
cons: any unattended metal is going to be gone and sold for meth, its only a matter of time.

Hence, if you are going to select "Methed out Tweaker" as your familiar or summon, you should roll a druid.

 

[John Hazbin]

just came here to say Endorph is a retarded tranny

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

I knew there was no way it was banging the goon's daughter becasue it was a normal user and not a mod.

How many mods turned out to be pedos, anyway?

 

[Samuel Fuller]

How many mods turned out to be pedos, anyway?

Too many.

 

[northstar747]

How many mods turned out to be pedos, anyway?

I really wish I could push back on the pedo mod stuff, since ozma and other mods were women.

But one female mode wrote werewolf rape incest erotics, and also sucked.

The meme for all that was Aatrek who molested a girl he babysat, the parents had a cancled check to prove he babysat her.

He "took time off" to go to jail and mods covered for him.

I remember lowtax doing nick rekita teir "he was a volunteer, he didnt work for the fourms, I m not responsible, I dont know anything about it"

Then you had others. Plus some dude litterally went on SA did like when cartman on south park did this

 

[Never Scored]

I really wish I could push back on the pedo mod stuff, since ozma and other mods were women.

But one female mode wrote werewolf rape incest erotics, and also sucked.

The meme for all that was Aatrek who molested a girl he babysat, the parents had a cancled check to prove he babysat her.

He "took time off" to go to jail and mods covered for him.

I remember lowtax doing nick rekita teir "he was a volunteer, he didnt work for the fourms, I m not responsible, I dont know anything about it"

Then you had others. Plus some dude litterally went on SA did like when cartman on south park did this

https://youtube.com/watch?v=izXT2yvgSu0

Even the ones who weren't pedos were just into weird shit, man. You had everything from Axe Maniac drawing his woman urinal fetish porn to, correct me if I'm wrong, but the current mod and several other high profile posters on the wrestling board having a pet tranny they were buying nudes and shit from. I think the kind of autism that would lead one to believe modding an online message board for free is a good idea is just generally the same kind autism that makes people beat off to children, fucked up anime and trannies.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Axe Maniac drawing his woman urinal fetish porn

Shit. I don't think I knew that. I know there was that NYC Tattoo, was it, who was grifting some custom bongs or something and took peoples money and didn't deliver after the first few orders.

There was that guy who opened up the beef jerky shop who couldn't taste- but he wasn't a mod. Just a fun footnote. He offered fatty beef jerky which doesn't seem like a great idea.

I think I made a handful of SA Mart purchases during the years I was there, but I can't remember a single one of them. One guy was (probably still is) selling VLKs from his employer. Made for a cheap copy of Office that may or may not work the next reinstall.

 

[Samuel Fuller]

Shit. I don't think I knew that. I know there was that NYC Tattoo, was it, who was grifting some custom bongs or something and took peoples money and didn't deliver after the first few orders.

There was that guy who opened up the beef jerky shop who couldn't taste- but he wasn't a mod. Just a fun footnote. He offered fatty beef jerky which doesn't seem like a great idea.

I think I made a handful of SA Mart purchases during the years I was there, but I can't remember a single one of them. One guy was (probably still is) selling VLKs from his employer. Made for a cheap copy of Office that may or may not work the next reinstall.

VLKs never get revoked just due to the liability MS would face if a corporate customer suddenly had 5000 people unable to use Outlook.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

Even the ones who weren't pedos were just into weird shit, man. You had everything from Axe Maniac drawing his woman urinal fetish porn to, correct me if I'm wrong, but the current mod and several other high profile posters on the wrestling board having a pet tranny they were buying nudes and shit from. I think the kind of autism that would lead one to believe modding an online message board for free is a good idea is just generally the same kind autism that makes people beat off to children, fucked up anime and trannies.

There was also a giant Stickam thread at one point that they had to explicitly close because of the massive amounts of underage nudity.

 

[Ghostse]

Even the ones who weren't pedos were just into weird shit, man. You had everything from Axe Maniac drawing his woman urinal fetish porn to, correct me if I'm wrong, but the current mod and several other high profile posters on the wrestling board having a pet tranny they were buying nudes and shit from. I think the kind of autism that would lead one to believe modding an online message board for free is a good idea is just generally the same kind autism that makes people beat off to children, fucked up anime and trannies.

Senior Woodchuck was sniffing women on the subway and getting boners while also writing disturb Ducktales fan fic, which included rape of the little girl duck.

Zietgeist who was an "eat the rich" type advocating for racial equality. While he was earning 6-figures designing toy packaging and also had BDSM slave who was black woman and living in a 97% white town.

Spanish Manlove was the mensa member and he also had some deviant shit in his history.

Burt Sexual posted creep shots of his jailbait daughter

Caylen/Abe asked to see the penius of a twelve year old on twitter.

Shit. Who was the mod with the fuckable sister?

Ozma even had some questionable shit, IIRC she was inappropriate with someone underage.

Elanor Jefferson, who posted on Something Awful under the username Eggplant Wizard, worked in the classics department of Rutgers university and wrote incest and rape fiction under the pen name Kali Lowe, including stories involving transformed werewolves. Because she had been engaged to a guy for like 5 years and hadnt gotten the hint.

I'm sure I'm forgetting others.