Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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To be fair, he and others did it to impress a dumpy middle-aged woman and then got completely dunked on by said twelve year old.
A dumpy middle-aged ONLY FANS WHORE.

Was it Burt Sexual who eventually pretended to rapidly die of cancer once people called him out for sexualizing his own daughter?
yes.

Microwave's Mom's Sister was a mod? Didn't he make a pass at her or something?
I know you are making a funny, but it was some other mod, fuck I can't remember. He was fairly clean as far as the mods went, just sort of a nerdy loser iirc but his sister was cute.

If a shoe salesman hadn't let the JIDF put a chip in his brain, or a fat cuck hadn't chimped out, I'd be able to tell you.
 
So Dave bloomquest got banned for "attempting to rape" another goons wife.

I'll give you my take this, and goons are shit narrators on the best of days.
I was actually FB friends with dave for a spell, while he was working on that dump truck. I think it was through the AI facebook group.

Dave had these delusions that women were into him. He'd message me saying shit like some girl he saw at the thrift store was eyeing him hard, and she totally wanted to fuck him. The meth made him think every woman was just waiting to get dicked down by a methed out goblin man.

I personally believe he actually, honestly thought that the guy's wife was into him, because he was a crazy methed out weirdo. His mechanic work was shitty and spastic too.

He offered fatty beef jerky which doesn't seem like a great idea.
It's actually pretty good
 
I personally believe he actually, honestly thought that the guy's wife was into him, because he was a crazy methed out weirdo. His mechanic work was shitty and spastic too.

Oh it came to me a post when he was having the "bugs are infesting me moment" he posted a medical paper from the ER and said he took adderal and thats why he tested positive for meth.

I remember he was also re wiring that old truck and I cant imagine some one making their own harness the way he was.

Shame dave couldnt have teamed up with moo cow on those old dairy trucks.

Or that scottish dude that didnt metal shaping and was rebuilding an old ford van, and i think he put a lexis engine in it.
 
Quick question for SA experts. I stumbled upon this user's ban history:
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The second-to-last ban/probate is what interests me the most. Do moderators seriously not have the power to ban someone from a specific subforum? It has to be either temporary or permanent on a site-wide basis? And until then all they can do is finger-wag at you?
 
Quick question for SA experts. I stumbled upon this user's ban history:
Wyświetl załącznik 9155788

The second-to-last ban/probate is what interests me the most. Do moderators seriously not have the power to ban someone from a specific subforum? It has to be either temporary or permanent on a site-wide basis? And until then all they can do is finger-wag at you?
you underestimate SAs level of spaghetti code.
They had loadbearing slurs in the code until Jeffo paid for the code be brought to right-think standards.
 
you underestimate SAs level of spaghetti code.
They had loadbearing slurs in the code until Jeffo paid for the code be brought to right-think standards.
I have heard of the loadbearing slurs but I thought they were a meme. Like key variable names were named after racial slurs or something? What's the story there?
 
I have heard of the loadbearing slurs but I thought they were a meme. Like key variable names were named after racial slurs or something? What's the story there?
Variable names, look up tables, DNS, and log entries, IIRC.

The log entries one blew up the forums for a bit in a way they didn't understand, but some job was set to run when some other event wrote something containing "faggot" to a log.
 
Quick question for SA experts. I stumbled upon this user's ban history:
Wyświetl załącznik 9155788

The second-to-last ban/probate is what interests me the most. Do moderators seriously not have the power to ban someone from a specific subforum? It has to be either temporary or permanent on a site-wide basis? And until then all they can do is finger-wag at you?
This is how most forum software operated until the last decade. Even "advanced" software, outside of expensive paid solutions like XenForo, relied on you manually creating roles to restrict people from a specific subforum.
 
Microwave was totally justified to do so. How such an attractive woman can spawn a goon is a mystery for the ages.
I thought she turned out to be a stepmother? Or was that the goon who put the moves on his mom? Shit, I don't remember anymore- not that I really care, but I know there was some goon who put the moves on his stepmother.
 
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