Should Big Al's board be collapsed to a single thread?

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Merge all Al threads together?

  • Yes, she's fat and lazy. Most of her haters have moved over to Chantal anyways.

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  • No, she's worth having a board for.

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Null powiedział(a):
I think what we'll do is:
  • Wait for the wedding. If there's no surge in content, then
  • Archive the board, but move general out.
  • Move orbiter threads out.
  • Move off-topic threads out.
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Necro update.

Wedding? Whoops gorl dun get herself dumped. So what now? I suppose wait to see if there is content?

I would love a new asse butler dating arc. Someone tell Chantal's Nader! We have a fresh pig for him to shave and bathe. Oh I forgot. Only clit stuff. Okay... err surely there is a drug addled lesbian in Kentucky who needs someone to give them white household goods in exchange for labour?
 
Honestly, would love anything, it's hard to lose a cow of such prominence in the salon. ALR has been a significant member sign up reason and some of the usual stereotypes who would join just for ALR have found KF is not what they thought it was, I even see a few positive posts made about KF in some of the deathfats subreddits. But ALR couldn't make cancer or reuniting with meth moma interesting. ALR finances have always been interesting to me and yet still we get nothing.

Orbiters! This is your time to shine! :optimistic:
 
I would suggest waiting for the next butler girlfriend (or, as suggested by some, asexual fat male feeder) Amber hinted she’s already texting and having deep conversations with. Since the Beckster is already fed up with her, it shouldn’t take too long for Amber to go live with this friend, possibly in California. If not, she might move to Oklahoma with methmom. She is absolutely unable to live alone, so it’s one or the other. Both have the potential to be very entertaining and save this dying board.

If nothing happens, or whatever happens is a snooze fest like the cancer saga, then nothing can save the series. In any case, looking at Amber, I don’t think there’s many episodes left.
 
I wonder how Amber herself would feel about this. The fat idiot is making herself irrelevant.

I feel the current era is the final series, the one where the main writer has quit, the main characters are predictable and the supporting cast are appearing in their respective spin-offs.

At least do a Rosanne and win the lottery or something equally unimaginative.
 
Previously Chimping powiedział(a):
i think it's a good option. Nikocado is doing more than Amber at this point and he has his own single thread. it is easier to keep track of. stick amber in deathfats and call it a day I say
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I agree. At this point it would be better to just keep her in a single thread. I don’t follow Chantal but I feel at this point she is more worthy of her own board than Amber is.
 
Amber and Chantal should switch places. Ambers is now the boring one and does nothing of interest and Chantal is the crazy loon who is constantly getting everyone talking. I bet that would piss Amber off. Not that Chantal should have her own board, but Amber barely does anything anymore and you could probably just have one thread for her now.
 
Collapse this rotting garbage heap. Amber is boring as fuck. And unless there is a good scandal like Becky and Rafe going full scorched earth on this fucking pig it's not worth suffering through her weekly smug cunt streams. I don't even watch Chantal and even I know that she's way more of a front page cow than Amber is.
 
TBH, I would support expanding more deathfats (heh) into subforums of Deathfats proper, including turning this into one, rather than collapsing the thread.

Fuckoff-huge 5000 page threads suck. Following them is terrible when missing a day puts you 20 pages behind. I gave up on Chantal's thread because I didn't read it for a couple days and suddenly it was unfollowable, and most of those posts aren't even interesting. Huge threads are horrible to search and keep track of occurrences in -- any common term will get thousands of hits. If Amberlynn was collapsed into a single thread, it'd be what -- 3k, 5k, 7k pages? 10k? Just unreadable, even when she's slowing down. Not to mention you'd get about 50 pages of "amber is so boring now!!!!!" for each time anything actually worthwhile comes up, and those are just the fucking worst.

Simultaneously, it's fair to note Amber doesn't necessarily deserve front page real estate at this point. The board collapsed into a thread would be unnavigatable, but the board as a front page board just exposes a slower cow to a noobier audience. It also creates the perceived unfairness with currently more popular cows like Chantal being confined to a single thread. I think the more reasonable path would be to move the Amber board from the main page to Deathfats as a subforum, and to create additonal Deathfats subforums for Chantal et al to organize those topics better.
 
January First powiedział(a):
I think the more reasonable path would be to move the Amber board from the main page to Deathfats as a subforum, and to create additonal Deathfats subforums for Chantal et al to organize those topics better.
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This is the way.

There's so much shit in the Amber board that collapsing it back to a thread would be a nightmare. However, keeping this boring-ass, house-bound, useless pile of stink and idiocy on the front page is pointless. Move her to a subforum in Deathfats where she belongs.
 
I had hope that things would get good after Becky dumped her comically oversized ass, but clearly I was wrong. Her content drought has lasted for nearly a year at this point and I've never seen this subfourm so slow. Wipey had potential to revive the amberverse at first, but it ending up being just a bunch of unwatchably boring streams.

I'm just not sure about how to do it. As others has said, theirs simply to much to collapse into a single thread and have it remain even remotely navigable.
 
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Arguing for waiting a bit longer. If it's condensed to a single thread now, it will be much harder to unfuck if she does something later. Off-topic but I also wonder if the Tranch shouldn't be a board.
 
I think it is going that way - I think Amber has burned herself out but cutting all her co-stars out and trying to become a one man show. She just does not have it - Her lease ends in January - I feel that 2022 is it for Amber
 
KiwiKunt!! powiedział(a):
I think it is going that way - I think Amber has burned herself out but cutting all her co-stars out and trying to become a one man show. She just does not have it - Her lease ends in January - I feel that 2022 is it for Amber
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I agree. Amber is a boring person in general. Now that she can't go out anywhere, and has lost her supporting cast, she is a flat line. I watch a recap of her boring lives here and there but even those a fizzling.
 
I wanted to give the subforum another chance with the new content of Becky dumping her and the whole Wifey thing. That was clearly a fool's errand. I wouldn't mind if most of the subforum was archived and the general discussion/says dumb shit on social media threads were moved to Deathfats. That or just make her a Deathfats subforum. She doesn't deserve her own special board and hasn't for a very long time.

I really wouldn't mind a subforum for Chantal, though. That thread moves so goddamned fast and Chantal is much more active and interesting than Amber is.
 
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