Should Big Al's board be collapsed to a single thread?

[Null]

Amberlynn has decided not to do anything ever again and is too fat and retarded to even be worth hate watching. Meanwhile, Chantal has started smoking meth for the amusement of all.

If we collapse her board, all threads are merged and reunified to a single thread, which will promptly be placed into Death Fats.

Discuss.

 

[Marissa Moira]

The thread would almost be the size of her if you did it.

 

[Lame Entropy]

I don't think Amberlynn has anything new to show us. She's inactive and socially isolated which sucks because a lot of the luls we used to get from her came from her interactions with others. All she can do at this point are dainty Mukbangs and hauls, shit we've seen hundreds of times. The only maybe interesting thing left that can happen is the wedding that won't happen and a health disaster but the bitch even managed to make cancer boring. Oh, and a laygzz reveal.

Virginlynn is Dead, Long Live Chadtal.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

Yes. I think some things should be kept in the Off Topic thread, such as Amber art, and possibly a megathread for Amber’s family and orbiters combined.

 

[Not Your Secret Santa]

Its ok Jersh, we get that you don't want to jerk off to AL anymore and you just want to karate your way into Chantals drug addled sex parties.

I'd say give it a month or two and if there are no new interesting developments just merge the board.

 

[Make Believe]

Yes

 

[Bloitzhole]

Do you have access to any stats regarding posts per day or similar measures that would give you an idea regarding the activity of that section over time? The AR section has accumulated 163K posts - the entire death fat sub-forum only has 25% more (200k).
I feel like this decision ought to be somewhat based on the level of the users' activity, rather than the cow's. If the AR section's activity has declined in sync with hers, then turning it into a thread is feasible. If activity has stayed comparatively high, then the users apparently still "require the space" so to speak, and the AR subforum should remain up until activity has declined to a level where a thread won't move at 500 posts a minute.

 

[Lame Entropy]

Do you have access to any stats regarding posts per day or similar measures that would give you an idea regarding subforum user activity over time? The AR subforum currently has 163K posts - the entire death fat subforum only has 25% more (200k).
I feel like this decision ought to be somewhat based on the level of the users' activity, rather than the cow's. If the AR section's activity has declined in sync with the hers, then turning it into a thread is feasible. If activity has stayed comparatively high, then the users apparently still "require the space" so to speak, and the AR subforum should remain up until activity has declined to a level where a thread won't move at 500 posts a minute.

I'd like to see stats as well but from what I can see her subforum used to blow up when she'd upload. It's currently comparatively dead.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

Josh should feed all the posts into her main thread. Make the gurl big and happy.

 

[krazy orange cat]

Is it possible to lock some of the threads, archive them and add a link to those archives in the OP so that the posts aren't lost but the discussion is restricted to a single thread? The information in some of the threads, like orbiters, is a big part of the ALR story but if every thread is collapsed into one the sheer size of it would be horrifying.

 

[Gregor Samsa]

I couldnt get past 2 minutes on her latest video. Chantal has spoiled us too much.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

How about we be proactive about this issue and get Amberlynn to mainline some heroin.

 

[Null]

Yes. I think some things should be kept in the Off Topic thread, such as Amber art, and possibly a megathread for Amber’s family and orbiters combined.

Is it possible to lock some of the threads, archive them and add a link to those archives in the OP so that the posts aren't lost but the discussion is restricted to a single thread? The information in some of the threads, like orbiters, is a big part of the ALR story but if every thread is collapsed into one the sheer size of it would be horrifying.

Can someone help me get a list of threads that'd we'd want to keep separate if there's a merge?

 

[Dyn]

If we collapse her board, all threads are merged and reunified to a single thread, which will promptly be placed into Death Fats.

I think you should move her main thread to deathfats then archive the board and make it a spergatory subforum like you did with the other boards that didn't work out.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

Can someone help me get a list of threads that'd we'd want to keep separate if there's a merge?

Thread 'Artberlynn: A gallery for art and such inspired by our favorite gorl

Thread 'Mamalynn and Papalynn: A History'

Thread 'Ann Doran leaks voice conversations between Amberlynn and Norma Jean.'

Thread 'How I entered the Amberland universe... the backstory'

(hope I did this right, if not will edit)

edit: It looks okay on my end. The last link is the most important.

 

[Artificial Baits]

Definitely but keep the Exception Haydurs as a separate thread (it's the best thing about the sub forum at this point)

 

[krazy orange cat]

Can someone help me get a list of threads that'd we'd want to keep separate if there's a merge?

Adding on to what @PotatoSalad4711 posted above:

Exceptional Haydurs of Facebook and Reddit

Fanmade Videos and the Haydur Nation (IMO this one should be in deathfats since many of them talk about Chantal and Amy more than they do Amber these days)

Official Nasty Thread for Nasty People

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Imagine how pissed off Hambo will be when she finds out all her boards have been merged. Her next video after that will be gold. Please, please merge them!

 

[Do I Have To?]

ALR is building up to something amazing, any minute now.

We got the wedding happening in a month, we got to get something out of that.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Chantal needs a subforum way more than ALR at this point, so yeah I think a collapse is in order. Btw, Wu and Yaniv's subforums are also pretty anemic.