Ralph's Fortieth Birthday Thread - Where did the time go?

[fggt_mcdckface]

Mundane Matt sends her regards.

 

[Butwhythough2]

Lordy lordy look who's forty!

Maybe I should have put "Lordy, Lordy look who's survived to turn 40

 

[Soft Boi]

Feliz cumpleaños bish

 

[cursed autist silver]

another ralphamale W

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

Poem I wrote for Ralph in the MATI thread. From the heart lol

Enjoy a wild stream of pills and Mexican drink
From a king of a man whose shit never stinks
The horrors of online politics he endures
House hot as hell, sunglasses indoors

Join Ralph for some sabrosa tacos in town
Make fun of losers online doubling down
Oh the kill stream a fantastic treat
Fuck trannies, niggers, and kill all pajeets!

 

[ConsentAccidentVictimNo98]

Let's just pretend it's for Ralph:

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

Was it all worth it, Ethan?

2:21

 

[Lip Glossary]

Happy birthday, you fat fuck. I would have gotten you a cake but I don't know where they sell sugar-free cakes at for diabetics.

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

Feliz cumpleaños El Cerdo de las Americas.

 

[I'll Call Now]

5 star birthdays baby!

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

I hope the weather is just right for his birthday party. I bet it ain't even hot outside.

 

[OutInTheRain]

Happy Birthday @theralph may today be filled with much self reflection.

Holy fuck Ralph looks rough. Don't do pills and don't be a fat fuck. He looks older than my senior citizen father.

On that same note, I didn't recognize Rackets in that picture at first. I'm so used to him looking gaunt and disheveled. He's aging like an AIDS patient. The both of them are starting to look like one of those timelapse mugshots of meth heads.

 

[Not Funny]

What's worse? Turning 40 in jail? Or turning 40 in a foreign country all alone because you have to run away from all your fiduciary responsibilities?

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

No way, Jerma985 wished Ralph happy birthday!

0:24

 

[WelperHelper99]

Ralph making it to 40. Man, that very much IS an achievement. 5 star days bish

 

[Feyd-Robert Rekieta]

Happy Birthday Retard

 

[squirrely dan]

Happy Birthday, bish. The Lisbon Cog debacle (aka Gunt Goes To Portugal part 2) was the reason I joined the Farms way back in the day so thank you for that you fat dipshit.

 

[Laburnum]

Happy birthday you old-ass gunt

 

[Strangolapreti]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S ONLY 40?!?

 

[Rage Pig]

Piggertits wants to thank all of you for your kind words. What a jolly old fellow!