Ralph's Fortieth Birthday Thread - Where did the time go?

[Sneed Force One]

Hopefully we'll see (what he thinks will be) his mid-life crisis arc.
More trashy hookers, more sex tourism, more chiquillas!

 

[MeltyTW]

Ralph's world has declined to the point the only thing noteworthy enough to still comment about and to feature is that he has managed to not kill himself or to piss off someone to the point of successfully and actively murdering him. He should have just gave us the big Donga style blow off and then maybe just spiral into insanity and die by cop on stream while in a manic state. Best to die the flame that burns twice as bright but half as long than linger as an unseen smoldering ember imo. I guess there's still time for Ralph to decide the federales are a bunch of hater ass bitches.

 

[Emir_Quesadilla]

How the hell is Ralph only 40? He looks like he is in his mid 60's.

 

[Major Child]

Here's a song for your special day, pig: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_P-v1BVQn8

 

[Peanut Butter in Peril]

Happy birthday Ralphamale. It's time to reclaim your title as the King of Kontent. Show us all you still got it and that age is just a number.

 

[Truly Rural]

I wish you a bday pillstream so awesome, so epic that you beat Josh and Jim's numbers combined, both in views and in real money. And if you die you would have lived.

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

Do the wigger jiggle to celebrate on your birthday stream Ralph, be a good little porch monkey.

Happy 5 star birthday bish!

 

[The Librarian]

Happy Birthday Ralph, go get drunk and take some pills, God will keep you alive at least another 10 years

 

[Drip Torch]

Another happy 40 years (15-20 realistically).
Opioids, xannies and booze is the diet of a real West Memphis kang!

 

[Law]

Happy four-oh to Christ's strongest soldier. Maybe he'll end up with five tits by the time he's fifty.

 

[JoeyJoJo]

Happy Birthday Ralph
Hope you have plenty of tortas and Modelo

 

[MexicanJumpingBeans]

Happy Birthday Ralphamale you should really celebrate by taking a nice trip to Portugal. I heard that faggot Warski was bad mouthing you again imagine how owned he would be if you went!

 

[Arkanoid]

Happy birthday Gunt, hope you get back on the irl stream grind every week and out live Cancer Man, PPP, Gator, Flam, A-A-Abortski, broke dick Josh and all the a-logs the world over. Love you my nigger.

 

[Philipp Amthor]

Happy birthday, Ralph. I am actually shocked you're only 40. I'd gave you late 40ies these days.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Ethan still holds the title for oldest looking 39-year-old I’ve ever seen in my life.

 

[Retrodogkiller]

How the hell is Ralph only 40? He looks like he is in his mid 60's.

Alcoholism, xanny abuse, obesity and living like a rage pig for 40 years will age any man hard.

Happy 40th Ralph, maybe you can find a Mexican hooker who'll let you eat the shit out of her ass.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh V4]

Happy birthday my KING, my LORD, my MENSCH.

 

[daniel day]

"We're like ham and cheese" is still the most romantic thing I've ever heard

You should send ralph a custom valentines card next year with that, Im sure there are plenty of designs to choose from.

 

[Sapphirus]

Hopefully A good time for him.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Given his health this has to be well over the mid-life mark.

There is only so much time to bring about that long promised but never delivered Gunt-Keffals team up!