Ralph's Fortieth Birthday Thread - Where did the time go?

[mindlessobserver]

Another happy 40 years (15-20 realistically).
Opioids, xannies and booze is the diet of a real West Memphis kang!

He can't die before Metokur. Pure rage will sustain him.

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

In a few hours it will be the start of Ralph's fortieth Birthday. This thread is to wish him a happy Birthday and discuss what he has accomplished in his time on this pale blue dot. Ralph is the first time I have ever witnessed an /x/ phenomena happen in real time courtesy of the medallion. It is honestly amazing that he can still survive streaming to 150 viewers or less.
Happy Birthday @theralph may today be filled with much self reflection.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ETHAN RALPH!
EDIT: Will he outlive the king (DSP)?

 

[ChromaQuack]

Why not post Ralph media you enjoy since he's not doing anything anymore?

0:17

This one still makes me laugh to this day.

 

[Um...]

Piggertits wants to thank all of you for your kind words. What a jolly old fellow!
Wyświetl załącznik 7941852

“all the kind words”? It’s fun to pretend, isn’t it?

“Ah’m being showered wif kind words and well-wishes and love on mah birfday,” totally not alone and isolated in a low budget third world rental thousands of miles from the USA and too broke to go anywhere or do anything, nooo totally not that!

 

[seigmeyer]

The ralpha saiyan turns 40 while the chemo casino MELTS DOWN and medocare DIES!!!

GAWDS PLAN! GAWDS PLAN!

 

[Killer Nigger Extreme]

Someone put a candle in his torta

 

[Don't care to know you]

I'll raise a cerveza while listening to my favorite song "Total Eclipse of the Shart". Happy rough 40 Gunt.

 

[Obscura539]

Ethan!

I want to wish you a very happy birthday. Thanks for all the antics and spectacles. You really added a little bit of extra fun wackiness during the weekday. Enjoy your day. We’re all here excitedly looking forward to the next 40 years. We all wish you a healthy life and hope you continue to hone your craft.

Best wishes.

 

[themanwithnogf]

I hope Ethan Ralph lives forever. He was never really alive after the Florida trip, but he isn't exactly dead either, a real living zombie.

 

[The Cheese Aisle]

40?! Holy shit that's a rough 40

 

[Brutality]

40?! Holy shit that's a rough 40

He doesn't look a day over 65

 

[else_letter]

Even as Ralph has lived a horrific nightmare life leaving many tragedies in his wake. I find it hard to outright despise him even if he deserves nothing but contempt. It felt a bit nostalgic to me watching his announcement vid on X

Spoiler: Announcement

2:52

Everything from the IBS days to living in his Mexican hell-shack popping pills and waiting for his addictions to kill him has been very entertaining.

Here's a classic.

1:37

I don't know why God keeps him here but maybe death would be too merciful.

 

[Small Hat Linux]

Just 40? Good Lord, he looks like he's pushing 60. Anyway, I don't know you, Ethan, but I hope you have a happy birthday nonetheless.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Happy birthday, corn boy.

 

[Harambe]

Ralph you’re a nigger and you look like you’re rotting from the inside and one day your skin will pop like an onions revealing that you’re actually a big ball of ants fighting over a moldy donut

You’ve looked like this for like 5 years so clearly it’s just an illusion, a trick of the light, and your continued survival is proof of your wisdom

 

[Genghis Hitler]

We love ya Ralph, Happy Birthday.

 

[Schpoots]

Happy birthday Ralph. You look like a donkey and you smell like one too.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Happy Birthday Ralph

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Mr. Ralph! Take my warmest regards!

 

[King Kiwi]

Happy booze day

Hey when are you going to get Chris on killstream