💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing Redditor who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger cuck visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron in third person on REDDIT. Wife's bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[TrainWreckWatcher]

"there's no way that butt-plug is coming out..."
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[MechanicusAdmin]

He's never letting her go. Fag loves fat.

Xitter / (unable to archive)

 

[RaptInPlastic]

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He's never letting her go. Fag loves fat.

Xitter / (unable to archive)

A chick being fat is neither here or there because 99% of them still have dozens of men who WOULD.
Meanwhile Rekieta is balding with hair that literally looks glued on, a fat rat snout of a nose, no bottom teeth, a straggly beard, girl shoulders, and a broken dick. He is fuck ugly. The fucking nerve of this faggot.
Still, he's had a bad week with more to come hopefully.

 

[Gothic Runes]

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Good fucking lord.

If you look in the mirror and see this thing staring back at you it's time to consider the rope.

 

[FookinShoite]

I swear half the time you guys post a picture of Nick from his stream I'm convinced it has to be AI. Then somebody posts a second one or a clip and I realize that he's become just a little less human since the last time I saw him.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

He thinks this makes him look oh so clever and makes him a master of the English language rather than making him look like a disingenuous, lying, weasel faggot

What makes it worse is that he only applies the "clever" outs and omissions to his use of language. He treats everyone else's language very broadly. To wit, when Alicia Sweep made statements to court about Nick not letting her look into his bedroom, he instantly accused her of lying and committing perjury. It didn't matter what she considered obstruction. he instantly jumped on "perjury" and "lie." When Aaron's lawyer said he couldn't verify if Dr. Steve had a medical license, Nick immediately went to "lied to the court." Contrast that with his reply to the detective about whether April slept at his house (he said "no" and claimed it was the truth - b/c they didn't sleep. Mr. Flaccid Coke Cock spent all night trying to get a boner.) And when his daughter tested positive for cocaine, he said the state wouldn't retest her and that he "couldn't get her tested because the state had custody." But omits the part where the daughter could obtain medical care if the grandparents thought it necessary. It only requires the slightest amount of common sense to know that when the kids were with the grandparents, the grandparents could seek medical care. Nick would have you believe that unless Alissa Sweep was in the home, all his children would die from lack of care because only the state could do it. He's an obtuse asshole and I'm not sure he's being clever or he's just that stupid. I leaning towards stupid the more he talks and keeps repeating the same debunked shit.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

 

[RaptInPlastic]

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Norwood 3 vertex heading for 4

 

[Penguin Soldier]

Nick doesn’t want an honest discussion he only wants to tire you out so you leave him alone.

Nick knows it's takes 1 seconds to lie, but it takes 1 minute to prove it's a lie. He can simply lie faster than you can prove him wrong, and will do so until you decide it's not worth the energy to keep proving him wrong.

 

[AltisticRight]

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Lol
Nice hair you have there, cuck.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

God damn, at least Toelogs know that even if Stel Toe is banned from YouTube, he will consistently stream somewhere in the morning. Rekieta alogs have to wait every full moon for some announcement on his Locals that he might stream or not. And even after that, you must endure the most boring show ever, with a screeching voice complaining about his personal woes that are miserable compared to any real woe out there.

Imagine how it is for his "fans." I prefer to waste my time commemorating my third world country's World Cup victory than this.

From the OP:

After a busy day doing… something other than law or show preparation (probably alcohol, cocaine, whippets, shrooms, or ketamine)… he straps into a chair in a windowless room in his basement at some point after 11 PM Central, snorts a line a cocaine, pours a bottle of liquor, licks the last drop off the neck (not necessary in that order), turns on the camera, and narcissistically vents to the Internet for 3 to 5 hours about the hardships of life as a rich kid, turned failed lawyer, turned streamer, turned probationary felon. The litany of complaints is often interspersed with crude, sexually charged attempts at humour; edgy use of slurs; opinions of his critics and him definitely NOT caring; flirting with hot, single, and gay internet catfish named Daniel Harris; and lazy takes on week-old stale news headlines. When he feels especially daring, he selects a particular target of his ire and commits one of the following: what might amount to legal defamation, talks about how his ex-swinging partner consumed his semen, the cooking/weight-lifting deficiencies of his former legal commentary streaming peers, or some random internet gutter drama.

I have said this before but Nick acts like a retarded Djinn where you have to phrase the question to be perfectly precise or else he will lie by omission. like asking to be rich for the rest of your life so the Djinn suffocates you under a pile of gold coins. If you ask Nick if his daughter tested positive for cocaine, he will deny it (she actually tested positive for cocaine metabolites you see)

He thinks this makes him look oh so clever and makes him a master of the English language rather than making him look like a disingenuous, lying, weasel faggot. Actually intelligent people will point out the flaws in your argument, show charity and improve your argument to be the strongest it can be and will still show how you are factually incorrect or how your logic doesn't work. Because they can actually argue and are looking beyond the words conveying the idea. They don't look for excuses to get out of having to actually answer.

People probably told him growing up that he would make a good lawyer as snide jab because he was such an insufferable cunt but he took it as a compliment/advice.

Not even. He is bound to no code--however perverted--except, 'Do what thou wilt'. He will pile on abstraction after abstraction to simply tire people of talking with him. Why do none of his former peers talk about him? He is nothing and no one reduced to gutter dramaspheres with Karens and SAHM's drinking wine.

Yes, his parents enabled this and continue to do so.

Nick doesn’t want an honest discussion he only wants to tire you out so you leave him alone.

and when he can't do that he will just start screaming at people like a toddler

"WE WERE IN A VERY ROMANTIC AND SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP"
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Nick knows it's takes 1 seconds to lie, but it takes 1 minute to prove it's a lie. He can simply lie faster than you can prove him wrong, and will do so until you decide it's not worth the energy to keep proving him wrong.

He has admitted he likes just disagreeing with people's foundational facts for 'fun' and watching them glitch out. 'The sky is blue! "I disagree!"', is an example he gave. He also said that if he can make the other person angry, he 'wins'.

He just wants to be a shitheel. Watching his streams from 2018-2019, he was at least much more articulate in trying to have a discussion.

What makes it worse is that he only applies the "clever" outs and omissions to his use of language. He treats everyone else's language very broadly. To wit, when Alicia Sweep made statements to court about Nick not letting her look into his bedroom, he instantly accused her of lying and committing perjury. It didn't matter what she considered obstruction. he instantly jumped on "perjury" and "lie." When Aaron's lawyer said he couldn't verify if Dr. Steve had a medical license, Nick immediately went to "lied to the court." Contrast that with his reply to the detective about whether April slept at his house (he said "no" and claimed it was the truth - b/c they didn't sleep. Mr. Flaccid Coke Cock spent all night trying to get a boner.) And when his daughter tested positive for cocaine, he said the state wouldn't retest her and that he "couldn't get her tested because the state had custody." But omits the part where the daughter could obtain medical care if the grandparents thought it necessary. It only requires the slightest amount of common sense to know that when the kids were with the grandparents, the grandparents could seek medical care. Nick would have you believe that unless Alissa Sweep was in the home, all his children would die from lack of care because only the state could do it. He's an obtuse asshole and I'm not sure he's being clever or he's just that stupid. I leaning towards stupid the more he talks and keeps repeating the same debunked shit.

He will say that is part of 'lawyering' and 'robust' defence when it is just base cowardly behaviour trying to avoid punishment and inflict suffering on his enemies.

 

[daniel day]

Can a poor nigger with a dayjob get a quick rundown on what fatkieta has been up to for the last like 100 pages? Im catching that Ralph did something funny and that there was some kind of leak?

 

[Leylon Sneed]

Can a poor nigger with a dayjob get a quick rundown on what fatkieta has been up to for the last like 100 pages? Im catching that Ralph did something funny and that there was some kind of leak?

Ralph dropped Scarlett's number, and started his own broke dick farms. Other than that nothing is happening.

 

[Folgers Can]

Inb4 Nick posts about how much he WANTED TO STREAM, but [insert excuse using muh keeds and muh hoor]

He doesn't even bother with those excuses anymore; now poor widdle babby just gets too depwessed to show up to work anymore, which would surely go over well if Mr. "It's Literally My Job" had an actual job-type job:

https://youtu.be/tasQy_uLq3A

Nice hair you have there, cuck.

How did it ever even cross his mind that going out of his way to this "intentional bedhead" look would ever be attractive to anybody? The only time in human history that anyone kinda-sorta made it work was only because sheer charisma made up for it, and Nick's skinwalking will always be lacking in that department...

 

[not william stenchever]

Can a poor nigger with a dayjob get a quick rundown on what fatkieta has been up to for the last like 100 pages? Im catching that Ralph did something funny and that there was some kind of leak?

He totalled his Nissan van hitting a large wheel loader that regularly crosses the highway near his house almost certainly through speeding/tweeting and he thinks he can sue the company big enough to build golf courses as a side gig. Three of his kids and ratwife in the van when it happened. Got out and yelled nonsense at the operator, naturally.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This continues to pulverize my ribs every time the light catches those faux rhinestones. Absolutely fucking hilarious that he doesn’t realize they’re ladies’ glasses.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=TuCwvCvqyjU
Nick’s version of this: “Kiwi Farmers are SO MAD I wear cool accessories! I’m a multi-millionaire stud!”

Has he worn his ladies’ frames since June 11th? Just curious if we managed to shame him out of his optical cross-dressing.

 

[Beavis]

That's enough Nick. It's time to shave and embrace your balding head.

 

[Yesididgeoff]

Can a poor nigger with a dayjob get a quick rundown on what fatkieta has been up to for the last like 100 pages? Im catching that Ralph did something funny and that there was some kind of leak?

He totalled his Nissan van hitting a large wheel loader that regularly crosses the highway near his house almost certainly through speeding/tweeting and he thinks he can sue the company big enough to build golf courses as a side gig. Three of his kids and ratwife in the van when it happened. Got out and yelled nonsense at the operator, naturally.

Check ITT for my AI take on this incident! I don’t want to spam my own slop

Nick is gonna be muzzled all summer when it comes to Aaron. Around the autumn equinox there will be a final decision on the HRO, and there will likely be much rejoicing. (Or seething in Nick’s case)

I’m thinking about making a video rendition of the 6/5 hearing, compiling all the reporting we have on it already, I figure I have all summer to do that while Nick can’t even talk about it

 

[waffle]

Does nobody else see the line where the grain of his hair changes? You can see it on his temples too when he looks forward. I don't know if he got a hair transplant or if he's been rocking some kind of hairpiece but it isn't natural IMO.

 

[Yesididgeoff]

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Does nobody else see the line where the grain of his hair changes? You can see it on his temples too when he looks forward. I don't know if he got a hair transplant or if he's been rocking some kind of hairpiece but it isn't natural IMO.

Where would he get those things? And how would he afford them?

Is there a Minneapolis version of Morrie from Goodfellas who sells wigs?

ETA … Oof