💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing Redditor who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger cuck visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron in third person on REDDIT. Wife's bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Yesididgeoff]

It's worse than that, unfortunately.
She couldn't find a real photo of Nick that matched her vision of him, so she used that gaping mouth cartoon in the upper middle.

If that’s Nick he’s in there twice. I saw the mugshot first.

I’m not sure who most of those people are.

The person to Nick’s left, looks like the spawn of Gollum and that orange woman from the new Star Wars movies

 

[RaptInPlastic]

It's worse than that, unfortunately.
She couldn't find a real photo of Nick that matched her vision of him, so she used that gaping mouth cartoon in the upper middle.

Interesting insight to how his remaining supporters think, they just pretend there's two versions of him and they like "good" Rekieta. Pathetic cope.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Hefty Hailey and Nitrous Nick are seething in obscurity as even someone as boring as Aaron Imholte is now surpassing them and getting partnership deals

Nick is jealous because aaron is better at streaming and better at fucking Kayla.

Hailey is jealous because Aaron got to eat Nick's goo.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Aaron is a lot of things. One of his few good character traits is he's willing to do work.

I heard he's also got a pretty sweet mouth.

 

[Lian Xing]

I heard he's also got a pretty sweet mouth.

Aaron is the subject of Carly Simon's "Nobody Does It Better."

 

[JamFlowMan]

Aaron is the subject of Carly Simon's "Nobody Does It Better."

And Nick thinks he's the subject of Carly Simon's "You're So Vain"

 

[Yesididgeoff]

Goes live 2300 CT. It is actually consistent with his YT banner—assuming he isn’t late again, which is never a good assumption…

He’s gone back to talking about Kate Peter like she’s Kate Smith—if he actually knows who she was. Kate’s been dog walking him on X during this latest campaign, though.

 

[AnOminous]

This degree of drug abuse is exhausting to even think about it. It really doesn't seem worth it to get so fucked up you need to do calculus with all the weird stuff you're putting into your system.

This fag literally turned paralyzed from nitrous abuse and somehow hasn't figured out his substance abuse is a serious problem, even after an automobile collision where he nearly killed his kids. He's beyond help.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick is streaming again.



Based on the topics, he is seething.

Nick will never get over Rumble’s rejection.

20 shorts a month is basically 1 per work day. Doesn't Aaron stream every day? I think he has the work ethic to clip one short from each of his shows. He has 3 shorts on YouTube from the last 24 hours so I don't think he's going to have any trouble.

No, no... You misunderstand. Nick is merely offended by the proposition that anyone would expect him to put in anything resembling a modicum (heehee 'cum'!) of effort to earn any measure of success rather than just handing it to him for free for being such a cool and funny guy!

 

[Swole McPole]

And Nick thinks he's the subject of Carly Simon's "You're So Vain"

You gave me a line when I was seven years old,
And I was still quite naive,
You said that I was your favourite child,
And that you would never leave,,
But you were posting to twitter while driving fast,
You saw it much too late to weave,
The doctor he said that my injuries were minor,
My injuries were minor

But You're My Dad,
You probably think this song is a love song...

 

[not william stenchever]

You gave me a line when I was seven years old,
And I was still quite naive,
You said that I was your favourite child,
And that you would never leave,,
But you were posting to twitter while driving fast,
You saw it much too late to weave,
The doctor he said that my injuries were minor,
My injuries were minor

But You're My Dad,
You probably think this song is a love song...

I am inspired to think of a song that is an example of Nick-to-Nick communication that requires no modification.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Nick is streaming again.

God damn, at least Toelogs know that even if Stel Toe is banned from YouTube, he will consistently stream somewhere in the morning. Rekieta alogs have to wait every full moon for some announcement on his Locals that he might stream or not. And even after that, you must endure the most boring show ever, with a screeching voice complaining about his personal woes that are miserable compared to any real woe out there.

Imagine how it is for his "fans." I prefer to waste my time commemorating my third world country's World Cup victory than this.

 

[Microplastics In My Blood]

Nick loves using technicalities because he can use it to claim that he always tells the truth even though he's being misleading.

Shit like
"I never said I didn't do coke, just that I wasn't an addict! I'm not an addict!"

He also gets off to it based on how gleefully he repeats the "the cop asked if she slept over. I said no because we didn't sleep that night" story.

I have said this before but Nick acts like a retarded Djinn where you have to phrase the question to be perfectly precise or else he will lie by omission. like asking to be rich for the rest of your life so the Djinn suffocates you under a pile of gold coins. If you ask Nick if his daughter tested positive for cocaine, he will deny it (she actually tested positive for cocaine metabolites you see)

He thinks this makes him look oh so clever and makes him a master of the English language rather than making him look like a disingenuous, lying, weasel faggot. Actually intelligent people will point out the flaws in your argument, show charity and improve your argument to be the strongest it can be and will still show how you are factually incorrect or how your logic doesn't work. Because they can actually argue and are looking beyond the words conveying the idea. They don't look for excuses to get out of having to actually answer.

People probably told him growing up that he would make a good lawyer as snide jab because he was such an insufferable cunt but he took it as a compliment/advice.

 

[Dimension Sniper]

Good fucking lord.

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

That's a "I've just woken up from a night of being aggressively penetrated by 5 random Somalians and I loved it" look if I've ever seen one.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

That's a "I've just woken up from a night of being aggressively penetrated by 5 random Somalians and I loved it" look if I've ever seen one.

It's the
"So. The fucked up situations you continually cause haven't gone the way you thought they would"
look.

 

[thebigdream]

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Good fucking lord.

Every time he streams he looks like he's put another fork in an electric socket

 

[RotPockets]

Good fucking lord.

"there's no way that butt-plug is coming out..."

 

[Dropa5pack]

I have said this before but Nick acts like a retarded Djinn where you have to phrase the question to be perfectly precise or else he will lie by omission. like asking to be rich for the rest of your life so the Djinn suffocates you under a pile of gold coins. If you ask Nick if his daughter tested positive for cocaine, he will deny it (she actually tested positive for cocaine metabolites you see)

He thinks this makes him look oh so clever and makes him a master of the English language rather than making him look like a disingenuous, lying, weasel faggot. Actually intelligent people will point out the flaws in your argument, show charity and improve your argument to be the strongest it can be and will still show how you are factually incorrect or how your logic doesn't work. Because they can actually argue and are looking beyond the words conveying the idea. They don't look for excuses to get out of having to actually answer.

People probably told him growing up that he would make a good lawyer as snide jab because he was such an insufferable cunt but he took it as a compliment/advice.

Nick doesn’t want an honest discussion he only wants to tire you out so you leave him alone.

 

[Microplastics In My Blood]

Nick doesn’t want an honest discussion he only wants to tire you out so you leave him alone.

and when he can't do that he will just start screaming at people like a toddler

"WE WERE IN A VERY ROMANTIC AND SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP"