💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing Redditor who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger cuck visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron in third person on REDDIT. Wife's bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Oxyjen]

I don’t know how the algorithm made the leap from me occasionally watching videos with “Rekieta” in the title to recommending an interview with the owner of Hedonism II but here we are.

 

[Yesididgeoff]

OK I am a beginner AI slop artist but I gotta start somewhere. Enjoy

3:39

 

[Terror_Mouse]

I wonder if the Rumble creator studio can just AI you clips based on people's watch time of your long form stuff, chat impressions/super chats, key words. Because if it can do something like that, 20 clips should be easy for a daily show.

 

[Yesididgeoff]

He has, or at least he threatened @elb

I’d forgotten that!

it’s weird when Nick talks about how he likes to make fun of people on the internet, and claims he doesn’t mind the same coming back at him because it’s good content for everyone to enjoy.

But he doesn’t really live up to that. He will seethe if you get too much on target with him. And he’s not above getting the content removed—usually in some weaselly way that gives him plausible deniability.

 

[Vibralldo]

I’d forgotten that!

it’s weird when Nick talks about how he likes to make fun of people on the internet, and claims he doesn’t mind the same coming back at him because it’s good content for everyone to enjoy.

But he doesn’t really live up to that. He will seethe if you get too much on target with him. And he’s not above getting the content removed—usually in some weaselly way that gives him plausible deniability.

Nick's a liar with no principles. He just says what he thinks will serve him best at the time without actually believing it.

"Publicly stream all trials, I am a free speech absolutist" when he's profiting off livestream trials, "my court case is private and you have no right to see it" when it's him on the chopping block.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Nick's a liar with no principles. He just says what he thinks will serve him best at the time without actually believing it.

"Publicly stream all trials, I am a free speech absolutist" when he's profiting off livestream trials, "my court case is private and you have no right to see it" when it's him on the chopping block.

But sometimes he is an accidental truth teller
"There is a government conspiracy involving me" as he tries to garner sympathy for the fact that he habitually takes the worst possible choice available to him and then state of MN sweeps it up for him.

 

[Vibralldo]

But sometimes he is an accidental truth teller
"There is a government conspiracy involving me" as he tries to garner sympathy for the fact that he habitually takes the worst possible choice available to him and then state of MN sweeps it up for him.

Nick loves using technicalities because he can use it to claim that he always tells the truth even though he's being misleading.

Shit like
"I never said I didn't do coke, just that I wasn't an addict! I'm not an addict!"

He also gets off to it based on how gleefully he repeats the "the cop asked if she slept over. I said no because we didn't sleep that night" story.

 

[Chode]

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Nick will never get over Rumble’s rejection.

Surely this will be the end of that dastardly steel toe! He'll never make that many shorts in a month!

Just two weeks? Dang it! Another win for the toe!

 

[Vibralldo]

Surely this will be the end of that dastardly steel toe! He'll never make that many shorts in a month!
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Just two weeks? Dang it! Another win for the toe!

This is what Nick sees every time he closes his eyes

 

[Terror_Mouse]

Just two weeks? Dang it! Another win for the toe!

Aaron is a lot of things. One of his few good character traits is he's willing to do work. Now, it's stupid work. But it's work.

 

[Beavis]

Surely this will be the end of that dastardly steel toe! He'll never make that many shorts in a month!
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Just two weeks? Dang it! Another win for the toe!

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!

 

[Yesididgeoff]

I don’t know what Ox is posting about here but I think this is a one-dimensional vertical chart of importance for various figures, with higher figures being more important than lower ones.

Nick’s mugshot appears below the middle line.

But Nick is referring to the image of Adolf as his own—which is below Nick’s mugshot.

 

[Dimension Sniper]

Nick’s mugshot appears below the middle line.

But Nick is referring to the image of Adolf as his own—which is below Nick’s mugshot.

We're at the point where I legitimately can't tell if that's the joke or if Nick is just so brain damaged that he didn't see his own mugshot there.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

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I don’t know what Ox is posting about here but I think this is a one-dimensional vertical chart of importance for various figures, with higher figures being more important than lower ones.

Nick’s mugshot appears below the middle line.

But Nick is referring to the image of Adolf as his own—which is below Nick’s mugshot.

"line of importance"

Rekieta confirmed as a side character even for this sow.

 

[Saylos]

Nick's a liar with no principles. He just says what he thinks will serve him best at the time without actually believing it.

"Publicly stream all trials, I am a free speech absolutist" when he's profiting off livestream trials, "my court case is private and you have no right to see it" when it's him on the chopping block.

Yep. Just ask Eric July when he tossed the nigga overboard in favor of Juju.

 

[Vibralldo]

"line of importance"
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Rekieta confirmed as a side character even for this sow.

None of these people should be above the line of importance

 

[Saylos]

Imagine getting bodied by this guy:

Now imagine being the guy stupid enough to hook up with the guy who got bodied by fucking Steel toe.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Imagine getting bodied by this guy: Wyświetl załącznik 9188093

Now imagine being the guy stupid enough to hook up with the guy who got bodied by fucking Steel toe.

Nick's a cock sucking faggot who destroyed his family to suck this man's dick if you wanna know the truth about it

 

[Curious George Jetson]

"line of importance"
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Rekieta confirmed as a side character even for this sow.

It's worse than that, unfortunately.
She couldn't find a real photo of Nick that matched her vision of him, so she used that gaping mouth cartoon in the upper middle.

 

[not william stenchever]

Imagine getting bodied by this guy: Wyświetl załącznik 9188093

Now imagine being the guy stupid enough to hook up with the guy who got bodied by fucking Steel toe.

Wenches hear that there is a goofy looking wizard who got fired from his job doing a farsqueaker broadcast reading the news and entertaining the peasants on their morning field shifts and now does an orbcast for a small audience and they say "Hot wizards in my area, indeed." The guy who the Bailiff let pretend to be a barrister until he got behind on dues also cannot resist the urge to ponder the wizard's orb, to a frankly concerning degree.