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[Superior Watermelon]

And, for the record, they worship Gerballah.

I know we aren't supposed to depict him in images but...

 

[Jaimas]

I know we aren't supposed to depict him in images but...

According to the Mouselim at my place, depictions of the Prophet Mousehommed and Gerballah are not actually forbidden, and are, in fact, the result of trends that occured over the last 60 years or so - prior to that, such depictions were fair game, and were done for over a thousand years. It's literally just preference. There's no doctrine behind it. You can debate this and say that he's wrong, but he's a servant of Gerballah himself, so I'm inclined to agree.

 

[BillRiley]

According to the Mouselim at my place, depictions of the Prophet Mousehommed and Gerballah are not actually forbidden, and are, in fact, the result of trends that occured over the last 60 years or so - prior to that, such depictions were fair game, and were done for over a thousand years. It's literally just preference. There's no doctrine behind it. You can debate this and say that he's wrong, but he's a servant of Gerballah himself, so I'm inclined to agree.

That's true. There's nothing in the Volan or the Cheedith about depictions of Prophet Mousehommed. It's largely a cultural thing.

 

[Sammy]

That's true. There's nothing in the Volan or the Cheedith about depictions of Prophet Mousehommed. It's largely a cultural thing.

According to the Mouselim at my place, depictions of the Prophet Mousehommed and Gerballah are not actually forbidden, and are, in fact, the result of trends that occured over the last 60 years or so - prior to that, such depictions were fair game, and were done for over a thousand years. It's literally just preference. There's no doctrine behind it. You can debate this and say that he's wrong, but he's a servant of Gerballah himself, so I'm inclined to agree.

I know we aren't supposed to depict him in images but...

And, for the record, they worship Gerballah.

Pretty sure they're called Mouslelims.

This thread has just become the best thread ever.

 

[Christ-Chan]

This thread has just become the best thread ever.

Huh, that's usually what people say when I stop posting. Freaky

 

[CWCissey]

Huh, that's usually what people say when I stop posting. Freaky

All it it took was blasphemous puns!

 

[Gothicserpent]

This is what Jace actually believes.

 

[BillRiley]

This is what Tyce actually believes.

 

[The Mass Debater]

This is what Eli actually believes.

 

[The Mass Debater]

And this is what's actually happening, staring Zeb the cat!

 

[Puppies.]

In an effort to increase the quality of WikiHow, I've made my inaugural article a guide to recapturing mice in a way I think Jace would be proud of. The WikiHow spergs have already passed through and edited it for clarity, of course.

http://www.wikihow.com/Capture-an-Escaped-Pet-Mouse

 

[DeagleDad420]

In an effort to increase the quality of WikiHow, I've made my inaugural article a guide to recapturing mice in a way I think Jace would be proud of. The WikiHow spergs have already passed through and edited it for clarity, of course.

http://www.wikihow.com/Capture-an-Escaped-Pet-Mouse

The sad thing is this honestly isn't that bad compared to some WikiHow articles I've read.

 

[Puppies.]

The sad thing is this honestly isn't that bad compared to some WikiHow articles I've read.

Don't worry, we've got a thread for that for some reason: http://cwckiforums.com/threads/laughable-wikihow-guides.4356

 

[KawaiiChrisChan]

In an effort to increase the quality of WikiHow, I've made my inaugural article a guide to recapturing mice in a way I think Jace would be proud of. The WikiHow spergs have already passed through and edited it for clarity, of course.

http://www.wikihow.com/Capture-an-Escaped-Pet-Mouse

You forgot the vague manga-esque illustrations.

 

[Puppies.]

You forgot the vague manga-esque illustrations.

I'm working on it, dammit! Get off my back!!!1!11 #fukudad #parnked

 

[StallChaser]

You forgot the vague manga-esque illustrations.

Quick, someone find some photos and trace them.

 

[Mauvman Shuffleboard]

Phase 1 is complete.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Obviously the only person who can rehabilitate these Islams is Pastor Faggot. Jace should drop them off at the good Pastor's house to be converted.

 

[The Dude]

Phase 1 is complete.

"Leading experts."

 

[DeagleDad420]

NOTICE:
There is a brief and excellently informative summary of the entire MICIS saga availible here. This should be helpful for those who aren't ready or willing to read 24 pages to bring themselves up to speed. Thanks to Mauvman Shuffleboard for the summary, he said he will try and keep it updated as much as possible.

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