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[Sammy]

So, much like Chris, Jace's friends are seeing him for who he really is and are starting to turn on him.

Nah. Jace had friends. Shallow friends who basically wanted companionship for drug abuse and video game playing, but friends none the less.

Chris has always been on his oddy knocky, with his galpals taking pity on the poor sod ( or being paid off by Bob ), and inviting him to a birthday or tolerating his Sonichu sperging, but nobody was ever truly a friend to Chris. Except maybe for Alec Benson Leary.

So Colby's proved he's the sanest member of the group so far. I guess the free ditch weed wasn't enough compensation to put up with Jace's periodic chimp-outs. So, any bets on whose next?

Eli.
Kyle will stick around because Jace is a client. Tyce literally has nothing else in his life than Jace. Eli's been stranded overseas while Jace destroys his home, turning it into a weed farm, filling it with wild animals and smashing holes in the walls due to his paranoid delusions, effectively turning it into an excerpt from the film Mouse Hunt. And you can bet there's no often promised Xbox One at the end of Eli's adventures. Jace will withhold it because Eli didn't finish his mission, or because they argued and Jace is being a little shit, or just in general because Jace is a giant shit. I'd be surprised if Eli didn't throttle the commander as his first act once on American soil again.

 

[Kosher Dill]

God, I really hope we get some footage of this "intense and weird" mice situation. I can only imagine what the battlefield in Eli's house must look like by now.

 

[Payday]

So Colby's proved he's the sanest member of the group so far. I guess the free ditch weed wasn't enough compensation to put up with Jace's periodic chimp-outs. So, any bets on whose next?

Eli if only because he's been on a bullshit quest in Israel for the past five months.

 

[KingofManga420]

Eli if only because he's been on a bullshit quest in Israel for the past five months.

I would agree if he hasn't been there for five months already.

 

[Superior Watermelon]

Eli if only because he's been on a bullshit quest in Israel for the past five months.

Jace will make sure Eli will owe him for life he extracts him from Israel

 

[niggers]

i'm just amazed someone thought jace was intimidating to be honest

 

[Randall Fragg]

I suspect that Colby and Jace will make up once Jace goes back on the meds. Either that or we'll see a "Trial of Colby" where Colby will one up Tyce.

 

[Morbid Boredom]

i'm just amazed someone thought jace was intimidating to be honest

You don't personally know many mentally ill people, I take it.

 

[niggers]

You don't personally know many mentally ill people, I take it.

i've also seen the commander pass out and pee himself before hitting 25 pushups

like maybe with a gun or knife or a bigass jug of jenkem jace could be scary but it'd have a) not be plastic and b) not be a bread knife glued to a stick

edit: or i guess if you didnt know him the crazy guy in shades yelling about muslim ebola could be intimidating but colby's been tagging along in the deagle nation adventure for a while

 

[Superior Watermelon]

i've also seen the commander pass out and pee himself before hitting 25 pushups

like maybe with a gun or knife or a bigass jug of jenkem jace could be scary but it'd have a) not be plastic and b) not be a bread knife glued to a stick

edit: or i guess if you didnt know him the crazy guy in shades yelling about muslim ebola could be intimidating but colby's been tagging along in the deagle nation adventure for a while

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the United States Marines, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Gamerfood, and I have over 5 confirmed pushups. I am trained in piss warfare and I’m the top Doritos® commander in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will piss on you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting CIAdude420 and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, faggot. The storm that pisses all over the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my lazy eye. Not only am I extensively trained in gun kata, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Army Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the internet., you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury in a bottle and you will huff it. You’re fucking dead, gamerfood.

 

[FramerGirl420]

i've also seen the commander pass out and pee himself before hitting 25 pushups

like maybe with a gun or knife or a bigass jug of jenkem jace could be scary but it'd have a) not be plastic and b) not be a bread knife glued to a stick

Wow false flags dude. That knife was fucking TAPED not glued. Like, learn some respect.

 

[Gothicserpent]

We are witnessing a very different backstory for the Secret of NIMH.

Holy shit this is the Secret of Nimh.

RUN MRS. BRISBY, RUN!!!

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

i'm just amazed someone thought jace was intimidating to be honest

With many mentally ill people it's the level of detachment from reality that's scary. I'm guessing Jace went into full Stryker mode while barking orders at Colby. It's one thing to have a guy on his cell say "Take some of our drug money and buy mcnuggets and mice" but it's another when he's in the room saying "GET THOSE MCNUGGET FILLED MICE SOLDIER! WE'RE SURROUNDED BY TANGOS AND THIS IS ONLINE! AND OR SUCH"

 

[Burned Man]

Eli questioned Jace's sanity in a tweet from Israel and he didn't get excommunicated. I guess he gets a little more leeway, being a an overseas operative.

No he just said Jace had a lazy eye and the Commander knowingly left him to die and declared himself god. If it wasn't for the Deagle Nation rebellion forcing Jace to save Eli he might have left him there permanently. Of course Eli hasn't been heard from in a while so perhaps the secret of the lazy eye is gone for ever.

 

[Gothicserpent]

No he just said Jace had a lazy eye and the Commander knowingly left him to die and declared himself god. If it wasn't for the Deagle Nation rebellion forcing Jace to save Eli he might have left him there permanently. Of course Eli hasn't been heard from in a while so perhaps the secret of the lazy eye is gone for ever.

Didn't Tyce confirm that Jace has a lazy eye?

 

[Burned Man]

Didn't Tyce confirm that Jace has a lazy eye?

I believe it has been said by many people many times including Tyce during his trial.

 

[Ivan Komarov]

Didn't Tyce confirm that Jace has a lazy eye?

reposting

Spoiler

See the nation of the deagles
hides in darkness in the depths
see gun kata in every shadow
on the wind I smell his dank

Lazyeye I found his weakness
Lazyeye he'll be a hadji
Lazyeye no time for pranking
but a puking fit will bring him to his knees

You'll never know how he jerked it
to anime as a child
you'll never know how it feels to be the dream
thats's left behind
You'll never know the days, the nights,
the tears, the tears he's cried
but now his Tyce has come
and Tyce, Tyce is not on your side

He parkours through massachusetts
feel his presence in the crowd
juggalos they gather around him
if I had him I wouldn't let him out

Lazyeye he's Jace, commander
Stolen cars take him to the spot
Lazyeye I'll nine his eleven
it'll take forever to smoke
all his pot

You'll never know how he jerked it
to anime as a child
you'll never know how it feels to be the dream
and be denied
It's an easy money trap
I've got for you tonight
Jihad it's a kiss, this time I won't miss
now I've got you in my sight
With a Lazyeye, lazy, lazyeye
with a lazyeye, lazyeye.

 

[Jaimas]

Thanks to advice from the CWCki, I have been conducting experiments on Islamice.

I have learned it's possible for Islamice and non-Muslims to co-exist peacefully.

 

[Christ-Chan]

Thanks to advice from the CWCki, I have been conducting experiments on Islamice.

I have learned it's possible for Islamice and non-Muslims to co-exist peacefully.

Pretty sure they're called Mouslelims.

 

[BillRiley]

Pretty sure they're called Mouslelims.

And, for the record, they worship Gerballah.