MAKE CHILI WITH ME & GIRLFRIEND REACTS TO MY MAKEOVER | 12.13.2020 - Lynnmas Day 13- "Becky is the fussiest eater I've met", another product review, Amber acknowledges that she's really pale, and CheefLynn.

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"I'm waiting until closer to xmas to wear the eareens." How fucking close do you need to be, and wasn't the point of 25 days of that junk to wear them through the xmas season? FFS.

No, this is not the point where "all YTers" reach their slump during vlagmas. Just because you're a lazy, boring bitch doesn't mean everyone else is.

Yet another lesbian-affirming piece of clothing for Becky. Look, Big Al, people who are secure in themselves don't have to proclaim (thing) al the fucking time. Just because you are insecure doesn't mean Becky is, and even if she is, you could put just a tad more thought into gifts for someone you supposedly care so much about.

Big Al, jewelry reviewer: the eareens today have a "blue moment". You need to lose the word "moment".

Big Al dissing the candy that D&D brought over for Becky's birthday tasting like chemicals. Come on, Big Al. WTF do you think is in much of the crap you eat?

Quality content: Big Al filming her phone, where she is playing some food-related game.

Big Al eating Panera broc-cheese soup. It's "just a weird thing" that she add chips to the soup. Way to ruin a perfectly good bowl of soup with oil and salt.

They just got up from a nap, because they're both just so exhausted due to their packed schedule.

Big Al does makeup and I zoned out. Something something actually blah blah. You could lose the word actually and all the various inflections you give it.

Big Al bitching about Becky being a picky eater. Look in the meer, Big Al.

Big Al facetimes Becky while Becky is driving to get ground turkey. And Becky fucking answers. WTF didn't you go with her if you wanted to keep tabs on her?

That abomination is not chili. It is salt on salt on salt on salt on chili pepper soup. Chili does not have mushrooms. Or chickpeas. Or an assload of garlic (and I love garlic, but that's too fucking much). You don't need a packet of chili seasoning if you're adding salt, garlic, pepper, onions, cumin, and cayenne on your own. Nobody is "obsessed" with your bullshit soup, Big Al.

I can just imagine the residents around her, who probably keep normal human schedules, feeling the vibrations as Big Al stomps around the apartment, and hearing the screeching, the cackling, and all the other assorted noises she makes because she doesn't know what a fucking inside voice is or any concern that other people are trying to sleep while she's yelling at Becky over Facetime and boiling slop to death just after midnight.

As a side note, when exactly did she slip into total holler grammar by using don't instead doesn't? "It don't (whatever.)." "Becky don't like that." DOESN'T, GrammarLynn, who claims to be oh so fucking passionate about words.

She started off this vlog by bitching about how onerous vlogmas is. That's a sign of imminent failure.

Another nothing of a vlog, She truly is becoming housebound. Couchbound - could it be far away? :optimistic:
 
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I never almost drownded powiedział(a):
Is ALR that worried Becky is going to see some unknown blood-relative waddling out of Walmart and start a passionate love affair?
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My guess is that other deathfats are contacting Becky and trying to take her away from Amber. Not because Becky is a sexy lezbeen, but because she's a perfect slave and enabler. Deathfats really appreciate these qualities. Becky is very well trained, totally broken, with zero self respect: a piss-mopping genderless subhuman blob. In other words: ten out of ten. So Hamber's suspicions and jealousy-fuelled controlling behaviour is somehow understandable.
 
That chili looks like the contents of a colostomy bag burst into a pot and then, reacting to the sheer stench erupting from it, someone vomited into the pot and they just said: "Fuck it" and put the lid on to cook a delicious mil'

I'm not trying to be disgusting, I can't think of anything else that reminds me of beyond feces and vomit. It barely resembles food. How can you make what is in essence a soup and think it's chili AND eat it with it looking like that?

This does go part way to addressing all of the "where does all the grocery food go?!" comments, however. This is where the groceries go. They go into a big pot that Hammy makes into hog feed and then her and Thumbster sit at their respective troughs and lap it into their distended, rotting mouths.

I'm enjoying this slop renaissance. Keep cooking Amber, I want to market a cookbook aimed at housebound planetoids who want to maximise their calories consumed to dollars spent.
 
I never almost drownded powiedział(a):
How fucking co-dependent do you have to be to spend literally every single waking moment together and sleeping, from the pillow mountain and chair in Beckstar's room and still need to FT in the one hour a day the Thumb can get to herself?
Is ALR that worried Becky is going to see some unknown blood-relative waddling out of Walmart and start a passionate love affair?
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It's not that complicated. It's how Amber shops. She forgot something and had to FT shit-dick because she was vlogeeeen.
But now that I think about it, Amber being less mobile than EVER... Yeah there may be some validity to the whole "worried about mah caretaker" talk.
 
The bar is incredibly low but of all the chillis that Amber has made I would say that is the one I'd probably pick to eat if I had a gun to my head
 
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The soupiness isn't the problem. It's the sodium overload. She puts in canned beans with salt. Canned mushrooms with salt. Chicken broth with salt. Spice packet with salt. And then she adds onion salt... twice! And finishes it up with some nice SALTINES!
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"I'm so swollen and have heartburn from water, guys. It's the pH in the water."

I'm pretty sure it's the fact that you douse everything in salt and hot sauce. 😂
 
What happend to Becky's fucking health problems last year? How do you gain 50lbs and decide you can eat massive amounts of salt again all day long?
 
The sad thing is that chili is embarrassingly easy to make and she still fucks it up. She has no palette, no sense of what homecooking should look like, no clue what works together and what doesn’t, the only thing that guides her in the kitchen is MOAR.
Maybe if her beloved methmom had been home more often, but I doubt she knows how to put a meal together herself that doesn’t consist of hardcore drugs and vodka
 
I said in the past that Amber was not a picky eater. I take it back. She is indeed picky. She likes only very salty or spicy concoctions like this abomination, very bland food like white rice, or fried beige food like McNuggets. She has not developed a palate to appreciate complex taste as in traditional Japanese or Mediterranean food for example.
 
mekalekahi powiedział(a):
What happend to Becky's fucking health problems last year? How do you gain 50lbs and decide you can eat massive amounts of salt again all day long?
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I wouldn't put it past her to have the mindset of 'The meds will handle it.'

Kind of how you see a lot of morbidly obese older (and older being relative, think 50s) people with all of the pills they have to take and mobility aids they have to use, tolerating all of the health issues they have, rather then make a real effort to change their lifestyle and health habits.
 
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a piss-mopping genderless subhuman blob.
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