MAKE CHILI WITH ME & GIRLFRIEND REACTS TO MY MAKEOVER | 12.13.2020 - Lynnmas Day 13- "Becky is the fussiest eater I've met", another product review, Amber acknowledges that she's really pale, and CheefLynn.

[SnarlieNarlie]

Gooorl, ...it is not a compliment if your partner tells you that you do not look like yourself anymore as soon as you put on a few drops of foundation and some blush.
Becky is telling you to stay true to yourself and not try to cover up your normally zombiesque skin condition.

 

[January Cyst]

I wouldn’t get too excited. She was alluding to the fact that she’s about had it with Lynnmas. Also, Becky looked incredibly thumby during the FaceTime
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Becky looks like she has downs here, that's terrible.

 

[burntgrilledcheese]

Didn't they just show a grocery 'haul' with like ten different types of turkey meat? They really need more? I would love a genuine measurement of how many pounds of food they consume per week, just for morbid fascination. 80 pounds of turkey, 48 eggs, six gallons of milk, etc.

 

[Goalweight170]

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That is all.

That is the face I make when my Husband is buried in my pussy with his fingers in my ass.

 

[MrsLoveMom]

WTF are they so tired from? They do nothing but eat! YouTubing is NOT a real job!

If she loves chips in her cheese soup, why not just eat chips and cheddar dip like you're really doing, ALR?

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

WTF are they so tired from? They do nothing but eat! YouTubing is NOT a real job!

If she loves chips in her cheese soup, why not just eat chips and cheddar dip like you're really doing, ALR?

Tired from being...tired. Neither hambeast is receiving adequate oxygen to their organs and not performing enough physical activity to help boost said supply

It's a sad spiral. "I'm sweepy so I'll sleep and feel better" but instead of using that energy boost to MOVE, they fucking CONSOOOOOOOOOM

You HAVE to make a conscious effort, change, to break the cycle. These two will not wake up one day.

 

[Owlflaps]

It never ceases to disgust me when I see the hog cook her slop. Amber's chili only slightly looks different than the mess she expelled in the fags' toilet that one fateful evening.

 

[dingobaby]

It bothers me the way Amber tries to goad Becky into doing things. (do a jig, Becky, do a jig!) When Becky gets a phonecall and lets it go this is Amber's smug ass mug while saying "ohhh maybe you should have answered it", almost staring her down. This coming from a person with CrIpPliNg PhOnE AngZitEeE.

Gorl is probably just jealous Becky got a phone call.

 

[Pepper Jack]

Nothing like making a pot of slop at midnight. My guess is they "napped" most of the day and now are eating "dinner" at midnight.

Also, how pathetic is this vlogmas. She has eateen herself into almost immobility so we are getting 13 days of Vlogmas with her shelf ass glued to the couch.

 

[Sodium-King-90]

WTF are they so tired from? They do nothing but eat! YouTubing is NOT a real job!

Tired from that two night squishy lesbian foursome with Dana and Destiny

 

[MrsLoveMom]

Becky looks like she has downs here, that's terrible.

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Honestly, I think that looks more like Desty.

 

[January Cyst]

Honestly, I think that looks more like Desty.

Density and Becky look more or less the same, like fridge abd hamber
I suppose Density is like the handsome Squidward version of Becky.

 

[burntgrilledcheese]

WTF are they so tired from? They do nothing but eat! YouTubing is NOT a real job!

If she loves chips in her cheese soup, why not just eat chips and cheddar dip like you're really doing, ALR?

Being super morbidly obese is exhausting. It makes you feel like shit day in, day out. Constantly ill, short of breath, easily worn out, etc. No sympathy here of course, they brought it upon themselves.

 

[Meygen]

The blatant fake and patronising concern about beckys tiredness was annoying.. because you know for a fact she doesn't ask her how she's doeeeen off camera.

 

[Luna Mothews]

LOL at amber looking like a 1900’s fat lady at a freak show with her makeup
Also the food aggression moment when Amber finds out Becky has tried a Candy from Walmart that Ambers never heard of.

 

[Smoovy Jay]

Amber isn't quite as bad as the pore pail princesses on Reddit but we get it Amber, you're pale. It's almost winter where you are. I wanted to smack her with that foundation brush for rubbing it into her face like that. Buff it, you fucking idiot. And that blush just added to her jaundice-y look. Bitch needs to learn her undertones. And lose 400 pounds.

Spoiler: PL about Rare Beauty for the makeup enthusiasts

That foundation brush is fantastic. Very dense and buffs foundation in beautifully. I got a sample of two of the liquid blushes and that shit is pigmented and you need to blend quickly (which Amber didn't which was why it looked like shit on her).

FaceTime is such shitty quality, how in the world could Thumb tell she looks different? Or it wasn't the makeup and was the awful FaceTime shadows just makes Amber's sallowness look worse.

 

[krazy orange cat]

Amber really missed the chance to do "Elf on the Ass Shelf" for vlogmas. "Sitting on my Ass Shelf" is boring as hell. Remove the Christmas decor and you'd be hard pressed to tell these are during Christmas time.

FaceTime is such shitty quality, how in the world could Thumb tell she looks different? Or it wasn't the makeup and was the awful FaceTime shadows just makes Amber's sallowness look worse.

Becky doesn't need to see Amber, she just goes with the script that she already knows.

 

[marjoram]

The final product:

Spoiler: Becky's obsessed with this

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'Course Thumby is obsessed with FatAl's slop. Duncha remember when Al made it back at the fag shanty and the Thumb was so excited she did that totally spontaneous and not at all scripted and poorly acted arm pump? Yeah, Thumby loves that stuff.

 

[Jizzrag]

Becky totally came up with the “no eyebrows!” right then and there. Which Amber found hillarious! Definitely not planned.

 

[dfranki723]

WTF are they so tired from? They do nothing but eat! YouTubing is NOT a real job!

If she loves chips in her cheese soup, why not just eat chips and cheddar dip like you're really doing, ALR?

I mean, I don't like Youtubers generally but if she actually put even a tenth of the effort some of them do into their own content, it could kinda be considered a shitty part time job on her end but we know she'd never take it that seriously.

She doesn't understand why people don't respect her as a ''vlogger'' or a ''content creator'' despite the bare minimum shlock she puts out.

It's fucking stupid really, she has all the time and spare cash to actually create high quality videos (let's ignore her God awful personality for a sec) she could travel, experience things, even create her own at-home-gym (people would actually watch her workout and they'd compliment her for trying like they did in the past), she could buy costly ingredients and actually learn to cook and I'm sure her audience would start supporting her but nope.

Bad lighting, shit appearance, arrogance, lies, laziness and general shittiness reigns supreme.