MAKE CHILI WITH ME & GIRLFRIEND REACTS TO MY MAKEOVER | 12.13.2020 - Lynnmas Day 13- "Becky is the fussiest eater I've met", another product review, Amber acknowledges that she's really pale, and CheefLynn.

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She's gonna quit, talking bollocks about wanting to just chill.. Your entire existence is nothing but chilling.
 
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Jack Scallafini is envious of that arm motion she's showing off in that thumbnail but even he is turning down a second helping of the chili, I'm going to guess?
 
No one cares about your watery slop. This isn't chili, it's fucking peppered tomato water....
She barely fits in that kitchen... Like, dear god, the sheer size of her back end!
 
The Beast DEMANDING to know who was phoning Becky.

Jump cut when it came to Twinkie’s advent treat - makes me wonder if ‘animal loving, fur-momma’ AL really did throw the calendar away, like she threatened ? Sociopath Narcs have a Hell of a temper when anything doesn’t work out the way they want.

Housebound now, Facetiming her butler - we all know this cow too well. When was the last time she went outside?

Strange how she addresses most things, but no mention of Eric and Ricky? I bet she’s working like mad behind the scenes, offering them God knows how much to appear for her birthday. Narcs are desperate to make themselves be seen to be popular and successful.

Her own ‘COOKEEN’ is AMAZEEN! But she’s not a Narc you HAYDURS! She took an online test y’all.
 


That's the sodium kicking in. Her chilli is nothing but processed ingredients, each with enough salt to cure a suckling. Add to that the chips laying on the counter and one portion of her concoction has to be in excess of the daily recommended dose of NaCl. Also she's cooking that stuff past midnight as evidenced by the clock on her stove. Imagine lying in bed sound asleep when you're awoken by massive thumps from the adjacent apartment followed by constant moist sounding farts throughout the rest of the night. Semper fi to all are armed Kentucky neighbors.
 
Makeover? more like a FLAKEover! AMIRITE LULZ

Another timeline-bending vidya. The sadistic part of me is excited she's uploading so much and SHE IS (for Amber) putting in SOME effort (titles and such).

Still not a fun video. Walkthrough to follow
 
The final product:
Becky's obsessed with that, is she? There's not a big enough X button.

Time to grab some caffeine and check this out.

Aww, poor Amber is getting tired of filming and Becky is just .... tired. It's almost like staying up all night causes exhaustion. Or something.

No one could possibly give less of a fuck about your stupid, ugly earrings. Excellent trolling idea to make Vlogmas revolve around a steady stream of new tacky earrings, though.

Dana and Destiny got Becky a bunch of stuff including sugar cookie (Hershey?) kisses. Our gorl does not recommend, says they taste like "straight up chemicals, absolutely disgusting". Becky chimes in, she does not like Apple Pie KitKats, which you can buy at WalMart. She also doesn't like special flavor cereals.

Amber got Becky a shirt that says "Kiss More Girls". Even though she already has a girlfriend and only needs to kiss one girl, Amber insists.

Amber adds chips to her soup from Panera Bread, for a crunch. It's just like, a weird thing she does. She likes to have crunches. So good. 10/10, recommend. (Yeah your shelf ass recommends it too).

Becky wanted a nap and wanted Amber to take one with her. Amber's not gonna turn down a nap, she used to never nap. :disagree:

Makeup time. Becky gone to the store to get ground turkey (yeah we don't need Amber to fake a panic attack, can't forget that turkey). Amber spergs about her turkey chili mixed in with how pale she is. Becky is obsessed with it. :disagree: Can't tell if she's trolling about the pale shit. She almost never goes outside. She's white. Of course she's going to be pale (except for her knuckles, obvi).

Facetiming Becky while Becky is driving, with Becky commenting on Amber's shitty makeup job. Is that even legal? That counts as distracted driving, doesn't it?

Ear splitting cackle around 12:20. 😡 I'm out.
 
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