Twitter Jace Will Make A Sex Tape

[steelsheep]

FUMBLE-FUCKING

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[CWCissey]

He tweeted that he was going to do shout-outs in the video. The hooker is going to know that something is up.

oh god whose name is he going to scream when he orgasms?

*BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP*

 

[Protoman]

*BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP*

more like

im putting my money on "CEENAAAA" becoming the new (though "TYYYYYYCE" is also a strong contender)

 

[CWCissey]

more like

im putting my money on "CEENAAAA" becoming the new (though "TYYYYYYCE" is also a strong contender)

I'm surprised no-one said 'JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!'

 

[Protoman]

It's a bit like the Julay blowup doll video x1000.

We will watch it and be horrified and still watch it and wonder why we're doing this to ourselves.

To be honest, I'm really confused as to why so many people who've watched it still consider the Julay video a completely mentally-scarring experience. It might just be because I'm calloused as fuck in regards to seeing gross shit on the internet, but as far as I'm concerned it's a lot less terrible than the gifs make it out to be. It really just reminds me of most of the stuff chris does notched up to the 10th degree: hilariously pathetic and incredibly impotent.

 

[cluelessly]

To be honest, I'm really confused as to why so many people who've watched it still consider the Julay video a completely mentally-scarring experience. It might just be because I'm calloused as fuck in regards to seeing gross shit on the internet, but as far as I'm concerned it's a lot less terrible than the gifs make it out to be. It really just reminds me of most of the stuff chris does notched up to the 10th degree: hilariously pathetic and incredibly impotent.

I honestly can't explain why the Julay vid is so horrifying to some- me included. At the risk of being too graphic(STOP READING NOW) I think it's the sight of Chris's flabby, pimpled ass jiggling along to the bounce of his cowgirl pose.

 

[CWCissey]

I honestly can't explain why the Julay vid is so horrifying to some- me included. At the risk of being too graphic(STOP READING NOW) I think it's the sight of Chris's flabby, pimpled ass jiggling along to the bounce of his cowgirl pose.

I am now going to ruin The Simpsons for you all.

It's like a lava lamp...

 

[steelsheep]

I honestly can't explain why the Julay vid is so horrifying to some- me included. At the risk of being too graphic(STOP READING NOW) I think it's the sight of Chris's flabby, pimpled ass jiggling along to the bounce of his cowgirl pose.

At least Chris got booty.

Jace got booty like

Spoiler

 

[waffle]

If this happened it would probably provide us with Jace ass samples to compare against the toothbrush pic...

 

[CWCissey]

If this happened it would probably provide us with Jace ass samples to compare against the toothbrush pic...

You can stare at Jace's arse all you want, count me outta that shit!

 

[Garmfield]

If this happened it would probably provide us with Jace ass samples to compare against the toothbrush pic...

Alas, that may never be as Jace would never get the pussi b0ss.

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

So where's that sextape.

I guess literally no one would be surprised if this has the same fate as his 9/11 enlistment.

 

[rhova]

probably the pressure to perform in front of the camera.. commander stryker won't stand to attention

 

[CWCissey]

probably the pressure to perform in front of the camera.. commander stryker won't stand to attention

Private Stryker didn't practise trigger discipline and accidentally emptied his magazine...

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

probably the pressure to perform in front of the camera.. commander stryker won't stand to attention

Jace probably can't get it up, period.

 

[steelsheep]

Jace probably can't get it up, period.

Not true, ask Soap.

 

[Bob's Fries]

Do normal stream sites let you fuck on camera anyway?

Spoiler

I'm guessing no.

 

[CWCissey]

Do normal stream sites let you fuck on camera anyway?

Spoiler

I'm guessing no.

You're guessing right.

 

[Bob's Fries]

You're guessing right.

Then how the hell is he gonna stream it? lol

 

[The Mass Debater]

I wonder if Jace had a moment of sanity and realised filming himself fucking a prostitute wasn't such a great idea. I think his hunt for flyawaynow might of started as a means to postpone (indefinitely) Operation: Barely Deagle without it looking like he was pussying out. And we know Jace likes to lie to himself so being able to imagine he was diverted by the terrorist threat wouldn't be out of character.