Twitter Jace Will Make A Sex Tape

[Bismillah]

I hope that Jace posts a sex-tape as good as this one. I love voyeur videos! Takbīr!

 

[impossibility]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=sxaeCseS050I hope that Jace posts a sex-tape as good as this one. I love voyeur videos! Takbīr!

That's actually Jace in his 3-month Marines deployment to Kandaharistan.

Also, that's not a goat, it's a wolf. Show respect to wolves!

 

[RP 520]

Stanley Kubrick and Stephen King predicted furries.

That was the best part of the movie. I still don't understand how that bit got in, maybe they wanted something funny to lighten things up for that split second?

<-the scene for anyone wanting to see what I mean.

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

So what's Jace gonna do when the hooker doesn't let him video tape it?

 

[Duke Nukem]

So what's Jace gonna do when the hooker doesn't let him video tape it?

Hidden camera

 

[Varis]

Hidden camera

He tweeted that he was going to do shout-outs in the video. The hooker is going to know that something is up.

oh god whose name is he going to scream when he orgasms?

 

[MrsFrizzle]

In Lowell MA, which is, fortunately, several hours away from Jace, there have been reports of hookers as young as 12. It's really sad.

There have been equally underage hookers busted in Worcester and Hartford, too (don't know where he'd be more likely to go). None of this is going to turn out well for anyone.

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

He tweeted that he was going to do shout-outs in the video. The hooker is going to know that something is up.

oh god whose name is he going to scream when he orgasms?

TYYYYYYCE, TYYYYYCE

 

[Duke Nukem]

TYYYYYYCE, TYYYYYCE

So horrible, yet completely hilarious.

 

[EI 903]

That was the best part of the movie. I still don't understand how that bit got in, maybe they wanted something funny to lighten things up for that split second?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=NmOoekbK6YI <-the scene for anyone wanting to see what I mean.

It's a much longer and more disturbing scene in the book. I think they included the brief flash in the film both as a nod to book fans, and as a 'WTF the world is going insane' movie for the audience.

 

[steelsheep]

I'm waiting for the soft plastic *clickclicklclick* of the deagle as he fires it wildly into the air in a fit of ecstasy and passion~

 

[Garmfield]

He tweeted that he was going to do shout-outs in the video. The hooker is going to know that something is up.

oh god whose name is he going to scream when he orgasms?

SOAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

 

[Count groudon]

SOAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

No no, it's probably gonna be more like:
"PRESS ONE FOR GIRL GAMERS! PRESSONEPRESSONEPRESSONE
PREEEEESSSSSSSSSS WAAAAAAAAAAHN!!!!"

 

[Ahffline]

He tweeted that he was going to do shout-outs in the video. The hooker is going to know that something is up.

oh god whose name is he going to scream when he orgasms?

"Press 1! Press 1! Press1Press1Press1PRESS1!!!! Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!"

 

[Garmfield]

The second he shouts "PRESS 1 IF YOU WANT ME TO DOGGY STYLE HER WHILE I SHOOT MY DEAGLE AT THE MUSLIM GHOSTS!"
she leaves him
in his bed
with an STD

 

[steelsheep]

Is it voyeuristic that part of me really hopes this happens?

I mean, let's be honest. This video has the potential to be pure fucking gold, but I can't help but feel a little bit creepy speculating over the sordid details of a hypothetical video of a 22-year old, mentally unstable autist awkwardly fumble-fucking an escort.

 

[WWWWolf]

oh god whose name is he going to scream when he orgasms?

I'm surprised that no one has pointed out yet that if The Sims 3 streams were of any indication, he'd just shout TAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA through the whole act.

 

[RP 520]

It's a much longer and more disturbing scene in the book. I think they included the brief flash in the film both as a nod to book fans, and as a 'WTF the world is going insane' movie for the audience.

Yeah, it's explained in the book, not so much in the movie though. I saw the movie first, which is why it's funny to me.

 

[cluelessly]

Is it voyeuristic that part of me really hopes this happens?

I mean, let's be honest. This video has the potential to be pure fucking gold, but I can't help but feel a little bit creepy speculating over the sordid details of a hypothetical video of a 22-year old, mentally unstable autist awkwardly fumble-fucking an escort.

It's a bit like the Julay blowup doll video x1000.

We will watch it and be horrified and still watch it and wonder why we're doing this to ourselves.

 

[Garmfield]

A 22-year old, mentally unstable autist awkwardly fumble-fucking an escort.

fumble-fucking
FUMBLE-FUCKING

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