Is Amberlynn REALLY lesbian?

[Agoodpotroast]

I'm betting Danielle Steele doesn't talk about there being two thousand vaginas on a boat. I think that's about as close as Big Al can get to describing any sexual encounter. Beyond her ingrained, stunted mentality, the biggest problem she has, if she wants to be a writer, is that she doesn't read. There are other problems, of course - she doesn't write consistently, she's utterly boring and her ideas suck (as does her poetry), and she isn't capable of following through on anything. I bet she has more things like Hello, Darling (which someone on wattpad is rewriting, BTW, but it's more a complete teardown and rebuild) and Scottie somewhere on her phone or laptop. Not her journals. We knw she doesn't use those.



All someone would have to do is tell her it's a "massager". It isn't like she knows anything.

Honestly it's not even that she wants to be a writer, it's that she believes she IS a writer and she can't even put together a sentence that makes sense half the time. I'd be more sympathetic if English wasn't her first language but she doesn't even use common idioms correctly. She'd be the one irritating the hell out of me if I had a class with her in college.

The massager thing makes me giggle. We all know what those are actually for. Well. Maybe not our gorl.

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

No way a woman that size is anything other than a pillow princess. She doesn't do stuff to you; you have to do stuff to her. She probably just doesn't care who does it as long as they also wait on her hand and foot.

 

[Black-coffee-queen]

Nah just more to love and explore

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This is when we last saw her standing up. Is the date correct for this? 19th June. That’s over 2 months ago. She wouldn’t stand up to show her dress on a live about a month ago. Can she stand? I need answers. Come on wipey, gather that info! We need to see lehhhgggs and more.

Edit: grammar.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Honestly it's not even that she wants to be a writer, it's that she believes she IS a writer

I believe I, and not He-Man, am Master of the Universe, but that doesn't make it so.* The better side of me says: she did actually write shitty, wannabe lesbian romance (twice!). which puts her ahead of many people who say they want to write but give a litany of excuses about why they can't write. So, she is a writer. Just a really terrible one. I want to know if she's going to finish those two masterpieces. Nuke! Where you at, man? Ask her next time around.


* I do not, in fact, believe this. I'd just slap the fuck out of Skeletor and be done with his shit.

and she can't even put together a sentence that makes sense half the time. I'd be more sympathetic if English wasn't her first language but she doesn't even use common idioms correctly. She'd be the one irritating the hell out of me if I had a class with her in college.

The class would call for a code red on her.

The massager thing makes me giggle. We all know what those are actually for. Well. Maybe not our gorl.

"Oh! I didn't know it could do THAT!" (Cackles, wheezes.)

Edit to add a plea to Nuke.

 

[Xenomorph]

Ambers libido is as dead as her chopped- meat downstairs sewer cunt.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

No way a woman that size is anything other than a pillow princess. She doesn't do stuff to you; you have to do stuff to her. She probably just doesn't care who does it as long as they also wait on her hand and foot.

I wouldn't want those enormously unwashed staypuff marshmallow hands or that disgusting garlic/onion salted stenched tongue anywhere near my clit

I believe I, and not He-Man, am Master of the Universe, but that doesn't make it so.* The better side of me says: she did actually write shitty, wannabe lesbian romance (twice!). which puts her ahead of many people who say they want to write but give a litany of excuses about why they can't write. So, she is a writer. Just a really terrible one. I want to know if she's going to finish those two masterpieces. Nuke! Where you at, man? Ask her next time around.


* I do not, in fact, believe this. I'd just slap the fuck out of Skeletor and be done with his shit.



The class would call for a code red on her.



"Oh! I didn't know it could do THAT!" (Cackles, wheezes.)

Edit to add a plea to Nuke.

Here are my new 'Suck-u-larnts'

Spoiler

 

[peach tea]

Amber doesn’t care if anyone of any gender wants to fuck her because she doesn’t care about sex. OP is autistic.

 

[und_doch_so_kalt]

No way a woman that size is anything other than a pillow princess. She doesn't do stuff to you; you have to do stuff to her. She probably just doesn't care who does it as long as they also wait on her hand and foot.

I think the only one who was sexual with her was Destiny. Destiny likes them big and ripe though obviously.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

The "literature" she published says all we need to know about Ambers mental age and how that relates to her sex life.

She is a fat sped virgin. Always will be unless Butchiee/Jade/Steve or whoever it's going to end up being has some weird motive to rattle her.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

Ambers libido is as dead as her chopped- meat downstairs sewer cunt.

If she is taking her HRT she should be getting a bit horny which may explain her confused and childlike 'teen-bopper' nonsense about experimenting an drinking alcoho- pops.

But she is erratic in the med taking and she is also on mood stabablisers - this could get very messy indeed - proper psycho horror shit

I hope so any way

 

[mekalekahi]

No

 

[Poop Bun]

Pansexual...?

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

Pansexual...?

Amber needs to adopt the pro-nouns 'It' and 'That'

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[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

My goodness, that cap from the birthday vid. She looks like a sea buoy that bobs around in the ocean, collecting windspeed and swell heights, except infinitely less useful.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

That picture never fails to make my jaw drop. Eric was hella annoying, but at least he caught some great candid Amber shots.

 

[Ed Special]

Pansexual...?

Only in the sense that the only thing that arouses her is a properly greased and hot frying pan

 

[DoorPost101]

Amber needs to adopt the pro-nouns 'It' and 'That'



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That picture is why I will always, always believe that Becky wasn't trolling when she whispered "Who wipes your ass?"

 

[8008135]

That picture is why I will always, always believe that Becky wasn't trolling when she whispered "Who wipes your ass?"

Again, look at that arm length vs. ass projection ratio. Fat AL can wiggle her jowls and huff and puff all she wants, there's no fucking way she's been able to wipe her own ass or junk properly since at least 2019.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

@a834604 made this, which makes it even more horrifying: a skeleton superimposed on the blob.

 

[mekalekahi]

Ive always found it strange that amber entered 2 long term relationships with woman and right off the bat both relationships were sexless. It never fizzled out she just never slept with krystle or Becky and seemed content with that.

Its also funny that she always says how much she loves affection, touching/kissing and a super sexual person but then stayed with krystle and Becky willingly for YEARS. Most adults whos needs arent being met would end the relationship and move on but she just rode it out like she liked having a sibling around.