Is Amberlynn REALLY lesbian?

[eDove]

You were the one who mentioned how your theory comes from Reddit-tier women. I just assumed that is where you would develop these insane theories and build the misplaced confidence to be so certain about something.

I used Reddit-tier women as an example. I do not believe that Reddit is indicative of any sort of population, but I figured it'd be the funniest example 'cause this a website intended to make people laugh. What you call "insane theories" are rooted in a basic understanding of the woman's body. Calling it a theory doesn't absolve it of scientific merit.

Just to be clear, I do not use Reddit and I'm a straight male. I have no need to be in denial about any of this.

You have not got a clue what you are talking about. Your theory is completely unhinged. You are not equipped to make such definitive statements about this sort of thing.

Well, by your logic, how exactly are you equipped to explain this to me as a straight male? I am not of a TERFy mindset — I don't believe your opinion is irrelevant because you're a man — but you cannot reliably determine if I am equipped or not based off of a couple impassioned internet posts. You can call me misinformed or stupid, but to suggest I haven't got any clue on the sexuality exclusive to my gender is a massive stretch.

There is not even one widley accepted conclusion regardless of the countless number of studies that have been done into this subject. What makes you think you have the answer and where on this doll did the Mister touch you?

Widely-accepted is not synonymous with truth. Homosexuality is such a protected topic these days that there isn't going to be any widely-accepted studies proving or disproving the impact of environmental influence.

I tried to explain this as simply as possible, but it's only derailing the thread. People are interpreting my posts as LESBIANS BAD without actually reading them. Emotion has nothing to do with my stance and that is precisely the point.

I'm not going to reply to this thread anymore just because I know how annoying these TMI slapfights are to read. The thread should continue for the sake of discussion and I don't think it should be purged for wrongthink. Amber is fat and I would not have sex with her.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Well, by your logic, how exactly are you equipped to explain this to me as a straight male? I am not of a TERFy mindset — I don't believe your opinion is irrelevant because you're a man — but you cannot reliably determine if I am equipped or not based off of a couple impassioned internet posts. You can call me misinformed or stupid, but to suggest I haven't got any clue on the sexuality exclusive to my gender is a massive stretch.

I'm not equipped or intelligent enough to make up my own theories. Hence why I trust the institutions and people who are equipped.

That's the difference here. I do not subscribe to my own experiences and opinions as fact but you do.

My opinion is irrelevant on this subject, as is yours, because we are not equipped to be this definitive about this subject.

The use of "widley accepted" doesn't mean "lots of people agree so I am right" it means the scientific community have come to the conclusion that this is likely. It doesn't mean that they say "well, that's that, better stop testing and observing this guys!" Having a firm conclusion is anti-science because science is coming up with something and then constantly trying to disprove it or find out more about it.

Feel free to believe what you want. I don't think you are a hateful person. It's just dumb to think you know that much about a complex subject that has no defined proven conclusion. If you like womens bodies but want kids then power to you, but your own weird quirks are not vindictive of the whole gay population. You are welcome to believe in shape-shifting aliens running the US government if you want but just consider that you might be wrong.

I didn't say it was absolved of scientific merit because it's your theory. I said it was absolved of scientific merit because the studies done absolve it of scientific merit. Let me be clear; the things I am quoting are not from my own knowledge, they are from various universities and such who have published papers on the subject. Nothing I am saying is verified/observed/tested/hypothesised by myself. If in ten years another load of studies get done that disprove these ones then great; I do not have a vested interest in proving it as that is not my job and it's far and away above my paygrade. I don't care if faggots and dykes come out of peapods or toothpaste tubes, if there is evidence of it from a good source then I'd be happy to accept it and as you can see by the words I used to describe them; it has fuck all to do with "wrongthink"

I do appreciate that you mentioned that it's a protected topic and once a controversial and illegal topic. As some of the studies on abuse leading to homosexuality mention that this can be a factor in why people believe the exact bullshit you are spewing.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

If there was ever a thread that needed to die it is this one.

Agree. Kill it with fire! Nuke it from orbit! Guillotine it!

I'm a blazing heterosexual. However, my sexuality is not the first thing I tell people and argue endlessly about. Gay? I don't care. Bi? I don't care. Asexual? I don't care. Trans? I don't care. Incel? I.just.don't.fucking.care.

Your sexual identity (as well as Fat Gorl's) can be whatever in the hell you or she wants it to be and I STILL don't care. Live your life and be happy, but please don't make your sexual identity the front and center of who you are as a person. It's absolutely annoying. I accept you as a person and as said for the 100th time don't care what you do in your bedroom or who you do it with. I'm not prude or disgusted by it; it's irrelevant to me. Almost along the lines of "color of skin and content of character."

Oh, the only exceptions to said above being if your jollies involve abusing children or boiling hamsters or otherwise abusing God's innocent creatures for your own warped sexual pleasure. THAT (as most people) I have a real problem with. Neck yourself immediately.

 

[Seymour Glass]

I'm not equipped or intelligent enough to make up my own theories. Hence why I trust the institutions and people who are equipped.

That's the difference here. I do not subscribe to my own experiences and opinions as fact but you do.

My opinion is irrelevant on this subject, as is yours, because we are not equipped to be this definitive about this subject.

Intellectual cuck. Not using your own experiences to form your own opinion is the most bugman shit I've ever heard.

Just because you aren't smart enough to have an opinion doesn't invalidate people who do.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Intellectual cuck. Not using your own experiences to form your own opinion is the most bugman shit I've ever heard.

Just because you aren't smart enough to have an opinion doesn't invalidate people who do.

But they are telling other people that it's a fact. Of course I have opinions, I'm just not capable of verifying them on my own so I have to accept some will be less accurate than others.

I'm going to be wrong or have misconceptions a lot in life, unlike the people who think their opinion is always correct.. like Amber.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

unlike the people who think their opinion is always correct.. like Amber.

Hamber IS always correct. Just ask her and she'll tell you why. Our Gorl is always the smartest person in the room! /sneed

Anybody know what flag this is? Bwahahaha!

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Hamber IS always correct. Just ask her and she'll tell you why. Our Gorl is always the smartest person in the room! /sneed

Anybody know what flag this is? Bwahahaha!

Wyświetl załącznik 2479212

Obviously, that's Russia's flag. DUH.

 

[Strong Tomato]

Maybe Amber really isn’t a lesbian and this autistic thread may have some purpose

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

Maybe Amber really isn’t a lesbian and this autistic thread may have some purpose

I know right - The whole 'Amber is a fake Lesbian' think was laughed at and now it has come into play - I think that Amber will do Anything that Wifey says - this is all going to play out disturbingly interesting

 

[dfranki723]

I think Amber's sexuality works in the same way the rest of her persona does, it's entirely dependant upon those she surrounds herself/interacts with.

It's a common thing with a lot of bellends now. When a person has zero personality, no definable traits besides being a disgusting fat narcissist, they have to build a personality using traits from others (especially if it's currently popular with the masses). This includes sexuality.
Becky fucking hated the idea of being with a man or ANY self proclaimed lesbian being with a man (y'know cos she's an actual lesbian woman).

If you want dick as a ''lesbian'' you're not a fucking lesbian and Amber echoed the whole ''men are gross'' statement.

The fact she's changing her mind proves even her fucking sexual preference has no meaning, it's just whatever her girlfriend/friends are buying into.
I genuinely cannot imagine being such a blank slate that you have to change your sexuality on a whim to fit in with people in your life. She's never fully disliked the idea of being with men because she brags about her made up sexual exploits constantly. It's all another act to make herself seem interesting and different.

 

[Xenomorph]

Amber gon suk some troon diq

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I'm pretty sure she'll be whatever you want her to be as long as you feed her.

 

[FatalTater]

It really doesn't matter if Amber likes men or women, she just needs a live-in caretaker and since she won't admit to that, she has to hire one that will pretend to be romantic.

If only a man will do the job of caring for a 600lb+ idiot, then she can pay him extra to wear a dress if he shows up in videos.

Ain't nobody having sex with Fat Amber no matter how much she likes to act like she is desirable.

 

[Fandom Trash]

Now that we have definitive proof that Amber changes her personality based on who she is with. I fully believe that, like a genderless blob, she shifts into whatever is convenient to her.

It is interesting that Amber has tended to go after women who look like mentally stunted obese pre teen boys, and maybe in her mind, girls are a lot easier to be around and manipulate. Either way, if Amber does in fact end up with a guy later down in life, I would not be surprise if he ends up looking like Dusty.

 

[cockaine]

Amberlynn might be bi, and thus the already thin line seperating her from Chatnal becomes even thinner.

 

[Shiversblood]

Maybe she was always a straight women but she just kept packing on the pounds more and more so she became asexual and then she realized the men she wanted were not interested in girls her size (only insane fat ugly men who are fetishist for morbid obesity would want that but those men repulse her) so she decided she needed someone to take care of her because of her extreme morbid obesity so she decides to pretend to be lesbian out of desperation because weird lesbian women who look like boys were the next best thing to men, basically like becoming prison gay, but instead of being inside prison she is in a prison of her own body, a prison of obesity if you will. They need to come up with a new word. Fat does not describe her. Morbid obesity does not describe her well enough. Super morbid obesity she is saying fuck that need more pounds. She is grabbing tons of food right now she is screaming she needs more pounds on her body immediately. There is something wrong with the USA how the women are just gaining so many god damn pounds oh hell! God damn those pounds!

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

As a lesbian you would still need to have a fetish to want to be with women the size of Amber - I mean who would want to scissor or go down on Amber?

The other thing Amber has a fetish for women who look like pubescent boys with learning difficulties and considering that she thought Destiny was her world I am guessing that 'Wifey' is no prize

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

As a lesbian you would still need to have a fetish to want to be with women the size of Amber - I mean who would want to scissor or go down on Amber?

Scissoring is not as much a thing as people believe. We know Becky didn't go down on Big Al. I bet even Density didn't. I'd be surprised as hell if Big Al ever actually experienced it. Or much of anything else beyond "clit stuff".

The other thing Amber has a fetish for women who look like pubescent boys with learning difficulties and considering that she thought Destiny was her world I am guessing that 'Wifey' is no prize

No one objectively good looking would choose Big Al.

 

[dfranki723]

I mean, I hate thinking about this but can you even find the clitoris on a humongous woman?
There has to come a point, with weight gain, that the folds are immovable.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I mean, I hate thinking about this but can you even find the clitoris on a humongous woman?
There has to come a point, with weight gain, that the folds are immovable.

As enormous as she is, you'd need amazing upper body (and mouth) strength if you were going to try, even if she were able to lie flat while you tried. Both arms would have to hold her fupa up while you went spelunking, trying to find it in that "fleshy mound", as romance writers call it. Big Al has no strength or stamina to hold up that fupa on her own. And you'd only be able to use your mouth, since both arms would be engaged in making sure the fupa didn't drop on you and break your neck/suffocate you. I'm trying to think about how you would be able to get to it otherwise. She can't lie flat, inclined toward her head, to let gravity assist a little. She obviously can't stand for any length of time. She wouldn't be able to straddle someone's head, either upright or on her hands and knees. She couldn't sit in a chair/on the couch with her legs spread, because the fupa issue would still be a problem, and she wouldn't be able to get her legs over the arms of a chair. Now that I've though of all that, I realize it's all moot: her thighs are enormous. There wouldn't be room anyhow. Arg, all that hypothetical thinking right out the window.