If you were ILJ how would you salvage your life?

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There's one fix for degenerate sociopaths.

Rope.

Bella will continue to chase clout and continue her sick fuckery. You can't fix a horrorcow and it's escalation

Nothing short of internet suicide, new name and identity will save her

Lots of plastic surgery is mandatory
Plus electro convulsive therapy. To permanently erase memories

With money from daddy dearest, it's possible.
 
Leowolf powiedział(a):
Go into porn
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What I was thinking. By the fact that this board needs a no "thirst" rule. There is probably an audience for an Only Fans. It would long term probably just be a way to screw things up even worse.

I used to live on an exotic island for a bit. And there in a bar I used to frequent I would run into time share sales people, writers and a few junkies.

2-3 of the time share people are from my country of origin and had been convicted of scamming a shit ton of people with door to door sales. So they changed their names and traveled to this tourist island to start a new life.

They were still complete pieces of shit, but now they had a "legal" job scamming old people out of money for a time share.

But this is a great option for a young attractive lady who would want to start over.

She would have to be ok with being a piece of shit, but that does not seem to be a problem.

But as many in this thread has pointed out: It would be like going into witness protection, if anyone recognizes her she may have to pack up and leave again.

Also, if she is not formally in any legal trouble, then I think just selling future employers a story about an angry ex boyfriend who made a hate site dedicated to her could work.
 
I'd start by repenting and follow up with a new start somewhere else at a small college. Stay out of trouble with a volunteer job while finishing school, humble myself enough to seek help from church and psychotherapy, and leave the internet behind.
 
Move to the woods, build a cabin, and start plotting the downfall of technological civilization involving a strongly worded letter writing campaign.
Also wash my feet.

Seriously though?
Get off the internet and stop being a skeevy unhygienic psychopath.
Do volunteer work, live a quiet, humble life, dedicated to helping rather than harming.
Also wash my feet.
 
If I were Bella, I'd shit my pants and do absolutely nothing and continue to spiral into insanity and obsess over having power over weird people. As someone who's already fucked up, why wouldn't I engage in it more on the "fuck it" principle? Besides, I'd be entitled enough to think I didn't do wrong and overconfident enough to think I could get away with it next time on a lower profile target.
 
I wouldn't be in that situation to begin with because I'm not a hamster boiling cat piss enthusiast, but I digress.

The best thing to do if you get doxxed is to never acknowledge it and feign ignorance. Most employers and schools that do background checks mainly look for a criminal history and won't spend enough time digging around to find a gossip forum thread unless you're going to be publicly representing their organization. Deleting all social media and keeping quiet makes you as uninteresting as possible so, it's harder to get a cult following of trolls who will actively sabotage your career and education opportunities. I would also advise against threatening Null with frivolous lawsuits. I heard he doesn't appreciate that.
 
Make myself bathe via any means: Adopt the Japanese practices of cleanliness, hell even fucking train myself into a Soap girl after necessary and numerous cosmetic surgeries/dermatology appointments/thousands of trips to salons/scouring online for beauty tips for any means. (Or get treated like utter shit in Japan lol)
Change my name
Invest in any book that teaches you how to change your identity and follow it to the letter.
Invest in Therapy
Get new hobbies like still cooking those Cordon Bleu 'Hamsters'. Eat copious amounts of oatmeal (though the damage has been fucking done lmao)
Have any Suicide Hotline on speed-dial (Extremely Doubtful because Sociopath)

Delete at least the Photobucket. (I'm sure she still will lovingly stare at all the CP/Dead Hamsters/Cat Feces in her drives and schlicks to it nightly)
Delete All Discords and Twitter

Know that Kiwi Farms will Never Forgive her nor her Incestuous MKULTRA GLOWIE Father.
 
thegrayman powiedział(a):
What I was thinking. By the fact that this board needs a no "thirst" rule. There is probably an audience for an Only Fans. It would long term probably just be a way to screw things up even worse.

I used to live on an exotic island for a bit. And there in a bar I used to frequent I would run into time share sales people, writers and a few junkies.

2-3 of the time share people are from my country of origin and had been convicted of scamming a shit ton of people with door to door sales. So they changed their names and traveled to this tourist island to start a new life.

They were still complete pieces of shit, but now they had a "legal" job scamming old people out of money for a time share.

But this is a great option for a young attractive lady who would want to start over.

She would have to be ok with being a piece of shit, but that does not seem to be a problem.

But as many in this thread has pointed out: It would be like going into witness protection, if anyone recognizes her she may have to pack up and leave again.

Also, if she is not formally in any legal trouble, then I think just selling future employers a story about an angry ex boyfriend who made a hate site dedicated to her could work.
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I don't mean OnlyFans, I mean hard-core stuff. She's conventionally attractive enough that she'd probably get picked up by porn producers easily and the disgusting foot fungus stuff would be a side specialty for people who like that. The goal isn't to change names and hide away but lean into it, to use that infamy to market a sex tape, getting money and more notoriety in the process. People would go to watch it just like any other celebrity that has had a sex tape, because they're curious to see someone they've heard about have sex, and after making millions from either the first tape or a string of porn shoots she can retire and live off that. Her atrocities would be diminished in the public's eye and she'd be thought of alongside women like Mia Khalifa, Sasha Grey, and other such porn stars who are known for that job (more people would also learn about her fungi though, can't get away from that).
 
Leowolf powiedział(a):
I don't mean OnlyFans, I mean hard-core stuff. She's conventionally attractive enough that she'd probably get picked up by porn producers easily and the disgusting foot fungus stuff would be a side specialty for people who like that. The goal isn't to change names and hide away but lean into it, to use that infamy to market a sex tape, getting money and more notoriety in the process. People would go to watch it just like any other celebrity that has had a sex tape, because they're curious to see someone they've heard about have sex, and after making millions from either the first tape or a string of porn shoots she can retire and live off that. Her atrocities would be diminished in the public's eye and she'd be thought of alongside women like Mia Khalifa, Sasha Grey, and other such porn stars who are known for that job (more people would also learn about her fungi though, can't get away from that).
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I guess, if she would be cool with doing porn. I am sure a lot of people would wanna watch it. And if she could make a regular career out of if after.

I imagine it could take a very dark turn through. How long until she is hard up for cash and pays some craigslist dude 50$ to dress up like Chris Chan.

I just don`t think her pull is strong enough to get enough attention for a huge payday. Maybe if she went on Dr. Phil. :lol:

So I don`t think porn would be a good move long term. In the short term it could net her enough cash that she would be able to retire if she is frugal. But I don`t really see that happening.
 
Fungal cream.

thegrayman powiedział(a):
I guess, if she would be cool with doing porn. I am sure a lot of people would wanna watch it. And if she could make a regular career out of if after.

I imagine it could take a very dark turn through. How long until she is hard up for cash and pays some craigslist dude 50$ to dress up like Chris Chan.

I just don`t think her pull is strong enough to get enough attention for a huge payday. Maybe if she went on Dr. Phil. :lol:

So I don`t think porn would be a good move long term. In the short term it could net her enough cash that she would be able to retire if she is frugal. But I don`t really see that happening.
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It doesnt take nearly $50k to get some guy on craigslist to dress like Chris Chan for a porno. A decent sized crack rock will do actually.
 
xXRonPaul_42020Xx powiedział(a):
Fungal cream.


It doesnt take nearly $50k to get some guy on craigslist to dress like Chris Chan for a porno. A decent sized crack rock will do actually.
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It said 50$ not 50,000$. But if you don`t happen to have 50$ I am sure a crack rock of sufficient size would do.

I am not gonna lie and say I would have zero interest in a Revenge of the Chan feature film. I would however not support that bitch financially in any way.
 
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