If you were ILJ how would you salvage your life?

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  • Lay low, no internet, anonymous accounts if you need really need to.
  • Stay innocuous and boring
  • Become irrelevant and boring
  • Go by different name
  • Wait
  • Don't kill hamsters
That should help atleast.
 
Personally, if it was me...
I would triple down on making my presence known online. Shit up every forum and social media platform I could get my hands on and make an onlyfans (not fully nude or sex). Simps are retards, and weens will eat that shit up and even pay for interaction just to troll me. Then, when I make myself the most notorious person online... I reveal that I've been actually attending therapy for my problems and fixing my mental health rollin and trollin style. I would formally apologize to everyone I wronged. Dedicate my life to fixing the mistakes I made. Use the money I made from simps and weens to pay for the damage I have done to the people around me at the time. Take the other chunk of my income to donate to animal shelters, vet clinics and treatment for animals of abuse. I would then live stream and do interviews in exchange for money to talk about my shitstorm with 100% of that money going to help kids with severe autism, kids with psychotic or abusive tendencies, rape victims, and of course Kiwi Farms, because they brought everything to light. Write a book about my life and becoming a better person, marry Null and retire to some nice place in the woods. This would in fact make her an "internet God".

But shes dumb and will probably echo chamber and circlejerk with her mom about how she did nothing wrong, and eventually disappear online under a new name. Or run to the troons for help taking down her thread on the farms. Her mother will take care of her the rest of her life to spite her father, and she will probably lead a normal life while continuing to get away with fucked up shit because "muh vagina". I'm not getting my hopes up for her to ever admit she did anything wrong, or a redemption arc. Why would she? No need for a job because mommy has money. Shes also a sociopath and probably believes she hasn't done anything wrong at all. Also, if the allegations of her saving cp links is true, and we all know about the boiled hamster... RIP buddy... On top of all the other fucked shit. So fuck her. She doesn't deserve redemption anyway.

On second thought. I'd probably just suck-start a Mossberg.

A little off-topic here but, there is no fucking way her dad wants anywhere near this shit. I honestly believe he likely washed his hands of her. I doubt this is the first time shes done some fucked up shit that either got him in some shit or caused him a great deal of grief. If it was my daughter, she would have been out the night she was kicked out of the dorms.
 
Pee Cola powiedział(a):
ILJ only has one option for redemption: troon out and 41%.
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I'm sure you're kidding but just imagine a couple of years and she returns as Israel (YEP) and blames this mishap on muh gender dysphoria projecting on trans classmates and deep-rooted self-hatred plus envy of Chris because he was able to live his reality as a she... wow. If it wasn't for the animal torture and potential rape, most SJWs would actually buy it and maybe even simp for him because he brought chris' horrifying abuse to justice and is now living his tRuTH

Of course we'd lose the gunties bc no more milkers : (
 
Write guides on how to sand down mushroom stalks that have replaced your nipples without injury under an alias.

Then how to spray industrial strength disinfectant on your infected genitals and/or asshole without dying.

Move out of the country with the money you make from all the other lolcows on this site buying the guide, disappear forever.
 
Matt Damon powiedział(a):
But how many normies are going to bother delving into any of this stuff to determine the context behind it and whether it has any merit?
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I think anyone bothering to look her up in the first place probably already has an inkling there's something sketchy about her and will conclude that if there's smoke, there's fire.
AnimeGirlConnoisseur powiedział(a):
I'd rather manage a Cinnabon in Minnesota that be remembered as someone that got a retard to rape his mother.
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I'd rather manage one in Omaha, Nebraska.
 
Become a porn star so I can engage in all my disgusting fetishes and actually get paid for it. Because let's face it, there is literally no other industry that will hire me at this point.
 
Seek therapy, get off the internet, and go do some charity work to help people in need.
 
Hot HOT HOTTT powiedział(a):
1. Come clean. Public statement admitting guilt and apologizing to the public at large, providing whatever proof possible for any statements that were false or blown out of proportion while admitting to the truth.

2. Personal apologies and restitution to any victims by loaning money from the parents. This may be done years down the line if I suspect that contacting them now would do more harm than good. The ultimate goal is to do no harm; even an apology can be selfish.

3. Do community service, volunteering, and make donations. Become humble and appreciative of the life I have. Do it so much and so well that my name gets mentioned in local newspapers, on organizations' web pages, etc. Not just because it will push more recent and more relevant and positive results to the top of Google, but because I can only fix myself by working on myself.

4. Lots of therapy, as well as possible medical treatment (fungal infections). Self-reflection, meditation, exercise, etc.

5. Apologizing to my parents for dragging them down with me and pouring my whole into becoming a more productive and less shameful individual.

6. Devoting myself to healthy and fulfilling habits while making conscientious decisions about my path: dropping out of TTU, finding low wage work anywhere that would take me and investing myself into it, establishing financial independence without excess (drugs, alcohol, porn, etc.). Eventually finding a career path that resonates with me and pursuing training or education if needed, with full disclosure about my past issues and the steps I've taken to overcome them.

7. Staying off the fucking internet and removing myself from any negative influences (people, places, things).

8. In general trying to put my best foot forward in everything and being nothing less than a shining beacon of positivity to those around me. Finding joy in the success of others. Admitting fault for my mistakes and feeling pride only for humanitarian achievements.

This is the only way IMO, and this is just the start. There are many more things that can be done to "cleanse" a person and put them on the right path.
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But that's WORK!
 
She's a dumb bitch who's got sociopathic tendencies. Those don't go away with a name change. She'll change her name and eventually someone WILL find it and all that will come is we'll update the OP with a new name.

Her best option is to just fucking die.

Or you know what? Go all out you dumb bitch. Live life like the captain of a sinking ship. Do drugs, alcohol, fuck anything that moves. Dying broke and drunk and full of heroin at the age of 24 is not exactly my idea of success, but go off Shroom tits.
 
Shit myself and do nothing.

Alternatively, most of the things people have already said. Change name and enter psuedo-witness protection with glow daddy's help, move somewhere remote and rural, get a job via Father Shroom's nepotism, and stay the fuck off the internet.

If my new identity ever gets compromised well, I think we all know what the best option from there is.
 
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