Heirs of the body of Angelina Silva Englisbee vs. Patrick Crusius, Jim Watkins (8chan), Matthew Prince (Cloudflare), Fredrick Brennan, Anons on /pol/

[Sheryl Nome]

It's in federal court, the TCPA has recently been held to only apply in state court actions. This fucked over Waid, who has been slowly exhausting jurisdictional arguments and lost his ability to file a TCPA.

This case is in state court, which is part of what makes me think this case is frivilous, I'm not sure how they expect the state to extend its jurisdiction to some of these people (Just kidding, they know it can't)

 

[BrandedEagle]

Let me just say this. you want fight club? because this is exactly how you get fight club. this exactly.

but go ahead. charge forward and attack toxic masculinity and freedom of speech and due process in the name of "social justice". and when you have fight clubs around the world, i'll be sitting here on mountains of cash donated by idiots that think i'm an idiot.

 

[mindlessobserver]

This case is in state court, which is part of what makes me think this case is frivilous, I'm not sure how they expect the state to extend its jurisdiction to some of these people (Just kidding, they know it can't)

Especially to hot wheels who does not even live in America. You are already pushing it with people not living in the same state but the moment you start crossing international borders you definitely need to file in Federal Court. All Hot Wheels has to coherently do is file a motion to dismiss for lack of personal jurisdiction. He can probably pay some Texas lawyer 1400 bucks to do it. About the price of having to buy plane tickets to Texas himself.

 

[fat ugly sped]

No it isn't. It's in state court, at least according to a post earlier in the thread.

hahahahaha holy shit this is definitely a lolsuit then. What kind of practicing attorney thinks they can successfully sue some random Illinois resident in Texas state court and have it get past jurisdictional arguments? I'm seriously thinking the grieving family went attorney shopping until they found someone with more greed than ethics to go "yes, dear" to all their batshit requests to sUE eVEryOnE

Especially to hot wheels who does not even live in America. You are already pushing it with people not living in the same state but the moment you start crossing international borders you definitely need to file in Federal Court. All Hot Wheels has to coherently do is file a motion to dismiss for lack of personal jurisdiction. He can probably pay some Texas lawyer 1400 bucks to do it. About the price of having to buy plane tickets to Texas himself.

As an American citizen who resides abroad, Fredrick is in a really good position to defeat jurisdictional arguments from federal court. Diversity Jurisdiction for federal court only applies to citizens of other nations and citizens of other US states. He's a US citizen so diversity jurisdiction fails there, and he's not a resident of any other US state since he lives in the fucking Phillipines, so federal courts will just shrug their shoulders and be like "whelp, good luck suing him somewhere else".

Third Circuit holds that an American citizen domiciled in Germany is “stateless” and therefore does not satisfy any of the tests for diversity jurisdiction under 28 U.S.C. § 1332(a) | Lexology

In 2010, Plaintiff and Defendant were passengers on a U.S. Airways flight from Philadelphia to Munich, Germany. Defendant, while waiting to use the…

www.lexology.com

 

[AnOminous]

Especially to hot wheels who does not even live in America.

He also literally has absolutely nothing to do with the case. He owned the website that later did whatever they're being sued for doing. He couldn't even possibly be liable. It's a SLAPPable lolsuit at least with regard to him.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Especially to hot wheels who does not even live in America. You are already pushing it with people not living in the same state but the moment you start crossing international borders you definitely need to file in Federal Court. All Hot Wheels has to coherently do is file a motion to dismiss for lack of personal jurisdiction. He can probably pay some Texas lawyer 1400 bucks to do it. About the price of having to buy plane tickets to Texas himself.

He should hire a TCPA specialist, I know at least one, his name is Jayshawn Lemonhead and he could tack a win on this real quick. I bet he'd take it on contingency.

 

[AnOminous]

He should hire a TCPA specialist, I know at least one, his name is Jayshawn Lemonhead and he could tack a win on this real quick. I bet he'd take it on contingency.

It would actually be worth a try. Even Lemonhead could win this and get a TCPA award of fees. He's so brilliant he can even win cases that are completely legitimate.

 

[Polyboros2]

What kind of practicing attorney thinks they can successfully sue some random Illinois resident in Texas state court and have it get past jurisdictional arguments?

Have we not doxed the lolyer yet? I always enjoy the legal history we discover on these guys, I hope LanDUI gets another case soon.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

It would actually be worth a try. Even Lemonhead could win this and get a TCPA award of fees. He's so brilliant he can even win cases that are completely legitimate.

It would be extremely entertaining to have Jayshawn defend the obvious neo-nazi womanhater that founded 8chan

 

[Yotsubaaa]

Have we not doxed the lolyer yet? I always enjoy the legal history we discover on these guys, I hope LanDUI gets another case soon.

At least the lawyer, James Scherr, is not a Super Lawyer™! (But his other founding partner Sam Legate is.)

Our Team | Scherr Legate PLLC

James F. Scherr Founding Partner Sam J. Legate Founding Partner Joseph G. Isaac Partner maxey Marie Scherr Partner Oscar Mendez Jr Partner Tiffany N. Joudi Partner Brittany Lopez Attorney Rodrigo V. Ramos Attorney

www.scherrlegate.com

(https://archive.li/761EB)

 

[mindlessobserver]

It would actually be worth a try. Even Lemonhead could win this and get a TCPA award of fees. He's so brilliant he can even win cases that are completely legitimate.

Say what you will about Lemoine. He DID win.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

hahahahaha holy shit this is definitely a lolsuit then. What kind of practicing attorney thinks they can successfully sue some random Illinois resident in Texas state court and have it get past jurisdictional arguments? I'm seriously thinking the grieving family went attorney shopping until they found someone with more greed than ethics to go "yes, dear" to all their batshit requests to sUE eVEryOnE




As an American citizen who resides abroad, Fredrick is in a really good position to defeat jurisdictional arguments from federal court. Diversity Jurisdiction for federal court only applies to citizens of other nations and citizens of other US states. He's a US citizen so diversity jurisdiction fails there, and he's not a resident of any other US state since he lives in the fucking Phillipines, so federal courts will just shrug their shoulders and be like "whelp, good luck suing him somewhere else".

Third Circuit holds that an American citizen domiciled in Germany is “stateless” and therefore does not satisfy any of the tests for diversity jurisdiction under 28 U.S.C. § 1332(a) | Lexology

In 2010, Plaintiff and Defendant were passengers on a U.S. Airways flight from Philadelphia to Munich, Germany. Defendant, while waiting to use the…

www.lexology.com

That's all very true except I'm sure he gets SSI and iirc you have to be present in the USA to keep getting the government checks. Think about it, the government isn't going to give out free money to every retard in the world (not yet anyway), you have to be a citizen and prove you meet the conditions for getting it. He's stupid to think he can do this without an attorney because if he plays fast and loose with the Social Security program and they find out they tend to stop sending checks and make you prove you're entitled to actually get the free money. Sometimes they even make you pay it back if they find you lied about meeting all the requirements.

Social Security Disability is different and in most cases you can live abroad and still get benefits but SSD is based on your earnings and I doubt Frederick's ever had enough earnings in his lifetime to accumulate a decent SSD award.

 

[Yotsubaaa]

Alright, since you asked.
Christopher Scott Ayres

Ayres Law Office, P.C.
5924 ROYAL LN
STE 150
DALLAS, TX
75230-3897

About Attorney Chris Ayres | Ayres Law Office, P.C.

www.ayreslawoffice.com

Spoiler: List of qualifications (Spoiler: Not a Supersped)

Admissions & Recognition

• Licensed to practice before state courts of Texas
• Licensed to practice before the United States District Courts for the Northern, Eastern and Western Districts of Texas
• Licensed to practice before the United States Court of Appeals for the Fifth Circuit
• Licensed to practice before the United States Supreme Court

Legal and Medical Certifications

• Texas Board of Legal Specialization, Civil Trial Law Civil Pretrial Advocacy Personal Injury Trial Law
• National Board of Trial Advocacy, Civil Trial Advocacy
• National Registry of Emergency Medical Technicians, Emergency Medical Technical – Basic
• Texas Department of State Health Services, Emergency Medical Technical – Basic

Education
J.D., Baylor School of Law

• General Civil Litigation Concentration
• Order of Barristers
• Baylor Mock Trial Inter-Scholastic Team
• Phi Delta Phi, Legal Honor Society
• Executive President, Student Bar Association

B.A., Political Science and Public Policy, magna cum laude, Southern Methodist University

• Phi Beta Kappa
• Departmental Distinction, Political Science Department
• Golden Key Honor Society

EMT-B, University of Southwestern School of Health Professionals
Faculty and Teaching Experience

• Baylor School of Law, Mock Trial Team Instructor and Coach
• University of Texas Southwestern Medical Center, Adjunct Assistant Professor of Surgery, Division of Emergency Medicine
• University of Texas Southwestern School of Health Professionals, Paramedic Lecturer

Professional Affiliations

• State Bar of Texas Texas
• Board of Legal Specialization
• Civil Trial Advisory Commission
• College of the State of Bar of Texas
• Pro Bono College of the State Bar of Texas
• Dallas Bar Association Dallas Association of Young Lawyers
• Texas Trial Lawyers Association American Association for Justice
• American Bar Association

We know it is this guy from the original link.

Getting a very Landau-esq vibe from his site. It's him and his dad running the show. He's not a Superlawyer though, so maybe he might be a little bit more competent.

That's the lawyer for the defendants (Crusius family), isn't it?

EDIT:

Yeah, I got it wrong and deleted it to correct the record - It's the lawyer for Crusius

All good. I still think having that lawyer's info here is useful. Just because Ayres is on the 'sane side' now doesn't mean he won't go full-retarded later.

 

[Slimy Time]

That's the lawyer for the defendants, isn't it?

Yeah, I got it wrong and deleted it to correct the record - It's the lawyer for Crusius

So far the lawyers are
Plaintiff - James Scherr
Defendant Crusius - Chris Ayres
Defendant Cuckwheels - Pro Se (broke as fuck)

Edit: Filing has dropped. Oh this is going to be fun.

 

[AnOminous]

Double posting but fuck it. Filing has dropped.

Edit: Oh this is going to be fun.
Wyświetl załącznik 991343

Wyświetl załącznik 991344

This lawsuit is autistic as shit.

"Defendants WATKINS, PRINCE, BRENNAN, CLOUDFLARE and 8CH are but the alter ego of each other."

Lol no. That's not how ANY of that works. Other than that 8chan might have been an alter ego of Watkins at the time, Watkins, Prince and Brennan are three different actual human beings, not just the same person using different names. This paragraph is absolutely idiotic. Someone who even wrote this is frankly not right in the head.

Cloudflare and 8chan are also clearly distinct. This is just lunacy.

Also they autistically capitalize "hate" like it's a proper noun.

 

[Slimy Time]

This lawsuit is autistic as shit.

"Defendants WATKINS, PRINCE, BRENNAN, CLOUDFLARE and 8CH are but the alter ego of each other."

Lol no. That's not how ANY of that works. Other than that 8chan might have been an alter ego of Watkins at the time, Watkins, Prince and Brennan are three different actual human beings, not just the same person using different names. This paragraph is absolutely idiotic. Someone who even wrote this is frankly not right in the head.

Cloudflare and 8chan are also clearly distinct. This is just lunacy.

Also they autistically capitalize "hate" like it's a proper noun.

The opening line of the Facts section says it all. This may actually be worse than the Maddox Lolsuit. We really need to do a deep dive into this lawyer for the plaintiffs. No way someone sane would write that.

 

[fat ugly sped]

Here's what they're suing the shooters parents and grandparents for:

 

[A Logging Company]

Let me just say this. you want fight club? because this is exactly how you get fight club. this exactly.

but go ahead. charge forward and attack toxic masculinity and freedom of speech and due process in the name of "social justice". and when you have fight clubs around the world, i'll be sitting here on mountains of cash donated by idiots that think i'm an idiot.

What do you think the Proud Boys ultimately are?

 

[BrandedEagle]

I don't know, everyone screeches something different everytime I hear about them. At this point i've just rationed them off in my brain as a bunch of white people with some edgy memes and ideas that everyone hates because they have a stick up their ass.
note: also by edgy i'm not talking edgy teen, i'm talking 30 year old tryhard edgelord kind of people.

The first rule of Fight club is YOU DON'T FUCKING TALK ABOUT FUCKING FIGHT CLUB.

don't yell at me yell at macbeth. fucker has a motormouth like you wouldn't believe. even blabbed what he thought rule five was to a copper.

 

[I can't imagine]

Here's what they're suing the shooters parents and grandparents for:

Wyświetl załącznik 991370

...

I'm sorry, it's hard coming up with words to respond to that. So, either they taught him it was okay to break the law, or they failed to teach him that he shouldn't break the law. I mean, I suppose that would be negligence in the vaguest possible use of the term, but I highly doubt that counts as legally negligent.