Operation Tupacalypse Eli arrives at JFK International, waits for Jace's evac while hiding from his parents

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His "islams" thing never gets old, I swear.
"So I went to buy some islam biscuits from those islams, and it cost me like 5 islams and they couldn't even speak anything except islam"
His Jewish grandfather must have been barely containing his rage every time they spoke XD
 
Alright guys, I gotta go to bed. Try to keep the noise down. Somebody wake me up if idiots 1 and 2 get arrested, burn the cottage down, shoot their eye out or finally have sex, or if idiot 3 ever gets out of the airport.
 
This is like the end of GTAV. Does Jace save the weed cottage, stopping Tyce once and for all but letting Eli get kidnapped by his bitch mom? Or does he break curfew, scream across Maryland and across state lines without a license, dodging the henchmen of Obama's Islamic Kalifate and rescuing Eli, but possibly losing the weed cottage, all of his mice and most of Tyce's matchbox collection, his proof that Islams tainted chicken McNuggets with ebola and be left with a big-headed stoner asking where his XBone is?
 
Jace trying to cleanse the cottage of weed and mice and cats.
Tyce trying to steal the weed, start a race war, and take out Jace.
Meanwhile, Eli at the airport:
 
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His "islams" thing never gets old, I swear.
"So I went to buy some islam biscuits from those islams,
and it cost me like 5 islams and they couldn't even speak
anything except islam"
His Jewish grandfather must have been barely containing his rage every time they spoke XD
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Rage in regards to ignorance or prejudice? Israel is South Africa levels of racist.
 
So all told, Eli stayed up for something like 24 hours, sat on a plane for about 12, and then waited around the airport for almost another 24 hours. When did he last get to sleep in a bed, eat a meal, take a shower, change his clothes or brush his teeth? I know the elite Deagle Nation soldiers are prepared to do without the sorts of luxuries and hygiene that we civvies take for granted, and it's ultimately small potatoes compared to the other stuff that's going on, but that still really had to suck.
 
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