Operation Tupacalypse Eli arrives at JFK International, waits for Jace's evac while hiding from his parents

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How could Jace have picked up Eli from JFK and gotten back so quickly? He must've flown into Boston Logan because it's a five hour drive from NYC to MA
 
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WELP

PACK IT UP SON

IT'S OVER. NO HOPE. NO SALVATION.

THIS KILLS THE DEAGLE NATION.
 
What a strange saga this has been. Hopefully things will start to pick up now that Eli is back in Jace's arms. After all, the war on Tyce has only just begun.
 
DeagleDad apparently correctly identified the flight that Eli was on; it was scheduled to arrive at 2:30 EST, so at the time of his last tweet he's been waiting in the airport for about 7 hours.

edit: I think this works out to 18 hours and 30 minutes since his flight departed from Israel, and since he pulled a RuneScape all-nighter, he's been awake for something like 43 hours. He's not having a good time.
 
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Ladies and Gentlemen of this assembled forum, I am pleased to announce this main event. In the red corner our challengers. They are proud members of the Deaglenation. Weighing in with a metric ton of bullshit, Jace and Eli! And in the blue corner, our returning champion. From parts unknown, ladies and gentlemen give a big round of applause for the one, the only Consequences!

 
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Eli still at the airport playing Runescape.
How the fuck clueless do you have to be to go to Israel and be surprised that you can't eat a cheesesteak on your observant grandparents' plates?

Don't answer that.


Things I learned:
  1. Horses are fuckin gay.
  2. They did a sick donut on a horse in Django Unchained.
  3. wow Islam Biscuits. wow
  4. Eli has eaten at least 3 bags of Doritos and a box of Bugles at the airport.
  5. Who fuckin rides horses?
You forgot #6: Horses can't even get pussy.
 
Things I learned:
  1. Horses are fuckin gay.
  2. They did a sick donut on a horse in Django Unchained.
  3. wow Islam Biscuits. wow
  4. Eli has eaten at least 3 bags of Doritos and a box of Bugles at the airport.
  5. Who fuckin rides horses?
Tyce has horses on his shout-downs list in the analchest cookbook too. Deagle Nation must have had some kind of traumatic encounter with a horse at some point.
 
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