Operation Tupacalypse Eli arrives at JFK International, waits for Jace's evac while hiding from his parents

[blackie toy]

My favorite part is where he just casually mentions having overstayed his visa. What a dong.

 

[Lachance]

Looks like Eli brought some herpes home with him

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It's nice that he'll have a souvenir to remember this trip by.

 

[Shiala]

"A man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do."

*proceeds to hide from his mother*

 

[FlyAwayNow]

Oi, again with the sunglasses.

 

[blackie toy]

Oi, again with the sunglasses.

I don't know about you, but when I fly, those little air vents make my eyes red after a few hours.

 

[KingofManga420]

"Jace you always play secret agent with us!"

Also, god damn. Eli had a hell of an adventure. He ought to write a book about it.

I don't want to read a book about a fat dumbass playing runescape in Israel for 3 months

 

[JON CENA]

HE'S HOME, OUR BOY IS HOME!

 

[Dr. Meme]

I don't want to read a book about a fat dumbass playing runescape in Israel for 3 months

No you'd rather read about him in a forum for the span of 3 months

 

[Night Terror]

Welcome back, you exceptionally strange looking individual!

 

[ForTheHoard]

The next 48 hours are going to potentially be the climax of this story.

 

[L-kun]

Guess who's back? Back again? Eli's back. Tell a friend! Guess who's back, Guess who's back, Guess who's back, guess who's back....

 

[CWCissey]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=hwzQuWCklQw

Oh hai Eli!

I seriously can't be the only one getting Tommy Wiseau vibes from him with his hair like that!

Although the voice is very Matthew McConaughey...

 

[JON CENA]

Guess who's back? Back again? Eli's back. Tell a friend! Guess who's back, Guess who's back, Guess who's back, guess who's back....

Two Israeli hookers go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside...

 

[Payday]

I love how he still looks and sounds like he couldn't give one fuck about what he's just been through. Like he's not even really sure if it happened.

He's perpetually stoned.

 

[Burned Man]

Secret Agents probably shouldn't tell everyone they are secret agents. Now Eli is going to be the one demanding respect. Will Jace actually let someone else have respect or will he yell at Eli to respect him for he is still his commander. I can't wait to see what excuse Jace uses for not getting Eli his xbox.

 

[Trombonista]

Hey, I arrived at JFK when I got back from Israel too!

Eli and Jace should take a cue from me and my dad and go to Burger King afterward.

 

[Truck Rockfort]

I guess this is the end of Operation Tupacalypse, what a long crazy ride.

 

[Jaimas]

And so, the long journey of Eli comes to a close. He was not able to save Tupac from the enemy fortress run by the Islamouse Brotherhood that operated out of a McDonalds. Deagle Nation was not prepared for this kind of war, and as days turned into weeks, the conflict became unwinnable. But for those who had paid the ultimate price, there would be eternal regret. Some say Eli was never truly able to leave that battlefield, given those he had left behind.

Sergeant Pencil Crossbow would recieve 5 posthumous promotions after falling in the line of duty during the Deagle Nation conflict.

He is survived by his wife and 4 children.

08/22/14 - 09/13/14 NEVAR FORGET

 

[DeagleDad420]

Uh so, Tyce is apparently launching an armed assault on Eli's cottage to try and steal the weed. Jace is inside, still cleaning up the mess, and trying to defend in some sort of airsoft siege. We can continue to talk Eli here, but... Jesus I can barely keep up with this shit, what the fuck.

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[Randall Fragg]

or not. Jesus, this is just getting crazier.